You know what I haven't seen in awhile?
Post them
It's jello
>>8627847
It's meme.
>>8627890
>>8627890
it's joke
>>8628034
im going to cum
>>8627835
???
>>8628081
>where can I get broiled cheese
Not sure if troll or not...
>>8628088
I could do it at home but I've never seen it done in a restaurant before.
>>8628071
You're the biggest fucking faggot.
>>8628111
there's literally nothing wrong with cumming blood.
>>8628149
>>8628155
>>8628162
>>8628111
Can you post the one where the guy puts a hotdog into a bike? It's so nice for some reason, like this one
>>8628169
>>8628178
>>8628181
Oh shit, what a payoff. Candy making is so neat.
>>8627835
God damn that porchetta looks amazing
>>8628111
>when you finally pop that stubborn zit
>>8628177
I got you senpai
>>8628186
>I feel like
Number one warning sign that you're a numale.
>>8628221
>some kind of hot dog cannon
>>8628213
>calling someone a numale
Number one warning sign that you have a mircopenis.
>>8628221
Its where the seat would go. You can see the tire in the .gif
>>8628091
I thought you said you'll never have that cheese fondue pussy.
>>8628241
That was so satisfying
>>8628038
No matter how many I cook I'm still trapped by all these eggs...
>>8628038
YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM ALL
>>8628241
>Chef Boyardee now knows why you cry.
>>8628205
what kind if witch craft is this?
>>8628172
>that'll be 7 dollars
>>8628212
Man you're the best
Just the way he puts it in and the fact its so perfectly fit for it that the air pressure slows it down going in so much he has to press it just triggers my autism so much in a good way
youre the boy today
>>8628241
lava looks like it would be really satisfying to fuck if it wasn't so hot.
>>8628181
My sister works at a candyshop and I've seen them do this irl a few times, never gets old. They have like a billion designs they use too.
>>8628181
I thought it was food for pandas until that final shot. I've a fucking retard.
>>8628034
>cover some cheap, shitty looking food with way too much cheese from a cheese log
>that'll be $39.99
>>8628301
>cover some cheap, shitty looking sugar cookie with way too much frosting
>that'll be $20.00 a dozen
>>8628241
how the fuck did that can last that long? That lava looks hotter than the sun.
>>8628205
what in tarnation
>>8628213
Hahaha, I love you. You have mentioned this before on other boards and I am here to say that your observations about language are accurate.
>>8628305
kek
expected this response.
you didn't disappoint.
>>8628261
oobleck
>>8628081
anywhere in Switzerland
>>8628301
Cunt.
Raclette is godlike. And its extremly inexpensive, used to be poor peoples food in switzerland.
>>8628091
What's stopping you?
>>8627822
I want to see Jack make this.
>>8628308
That being a figure of speech doesn't stop it from being incredibly stupid.
>>8628528
>key term: used to be
Hipsters love price gouging.
>>8628450
>was an idiot
>expected someone to point it out
good job?
>>8628560
There's no fucking way he can fuck up such a simple process
Bring the water to a boil, put in the right amount of Agar, let it boil long enough, and chill it for long enough.
And it's obvious that he's capable of missing up 3 of those steps, isn't he?
>>8628081
you get raclette stalls in festivals everywhere now
>>8628221
kek
>>8628221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n31j2_dkaCo
It's not in English but you'll probably get it. It's about registering an alternative turn signal for a bike.
>>8628205
it's so starchy it has become a non-newtonian liquid, as long as it's moving or feels force, it will turn very viscious, almost hard.
>>8628038
How does he get out of there?
>>8628689
He doesn't. That's why the king of the egg fort is so surly.
>>8628259
Lol.
>>8628241
How devilish would it be to crop this video right before the can explodes?
>>8628736
Very
>>8628641
when he'd go to pour it out, it would probably fall apart
>>8628034
that is way too much cheese, disgusting
>>8628858
>too much cheese
low test please go
>>8628862
t. fatty
>>8628833
the peace sign he throws up at the end
>>8628878
It is literally the embodiment of everything that America has lost.
>>8628081
french and swiss Alps
>>8628841
that's a cute whale shark plush
>>8628830
eww
>>8628871
Hornified
>>8627835
oh lord sweet baby jesus!
>>8629013
That seems like a very violent way to kill a fish
>>8628280
I had the same thought before even reading your post.
>>8629013
Poor fishie
>>8628241
i want to be enveloped in lava
>>8627822
>deconstructed jello
Fuck off hipsters
>>8628830
>no ketchup
>>8628212
>>8628212
>>8629119
Goddamn spics
>>8629083
Holy shit, there's a pepe gif of when the frog gets cut by the knife.
Tell me somebody has it.
>>8628241
pfft, I've had campfires hotter than that
>>8629125
I'm Mexican from the USA and I think it's funny that so many Mexicans love street "food" vendors that just put sauce and corn on chips with chile spices, and cheap melted cheese. Apparently we're crazy about shitty processed chips but I've never liked that kind of stuff. I have had some really good tacos from truck vendors though.
>>8628839
As a Texan i am appalled at this wholly inadequate representation of the lone star state
also
>not eating the fries first
>>8629125
Fucks sake
Stop accounting these Chicano abominations as Mexican things
These second generation faggots take everything in their culture for granted and fuck it up
Just because we have tostilocos doesn't mean you can grab any corn chip bag and pile a bunch of shit on it
>>8628528
so was lobster
>>8629267
Calm down Pedro
>>8629276
But honestly we have so much food and ways to make it from so many regions and they just fuck it up
So many fresh ingredients straight from the GODAMN country itself but nooo gotta fuck it up somehow don't we because we're Mexican American lol I'm a Chicano Durr Durr fucking kill me
>>8629304
Superior Nippon cooking folded over a thousand times.
>>8629267
mexico shit
>>8628827
T H I C C
>>8628125
Yeah, but cumming a whole hot dog, though?
>>8628212
now I want to do this to a friend's bike and not tell him
>>8628827
l...lewd...
>>8629326
>>8629328
It's a visual metaphor for ejecting the worm that you cock vored back out of your penis.
>>8629357
sounds like an aerodynamic adventure
>>8629083
wtf
>>8628241
It's like a visual representation of intercourse.
>>8629010
it would be very painful
>>8627847
Worse. It's plain jellied sugar water. wo flavoring.
>>8627822
Someone post some gifs, these shitty webbums don't work in Safari.
>>8628111
WA LA
>>8627822
>Agar
Like in lab? Enjoy your microbes
>>8629470
use the VLC plugin
>>8627822
pffft, not making an awesome flour in the middle
>>8629470
>safari
Stupid cracker
>>8629470
Do you even internet? Joe fag.
>>8629336
>sosig'd
>>8629501
Agar won't grow microbes just for the sake of it being agar. A proper agar plate has a medium in it to provide microbes with adequate nutrients for their survival.
So in short, you are just as stupid as everyone says you are.
Consider euthanasia.
>>8629548
What kind of cake is this?
>>8629618
Ice cream kek
>>8629470
OMG GTFO
>>8629304
They fold whippedcream in the batter. That's the secret.
>>8629125
Still better than the midwest food mayo massacres.
>>8629399
At least they eat it, you should see chinese people torturing dogs/cats/monkeys for fun.
>>8629627
Source:
https://vimeo.com/37695217
>>8629627
I want to give her my hotdog if you know what I'm saying.
>>8629638
source?
>>8629501
Are you really that stupid?
Agar is basically a vegan gelatin substitute.
>>8629644
>>8629650
Source is literally in their post, retard.
>>8629651
That's what they want you to think.
>>8629618
Vienetta, basically ice cream and chocolate sauce. Typical British holiday dessert.
>>8629655
chill out jack, she's just preppin' stuff
>>8629666
Lovely trips. Breyers used to make a similar style cake called by the same name here in U.S.A. I haven't thought about that cake in about..... 20 years. Thanks.
>>8629658
ariel dog just comes up with pictures of dogs dressed up as the little mermaid
>>8629694
girls name is Ariel Rebel
>>8629699
>Ariel Rebel
thank you kind sir
>>8629694
OMG ..
Here's your source tinyurl com/ arieldog
>>8628038
this is the first time that I've seen this webm and it wasn't called "surly king of the egg fort"
>>8629734
because it's a different one. look closely, there is an egg missing.
>>8628841
I swear she's sitting on a bucket and shitting the whole time
>>8629778
girls don't poop, silly.
>>8628038
it's just an egg sandwich why would you video tape this
>>8629797
Post a .webm and I'll give you the sauce.
>>8629790
then where do the 'macs go?
>>8629793
First time on the internet, huh? Welcome!! You will soon learn that people will "video tape" the darndest things!
>>8629806
>>8628241
>Here you go my pet lava
>Eat up
>>8629470
>Safari
I'm a huge cocksucking apple fanboy and even I know that Safari is hot garbage.
>>8629223
You're an idiot. No Mexican I know is buying from vendors who use corn or cheap melted cheeses and I've seen them all around here. You probably live in some flyover state.
>>8629223
>I'm Mexican from the USA
You aren't Mexican you chicano piece of shit.
>>8629223
Chicano
>>8629470
Use the VLC player dumb dumb
>>8628178
What do they do with the ball?
>>8629840
what browser do you use?
>>8629870
Netscape
>>8629793
Probably just some basic white chick from Utah mesmerized by him making some shitty egg sandwich he makes a hundred times a day every day.
>>8629951
>>8629810
>>8629793
It was part of a video on street food, compiling various street food merchants.
>>8627822
I'm not sure if cake is the right word here but it'd be fun to leave them about town to be stumbled upon
>>8629971
He always looks so happy when he takes a bite of something.
>>8630038
He does.
>>8630038
he's a cheeky nibbler is why
>>8629721
I'd eat the shit out of that desu senpai
>>8629667
Im pretty sure jack is retarded
>>8629470
Download VLC or MPlayer OS X. If you have a pre-Mavericks osx, you could try to find a copy of Perian. These are all freeware. Jesus, I thought I was tech-illiterate. You're gonna be ok.
>>8629548
I miss you, Viennetta.
>>8628261
When you get to focus more on skills rather than regurgitating facts in childhood. Children in third-world countries have higher IQ than children in America because their creative energy is put into learning life skills rather being forced to sit still at a desk for 6 hours a day and remember facts for SATs.
>>8628833
How do I practice this without wasting dozens of eggs and burning myself?
>>8627822
Sorry I don't find breast implants appetizing.
>>8627835
>>8630446
have a person hit you over the head every time you fail will get you down to about to a hundred or so tries gl hf
>>8630468
It's funny because she actually has a disorder that causes food to just pass through her. She just shits it all out without digesting it
>>8630446
You get a job where you have to burn yourself
>>8629548
>waist high tub of rejects at the end
>>8629280
There are live streams disproving that. They had her looked at by doctors in a variety show. They concluded that she has an exceptionally flexible stomach and bad metabolism.
>>8630782
>bad metabolism
dont you mean good?
>>8630789
nah her body takes only very little calories from that food most is pooped out
>>8629690
Yeah. I missed it so much that when I was visiting Australia and saw it in a store, I hate a whoie one in one drunken night. It was glorious.
>>8628071
Me to anon
>>8628211
Fucking spooks
>>8628241
That was extemely satisfying
>>8628280
Whut?
>>8628833
That was the tits
>>8629304
autism
>>8629031
Stfu fag
Why are whites so shit at cooking whereas all the Asians posted here are literally superhuman chefs?
>>8630400
i just got redpilled
>>8628839
>tfw no qt nip gf to eat lots of food with
>>8631059
They make online videos better suited for .webm and .gif making.
>>8629267
BUILD WALL
>>8629949
Top kek
>>8630061
cheeky little bastar
d
>>8629548
>That giant waste bin full of rejects
>mfw I jump in
>>8631059
White chefs are celebrities and worshiped as gods. asian chefs make stupid online gifs. Seriously no one even knows about chink chefs unless hollywood makes a movie about them.
FYI: The thread died here: >>8629667
>>8627822
>ctrl+f "raindrop, drop top"
>0 results
Y'all need Jesus
>>8628878
it's a victory sign
japan etc
>>8629031
Pretty sure the fish is already dead, and he's just shaking it
>>8631214
you're a piece of garbage, bro
hope to G*d you never meet me on the streets
>>8631244
>What's the problem?
The problem is the second a Jack gif/webm is posted, the thread devolves into 5-6 posters circlejerking over how terrible Jack is and reposting the same 2 dozen videos until the thread 404s. He's fucking retarded, and we don't need to be reminded hour-by-hour. There are plenty of other webms to post here.
>>8631290
>>8631290
Maybe 4chan isn't for you, you should try reddit
>>8630251
I thought that looked familiar. my favorite share with the family store bought dessert when I was a kid
>>8631344
Why don't you just go on his YouTube channel?
>>8631349
>sharing dessert
It's like you don't want to be obese and diabetic
>>8631352
Because he'll just delete any comments I leave on his newer videos. I'm not even being particularly mean but he has become prickly
>>8629638
>the videos where she's topless
fuck, I've already fapped once today. Pingy's gonna be sore tomorrow
>>8627835
Congratulations, I am now fully erect.
>>8628196
>>8629027
>>8630496
>>8631409
>>8629501
>Agar
>Like in lab? Enjoy your microbes
lol
That looked interesting until I found out it was literally water + agar.
>>8631362
We don't want to read your comments here either.
>>8629694
>ariel dog just comes up with pictures of dogs dressed up as the little mermaid
ahahahaha this made me laugh pretty hard
>>8631433
Mommy is gonna b SO mad wehn she see I made mes in mi pants
>>8631451
Too bad you can't downvote them :^)
>>8631433
I need that in and around my mouth. Right now.
>>8631475
I fuckin swear jack is an artist.
He knows his videos make people cringe, he does it on purpose as a clin-d'oeil to perfectly made dishes by average youtubers.
This guy is the best performance internet has offered us since it's creation.
>>8630400
ebin
>>8631490
It looks so natural to him you can almost hear his thoughts contemplating life.
>>8629721
>love food
what a lying name
>>8631506
>Not placing the cheese parallel to the hotdog.
I can't jack off to this.
>>8631506
idiotic
>>8630038
He's probably one of those larger folks for whom food is a comfort that they partake in unhealthily. It's his safe space and what he turns to when he's having a hard time coping with life.
>>8628241
>Aldritch, Devouerer of Gods
>>8631528
He must be coping constantly
>>8631527
>brown guy chops lettuce
why did you think this was worth posting?
>>8631256
>>>/r/eddit
dumb nigger
>>8628241
>No Preservatives
The Chef never stood a chance.
Should have sent SpaghettiOs in his stead.
>>8631546
fine, have some more jack
>>8631554
Perhaps he'll die
>>8631487
yeah, he's not an inept retard playing to hayseed lowest common denominator bible thumpers trying to make money
whoa, and what if Chris Chan is actually a Machiavellian performer who is really laughing at all the people who think he's just an autistic retard spazzing out on the internet trying to make money
I juxtaposed the two for effect, but there is some degree to which you are correct about Jack just exaggerating his fuck ups because that's where his heat comes from, but I think to say it's all a rouse is pretty optimistic
>>8631469
Sure
Let's just ruin a perfectly good looking glaze by smearing the shit out of it with a fucking trowel
>>8631576
you mean better
>>8631600
northern england*
agar tastes like shit
>>8631624
all of england is filth
>>8631629
>8631629
Whats it taste like plain?
Ive only really ever had it like pic related
>>8631566
I swear there is nothing in the world that sets me off more than retarded ass knife practices.
Seriously how hard is it to understand that placing a sharp object facing the palm of your hand is a really fucking bad idea.
>>8631635
>>8631636
>i have never been to any part of england and i review it all on some shitty webms of some welfare leach failing to make food
>>8628172
I miss eating these.
When fried properly, these things are so good even though it's just a stupid potato.
>>8631654
I've been to England and Ireland.
I mean the parliament thing and accounting was a big gift to humanity, but other than that we would be happier with more France and less England.
>>8631654
your entire country are welfare leaches you just called it an empire instead of gibsmedats
>>8631637
I tried to look up what other people thought to help with a description and apparently it's "tasteless", so I guess I'm crazy for thinking it tastes like unsalted vegetable stock
>>8631472
SAVAGE
>>8631654
As English are saying on /int/
It's just banter lad
>>8627835
what the fuck
you cut the skin off, then slice some bits off?
it's like it wasn't meant to be cooked together as one piece, but they did it anyway
>>8629267
>tostilocos
you just changed my opinion about the wall. I don't expect it to keep anyone out, I just want you all to know you're no longer welcome.
>>8628241
>And here we see a native can of ravioli returning to the Earth in a dramatic ritualistic suicide; unlike it's modern cousins who now do so by microwave, this one has chosen the natural heat of the lava to commit this long misunderstood act.
>>8629548
jesus christ what a lot of chocolate and indiscernible
>>8630446
Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
>>8628878
i alwayas though he meant it was 2 dollars or something
>>8630446
>How do I practice this without wasting dozens of eggs and burning myself?
You don't.
There's a good reason most seasoned chefs and cooks basically lose all feeling in their fingers because of how much they burned and cut themselves over the years.
>>8631506
FUCKING TURN IT REEEEEKEOFA jfeipmwl[ f,l'w'
>>8631376
>Pingy
What a shit name for your penis. Mine is named The Golden King. My left ball is The Ruby Warrior and my right The Emerald Guardian. That's how you name a fucking penis.
>>8631849
>colors
were you in a car accident or are you into getting beat on or what
>>8628038
meme
>>8629548
This one was the best to watch for me so far, as a manufacturing engineer.
>>8628038
Egg sammich wit armpit hair, some boogers, and fresh fecal dust....
>>8628181
Holy shit....
>>8628241
What do people mean when they say "satisfying" in regards to gifs like this? I'm genuinely curious.
>>8631954
it means what they expected to happen in the gif, happened in the gif
>>8631506
stop posting this shit, its not even good
>>8631960
It has to be something more than that. It's usually when something really slow and gooey is involved, or something is perfectly cut into half/many tiny perfect pieces.
>>8628229
>gets called out for being a limp-wristed nu-male
>makes dick joke
Yup, he was right...
>>8631472
Most of their nervous system is spread across the tentacles, so don't worry - pretty much all of those dying, wriggling bits are individually capable of understanding they're in pain.
>>8632004
Good
>>8631547
As usual the people who think they're too hardcore and cool for reddit are disturbingly easy to bait.
>>8629470
stop using fucking safari the fuck's the matter with you--- previous apple employee
>>8630695
ios does not support webms in any browser app
get a fucking computer
>>8631562
childhood kek
>>8631469
Love how they ruined the fucking glaze right at the end.
>>8632081
:)
>>8627822
>blob of gelatin
>a cake
Come on, seriously?
That's not a fucking cake.
>>8632107
Wow you must be a fucking huwhitemail
>>8631896
Dammit I wanted to see how the machine was going to roll up the triangles
>>8627822
looks like a fake tit
>>8629667
damn, just started cracking up watching him wield two knives. What a jackass
>>8631546
>cant even identify cabbage
you're the nigger
>>8629083
>eat it while it's still alive in a pov view of itself being eaten.
japan, what the fuck dude.
>>8632518
Samurai Jack?
>>8629166
>frogposters BTFO
don't let this die