ITT: Cringe

Jeez I wanted a beer not a political manifesto

didn't brewdog drop the cringecore labelling years back?

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>>8627921
>Pic related
Its the brewdog guys

>>8627921
Reading that made me want to get a case of Bud Light.

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>>8628214
>a pathetic mass marketed beer

Look man, I got a wife and 5 kids to feed. Just buy the goddam IPA

>>8627921
>/ck/ starts a brewery.

>>8627921
>on the left

God it's so overly passive-aggressive it makes me squirm

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>the U.K. Beer Scene is sick
>and we are the doctor

Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

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>>8628312
Time to take your medicine

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>group of advertising execs think this is ok

>>8628322
>ayyyy baby wanna get airtighted by me and my two greasy friends
>n-no please leave me alone where are my friends??
>have a sip of this bud light darling
><one sip>
>OH GOD I'M SO WET PLEASE VIOLATE ME

Like a fucking charm every time

This entire website
http://drinklikeaboss.com/

>>8628322
Kek im buying Bud Light tonight.

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brewdog is so cringe
>muh punk

>>8628392
>T. Left Hand Label response

Checkmate

>>8628392
Their logo is cute tho

>>8628322
OML I LITERALLY CANT EVEN......like who even thought this is ok????!!! 201X

they make decent beer though tbf

dont even bother being a contrarian and saying that they don't.

>>8628409
>this isn't lowest common denominator beer
>this is an assertive beer
>we don't even care if you don't like it

JUST

>>8628409
>we do not merely aspire to the proclaimed heady heights of conformity through neutrality and blandness

>>8628322
To be fair, it does say it removes "no" from YOUR vocabulary. If anything, it advocates alcoholism and bad behavior, not rape, although the undertones are certainly there.

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It's like the rare steak people and the indie beer people are in a contest to see who can be the biggest pretentious asshole.

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>>8628433
>be me permavirgin deluxe mac and cheese
>go to bar near my house
>see attractive lady sitting alone
>underneath a bright house lamp
>our eyes meet during 'My Heart Will Go On'
>no spaghetti tonite
>walk up and squint at her past the light
>ask if I can buy her a drink
>she looks away cloyingly and pretends to be on her phone
>I am not dissuaded
>I lean in and ask again
>Can I buy you a drink?
>she looks up at me and says yes
>I order her a rape drink
>one Bud Light, I shout across the bar to the bartender
>the place goes silent
>'Lambs and Goats' by Korn is suddenly cut off the jukebox
>bartender brings the Bud Light
>all eyes are on her
>she takes a sip, JUST ONE SIP
>the entire bar starts applauding
>they know she can't say 'No' anymore
>take her back to my mom's house
>she's in my room, she CAN'T SAY NO
>proceed to intercourse for the first time
>doesn't matter had sex

T-thank you Rape Light!

>>8628322
I just realized the Seth Rogen/Amy Schumer ad campaign was probably an attempt to atone for this.

>>8628516
Amy Schumer is perfect representative for Bud light. She raped a guy using Bud light then said she was the victim afterwards because the only way she could have sex with him is if he was too drunk to consent

>>8628402
Oh come on, regardless on your stance this is still a poorly labeled beer.

>>8628591
Maybe if you're a politically correct librul
It's funny as heck

>>8628591

if you aren't overly sensitive to the rape connotations, the intended meaning is clearly effective.

>>8627921
They have a point, but could have made it with a lot less autism.

>>8627921
Who thought this was a good idea? Jesus.

The one on the right is fine - it gives information and trivia about the beer that people wouldn't have otherwise known. The other two labels are shitting on the customer and wanking about how they're probably not sophisticated enough to get it. How could anyone write this and think it'd go down well?

>>8628601
>>8628650
Not him, but rape-y-ness aside, it's still a stupid fucking slogan, especially to be putting on a beer.

Bud light is marketed to 13 year olds apparently.

>>8628797

show your work, you can't just say things and have people believe them. it fits the brand IMO. it's a light beer, you can get it anywhere, it's drinkable, popular and it's cheap. this is what students drink, and students are the main category of people who like to be out all night.

>>8627921
these are fun to read while you drink your beer but yeah it comes off as very pretentious, I think stone does the same thing

>>8628195
if only the caps were little fedoras.

>>8628535
>getting drunk off of a light beer... a light american beer
Is this even possible?

>>8628337
currently my favourite post on this site

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>>8627921

kickin' terriaki breasts

Why are modern kids so literally hateful of freedom of speech? You have the right to not care, but those constant "why are they allowed" threads are the real cringe

>>8628392
>BEER FOR TRU PUNX HXC XDDDD
what a bunch if wankers

>>8629473
Are those potato chips? Wouldn't they get soggy from all the sauces?

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>>8629476
mmmmm soggy potato chips

Brewdog stuff is actually fucking spot on.

The IPA/Lager one, Kingpin I think it's called, it fucking lovely.

They do a straight lager thats quite nice, although not bitter enough for my tastes, and they do a porter as well I think which is lovely.

>>8629481
what in the FUCK

>>8627921

>brewdog: drink your fedora

>>8629481
THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING ILLEGAL

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>>8628322

>>8629481
This shit is like a child's experiment. Nasty

>>8629493
That looks fucking terrible.
>JUST THROW MORE SHIT ON IT, IT'LL WORK I SWEAR!

Brewdog is mediocre af next to Kernel, Cloudwater, Magic Rock, Wild beer Co., Thornbridge etc. etc. And yeah their brand aesthetic makes me wince. Only buy if it's a shit supermarket with no choice.

>>8628818
kekked

I went to a music festival and they had a guy come in and do a presentation on tropical fruits

He was really into it and had a pretty normal, coherent presentation

But right at the end he started talking about how soursop (or something) cures cancer

I could feel the whole pavilion cringe

>>8629493
>>8629481
>>8629473
>>8629458
>>8629469

>classical mexican street food
>heavily seasoned, slow roasted meat, a little cilantro, onion, lime juice, corn tortilla. About the size of a decent sandwich

>whatever the fuck this shit is
>entire bag of corn chips
>more corn because fuck it more corn
>small snowdrift of queso blanco
>DROWN IT ALL IN SAUCES
>"what sauces," you ask?
>FUCKING EVERY AVAILABLE SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER.
>PINTS OF THAT SHIT
>MORE SAUCES FUCK YOU KEEP GOING
>lime juice

What the fuck happened?

>>8629524
Normally flowing sauces were suddenly stopped by THE WALL, so mexicans had to suddenly start using it to prevent the backlash flood of excess Sauce from drowning everyone.

>>8629493
It like a Malaysian Airline landing strip. You'll fucking drown in it.

>>8629519
Were you taking drugs at this so-called 'music festival'?

>>8629600
Nah, I went with some older family and I wasn’t really into the music

>>8629606
Let him believe that. Cancer cures stupid.

>>8627921
This is a rip off of Arrogant Bastard right? I think I've seen another brand with similar labelling as well but I'm pretty sure Arrogant Bastard was the first to do this

>>8629582
Airlines don't own the landing strip you retard.

>>8628331
>70s looking food

oh GO-BLEHHGH!!

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>>8628816
I sort of like the similar label on Arrogant Bastard. But that's quite clearly tongue in cheek with the name of the beer.

>>8627921
Brewdog is just old man beer with a fancy label.

Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSSK5Epazoc

>>8629481
This is an abomination

>>8628322
the only way this could be better is if it was labled a tRapist beer on the bottom

>>8629631
Wasn't arrogant bastard taking the piss tho on account of the name 'arrogant bastard'?

>>8627921

SO MANY ADVERBS

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8630338
for you

>>8629846
It works in this case, but not in op's

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>>8627945
Wait'll you see the soap

>>8630291
Sure but that makes it even worse, the beer in OPs pic ripped them off but also seems to have taken them seriously

>>8628392
going out of your way to say something is punk, makes it not punk. This company is run by actual faggots who think they're cool. Kek.

>>8632782
dr. bonners is goat you cunt, they get a pass to be preachy.

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>>8632790
honestly it's overpriced garbage with religious trash written on it

there's better castile soap elsewhere

>>8629493
>>8629481
>>8629458
>>8629469
Trump is right, he's so right. We need to build a wall to keep out this filth and degeneracy.

>>8632782
>>8632790
Dr. Bronners is fine, and their toothpaste is great

>>8632782
this strikes me as more retro, or uh, kitschy i guess? old fashioned? it makes me think of the old farmer's almanac and i don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.

the beer bullshit, on the other hand..

>>8632813
Dr Bronner was serious bro he was a weirdo

>>8632788
>actual faggots
Scary.

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>>8632813
"Dr." Emanuel Bronner really believed that shit, though.
He went a little nuts after escaping the holocaust and the shock therapy he got after preaching in the streets probably didn't help.

>>8632827
The doc was the good kind of crazy. His kike jew offspring hijacked his wholesome soap company for political virtue signalling, though

>>8632871
I don't think you're supposed to physically type out your tourette's spasms like that my man.

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>>8630275
I keke'd

Brewdog's texts are fun but the best part is how triggered Americans get of it.