>eat beans >fart forever what can we do about this?

stop being an untermensch

chew thogoughly and season with summer savory or caraway

>>8624205
you're supposed to soak them overnight so that doesn't happen...

>>8624205
Put a cork in your butt

>>8624205
http://www.beanogas.com/

>>8624226
downside to this is you'll lose nutrients

>>8624205
remove anus.
No more farts.

>>8624205
>not appreciating a room filling, warm, aromatic fart.

Why are you even here?

Eat more and eventually it'll stop happening.

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he's right, i ate beans once and i have been farting ever since and it has never stopped

we're probably going to die

>>8624205
they surely haven't come up with a pill made to address this issue

>>8624205
>eat beans more often
>body gets used to beans
>farting decreases

>>8624251
vugging gig

>>8624205
die

Epazote

>>8624237
I though it was the obvious like how fermenting things raises the nutrient levels, soaking almonds raises availability of nutrients.. etc. This is untrue for beans?

the cause of farts is because some components of the "skin": the non-digestible oligosaccharides. These are resistant to gastric acid and digestive enzymes, therefore they enter in the large instentine mostly intact, as a result, they are fermented by the bacteria residing there. When bacteria ferments something they produce gas, in this case, as they are in your instentine it results in farts
>what can we do about this?

add some carminative herbs or spices like Anise, rosemary, thyme, fennel, ginger...