what's for breakfast /ck/? <<i made this drunk disaster

>>8620747
Eh I've only been doing the can part so far.

>>8620747
>sig

>>8620747
you burned the eggs pal

maybe you should eat it instead of taking pictures of it

>>8620760
He said he was drunk....

>popcorn disguised as scambled eggs as part of a breakfast
nice

>he has a Griptilian
of course you do.

Don't you live outside of Chicago? Do you even use a knife outdoors, minus the odd fishing trip in a polluted waterway?

Urban fag in denial.

>>8620786
that's a 940 osbourne actually

i carry a kershaw blackout and i use it everyday

>>8620747
you have tiny hands, and in general you are a manlet

>>8620817
Do you like that small serrated portion on the blade? I recently bought a Buck Bones on impulse because it was on sale, and I haven't used it yet but I feel like that 1" serrated part is just for style.

It doesn't seem useful and I'd rather it not be there. We'll see this summer.

I'm thinking of getting a Benchmade but I"m more into traditional knives. Are you happy with yours?

>>8620882
the one i'm currently carrying doesn't have any serration but i've had them before. if you cut a lot of rope/twine etc it's fantastic. if not then don't bother.

>>8620747
>muh gun

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>>8620747
A nice 'lil late brekkie

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I went to a local joint and had an interesting flatbread sandwich with fried eggplant, roasted peppers, and mozzarella. Not bad by itself, but I kicked it up with a little hot sauce.

hey progun, do you have a drink as soon as you wake up?

ever put a loaded gun to your head when you're drunk?

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>>8620747
tomato, spinach, chicken breast and mozarella "quiche".

not sure what this actually would be called.

>>8620747
>>8620749

>TWO angles to make sure we notice the retarded fucking knife-in-the-trigger-guard embarrassment

>>8621790
kek

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>>8621782
R8 please

>>8621793
Looks like crisped up pizza dough. I'd buy this

>>8621844
looks like you chopped some veggies up sprinked salt and pepper on them and called it a day

what am i rating?

>>8621847
Who hurt you?

>>8621849
i'm being serious. what else did you do? what do you want rated?

>>8620747
Does that pea shooter come with a purse lmao

>>8621879
kek

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>>8620747
>dat toy gun

You are so cute, OP! I really hope you don't drive a Hummer.

>So insecure he has to post all of the guns he will never get to use

>>8621793
What kind of bread is this?

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>>8621954
>mfw youre trying to bait this retard into shooting something and recording it and then you'll report him for threatening to "shoot up his workplace"

>>8621954
>>8621962
>>8621997
isn't it funny how the people who tend to own guns are the ones who really shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a gun?

but the same is true of people who have a ton of babies

>>8622011
Its hilarious. Then they'll call you a nu-male cuck if you dare question their non-existent self esteem.

>>8621846
>>8621965

The place calls it "bocco". It's their big thing, I guess. Pretty soft and dense stuff, and tasty.

>>8622039
>bocco
>special flatbread recipe
it's pizza dough , senpai

>>8622049

You say that, but this isn't like any pizza dough I've ever had before, and honestly I would be pissed if I was given a pizza made with this stuff. It's way too soft and flimsy for toppings. Maybe if you cooked it on an open oven rack or something, I dunno

>>8620760
He always burns his food. You just get used to it.

>>8620747
Nice gat. I got a p226 tacops a few months ago.

>>8620747
HOW DID YOU BURN EGGS? IS THAT POSSIBLE?

>>8620747
fugg progun i remembered when i actually look forward to your posts

>1300MSRP P229 Elite
>literal piss beer
>popcorn with bacon n eggs

Im not even gonna try to make sense of all this. But your taste in guns is far better than your beer choice, luckily.

Classic progun, see you in the stream

>>8620747
lol. fuckin a, man.
that reminds me of something i'd make if i got pissed and then hungry. nice sig, too.

>>8620747
wh... h... popcorn? I don't even...

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Made an egg McMuffin, sort of.

>>8622322
It isn't hard to burn eggs. Just a few seconds too long and BAM, burnt eggs.

>>8621829
You put things in the trigger guard to prop it up for pictures, friend.

>>8620747
Why do you eat that caramel corn as a side so often? Doesn't ever seem to fit the rest of the dish

>>8626727
thats cheddar popcorn

>>8620785
Holy shit how did I not see that

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>>8620747
>>8620749
>>8620755
>>8620759
a hearty breakfast.

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quality threads m8 pls accept this extremely rare armed & dangerous patti

what kind of savage eats popcorn for fcuking breakfast?

Hey /ck/ is this the breakfast thread? What should I eat? I have bacon or sausage, also some biscuits, waffles, cereal which I will probably eat a bowl of anyway.

>>8621782
>>8621844
whatever that is under the veggies looks like vomit to be honest family

>>8629839
halp pls i am hungry

>>8621844
You seriously put those little dots of sauce on the plate when you're cooking for yourself?

>>8620747
American/10

>>8620747
>tfw I thought the popcorn was eggs until I clicked the thumbnail

>>8629942
If you're going to be showing off your food you might as well try and make it look good

>>8631429
it's "try to make" not "try and make" you massive fucking retard.
that food looks like someone who rode the shortbus in school and is now going through a salmon colored shorts phase made it.

>>8631438
lll try and make my grammar better for you Master Cuck.

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I make some variation of this every morning for breakfast. Jarlsberg cheese. It's easy, quick and filling.

>>8631458
Easy, quick, filling and gay.

>>8631496
>you felt so inclined to include this in your food photo on your anime sites cooking board
fixed that for ya.

>>8631438
fucking kek

>>8631496
HOLY FUCK HE'S SO MAD LMAO

>>8631496
faggot

>>8631517
>>8631525
he's not wrong though

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>>8631561
Wait I thought these were shitty pancakes not eggs....

>>8631517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c