>drinking tea naked >spill

>have stupid blog post
>post it on /ck/

>>8623254
>drink Coca Cola
>cry

>take popular advice
>kill myself

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>>8623277
>making fun of burn victims

>masturbate into hand
>eat it

>>8623280
did you drink it too fast?

>making noodles
>the lid falls off

>>8623254
Even worse when it's in bed.

>>8623254
>buy shake from McDonald's
>drop it

>making rice naked
>get doxed and lied about by tumblr camwhore because you made fun of her for dressing up like a sexy child to get easy money to help support her NEET boyfriend

>leave spatula in pan with noodles
>spatula, ground, noodles everywhere

>slowly pulling the lid off cambells spicy chilli so it wont splatter
>splatters everywhere

>forget to lid the alfredo
>starts spurting all over the stove like a sick dog

>>8623648
What