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casa di mama extra picante by oetker

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tradizionale is objectively superior to ristorante

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>>8616657
indeed

>>8616657
this.
holy fuck yes.

>>8616580
That IS the best frozen pizza

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>>8616580

>>8616580
I eat this 4 times a week. That's fine right, they are quite light.

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>>8616580
>Fork

It's like you are actively trying to trigger me.

Publix.

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>>8616580

>>8616850

Casa di Mama is objectively soggy disgusting shit.

The fact that they have to resort to sticking a bit of paper underneath the pizza just to make it cook borderline decent should tell you enough.

>>8616580
Do they have this in the US? I don't get frozen pizza very often, but I'd give it a try.

>>8617060
/thread

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>>8617056
Dr Oetker frozen pizza is sold under their Virtuoso and Ellio's brands in the US.

>>8617049
That it's hard to make a recipe for frozen fucking food that's pre-cooked to be heated properly?
i'm surprised frozen pizza exists at all with how different the cooking times should be

Tombstone pizza

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>>8617141
>Dr Oetker frozen pizza is sold under their Virtuoso and Ellio's brands in the US.

That's because Dr. Oetker sounds like the beginning name of a snake oil medicine used to cure foot fungus.

What a shit name for a pizza company...

>american pizza

>>8617174
Don't talk shit about Oetker, he has a PhD.

>>8616580
It's good but I could eat 10 in a row and still feel hungry.

>>8617174
>a pizza company

I think the company is more of a consumer foods corporation like Nestle or Kraft instead of an out-and-out pizza company. Their presense in the US is mostly in confection baking products.

>>8617211
Sure you can, luke.

Dr.Oetker is dat nigga

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>>8617200
He was also a Nazi.

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>>8616850
>thick crust

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>>8616580
You're welcome

>>8617230
as was pretty much anyone else in Germany during 1930s

>>8617060
Good stuff.

>>8617481
I used to buy these until I realized how expensive they were. The toppings were pretty good for a frozen pizza.

>>8617481
Reddit: the packaging

>>8617481
These are actually good. Only buy them on sale though

>>8617567
It works. Easily the most distinctly packaged frozen pizza in the freezer section.

>>8617556
>until I realized how expensive they were
you just look at the fucking label at the store

>>8617481
I love this brand but it's spendy, I get them when they are on sale these days

>Arguing over frozen pizza
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I want to die

>>8617543

That is such a bullshit, wrong, cop out. Plenty of Germans in the 1930's were not Nazi's. My granddad sure wasn't, he had to flee.

>>8617691
>My granddad sure wasn't, he had to flee.

Technically he wouldn't be IN Germany if he had to flee.

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>>8616580

>>8617704
Kikes invented to bomb that ended WW2, faggot

Also kosher dills

All frozen pizza is shit.

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>>8617704
>bringing jewish slurs into a discussion of frozen pizza

I smell a stormfront comin' in, Hazel. Better batten' down the hatches.

wtf who eats pizza frozen are u guys retarded?

>>8617816
Because everyone has time to make a pizza from scratch right? Are you retarded? Do you not understand the convenience of frozen foods?

>>8617759
This.
If you're spending more than $2-3 on frozen pizza, then I'm lmaoing at your life

>>8617481
Love these. Crust is kind of hit or miss, but the sauce and toppings are superb.

Did not know they had a cheese one, but that looks like too much cheese. Their meatball and pepperoni one is the best

>>8617816
The kitchen in my apartment is mega tiny, so i usually just get frozen pizza or go out to the local pizzeria.

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>please tell me for reals is this really as hot as people tell hot or just for local taste hot?

>>8618119
yeah it's pretty hot but it tastes like shit

>>8617826
>>8617826
He asked who eats the pizza frozen not who eats frozen pizzas. On another note i make dough and freeze that shit, still works when it thaws and its no effort to roll out some dough and make up a pizza. And is much better than frozen pizza

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not even close

>>8617595
It's also the tackiest, I know frozen pizza isn't exactly classy in general but I'm not 13 anymore

>>8618470 is so much better

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>>8616580
>not eating /ourguy/'s pizza

>>8617481
that mere image reeks of nu-male

>>8618119

all consumer products marketed as hot come in two flavours:

1. tastes good, literally no heat
2. genuinely hot, tastes like garbage water

if you want hot food, make it yourself and dump a pile of cayenne pepper in it, you'll get better results.

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Only problem is the uneven placement of toppings, so it takes a while to move things around before cooking.

>>8619884
I'm normally a Red Baron guy (well, not normally as I eat maybe 1-3 frozen pizzas per year) but when Freschetta goes on sale, I pick up one of those. I fucking love mushroom and spinach pizza.

>>8616580
literally cant. best pizza.would be even better without the pesto.

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who /buittoni/ here?

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Say what you like but I survived off these for a while.

i love the ones from lidl, just adding some own toppings and shit's cheap and good

>>8620244
Dis nigga gets it, improv your poorfaggotry.

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I usually just grab whatever is on sale 2 for $n.

But dis shit good doe

Bagel bites is literally the best frozen pizza

>>8620341
amy's frozen pizza is the best.

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>>8617759
This, us Totinos boys know whats up

Once, i bought a Dr. Oetker frozen mushroom pizza(2 pizzas in 1 box)
The topping was greasy, but the dough was pretty good
How did they even do this?
Also, the box was black i think

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>>8616580
HOW IS IT BEING PICKED UP LIKE THAT
WHAT

>>8620501
Dr. Oetker confirmed to have dark powers.

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>>8620552
Obviously

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>>8619874

>>8620572
American have shit taste

>>8620627
Dr. Oetker's fault.

>>8620627
It's German you retard

>>8620698
>It's German you retard
Nope, a German company catering to the rudimentary tastes of the stupid American market.

Is it true American schools serve pizzaburger hot dogs? What a travesty.

Disgusting.

>>8617691
Thats what your traitor commie faggot grandad deserved.

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posting this disgusting shit from aldi instead

>>8617060
Came here to post this

>>8622335

What kind of a Jack's rip off is that?

>>8622306
God, your such a failure. How old are you?

>>8622365
he's not wrong, your father was a communist pansy and traitor.

>>8617230
you say that like it's supposed to be a strike against him

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Home Run Inn is one of the only frozen pizzas worth getting.

>>8617481
I bought this, I felt like trying something new.
It was fucking awful

>>8616580
i find the tomatoes are too sweet.

I also collect hubcaps. and really like seinfeld

>>8622409
The Nazi lost the war.
We can talk shit about them as much as we please.

>>8622479
You clearly don't have proper taste buds then

Leave this board you fucking pleb

cullinary circle from albertsons.

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All these fucking posts, and no mention of Costco's frozen pizza.

>>8623801
They're not bad for 10$

Pretty decent size to them as well

>>8620710
You can't buy that product in the US you retard. Stay obsessed.

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Add some anchovies and extra fresh mozz and perfect pizza

>>8616850
My nigga, three meat is the best.

>>8617481
how much is one of those?

>>8623801
>"Artisan-Style"
>kirkland

Reminds me of the barista-style instant coffee.

>>8616580
>>8616657
>>8616661
these gave me college flashbacks

>>8617481
The official pizza of Reddit.

>>8624477
Depends on where you live but usually they cost between 5-6$ here

>>8616580
Ristorante is fucking garbage

The only people who like that shit is boomer retards.

>>8617481
>Wisconsin
>Parmesan

wut

>>8624516
Kirkland puts their brand on some of the best products Costco has to offer. Most of their shit is made by the very same manufacturers they are competing against at a 3rd of the price.

Kirkland Vodka made down the street from Gray Goose under exact same conditions
Kirkland Batteries are rebranded Dureacells
Kirkland Reserve Whisky is a special blend made by Jim Beam

etc

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Nothing compares to this

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>>8623801
>Costco
Best pizza

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how to give up cooking food and live on these

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>>8625822

>>8617682
so...hunny...how was your first day on the internet?

>>8623801
It's 90% bread

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>>8617060
it's not better - it's just a better value

(still my go to fro' 'za though)

>>8616821

this

/thread

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Trattorio Alfredo pizzas generally are good bang for the buck, but tonno is the best.

>>8623801
>>8623820
>10 dollars for a fucking frozen pizza

Do Americans really do this?

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>>8617481
>Wisconsin Whole Milk Mozzarella twice

>>8626404
Costco pizza actually doesn't come frozen

It's take n bake pizza

>>8626247
Den heter big one, svenskejævel. Bra smak, though

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so fucking good

>>8616580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw

>>8626424
One of them is fresh mozzarella (like the stuff you buy packed in water) and the other is brick mozzarella (the kind you shred).

>>8622446
My nigga. Home Run Inn is legitimately one of the best pizzas I've ever had, and I've been to Naples.

>>8616821
Omg this so much.
This pizza baffled me on how much better it actually was than PizzaHut.

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DEEP DISH

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>>8617060
This.

>>8617759
I had one once and it tasted like cardboard.
Fuck that.

>>8616580
Dr. Oetker IS pretty good, for frozen pizza, but Safeway Select is and always will be better (unless they were to get bought out for some reason, which won't happen anytime soon, they're too big).

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>>8616580

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132 replies and no mention of the all time goat of microwave personal pizzas?

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>>8618119
it tastes like shit but it is extremely hot
3/10

>>8617155
>>8617200
>>8617211
>>8617222
>>8620233
>>8620244
>>8620355
>>8624466
>>8624477
>>8624699
>>8625822
>>8626477
>>8627899

checked

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Definitely the best of the best

>>8619874
That was the first such processed food product around here that was actually ridiculously hot (but othetwise meh, as stated) instead of "chili ketchup hot", so many internet discussion forums were filled with threads that were like "is it really as hot as people say, because I think I can stomach pretty hot food."

for me it is the mchicken

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Haven't had it in a while, but if I'm remembering right the crust is surprisingly good for cheap ass frozen pizza.

>>8629093
>dairy-free

>>8626334
t. thin crust pizza enthusiast

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>>8617759
It truly is in a class of its own.

Supreme is my favorite. It adds more diverse flavors than just pepperoni or meat.

It can also be rolled up like a burrito and dipped in buttermilk ranch.

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>>8616580
mfw the italian version don't have salame

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>>8617759
>>8620371
>>8629418

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>>8630209

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>>8616850
>thick

>>8620233

Shitty meat on these but damn tasty

>>8617060
MY BOY THE BARON

>>8616580
What do you guys think of Kirkland Signature frozen pizza?

How about Costco's Take and Bake Pizzas?

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>>8616580

>>8630305
Remember that gif of that black chick blasting cum out of her ear, nose, eyes, and mouth? The cum looked bluish IIRC.

I'm gonna look that up again

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never buy them at full price mind

>>8616821
https://youtu.be/aCA3j9iEEnw

>>8626986
do you get this from krogers or king soopers? never had this anywhere besides king soopers

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>baked salted fries earlier in the day
>forget the pan is salted
>cook frozen pizza
>breading is now salted
>it's delicious
>have to salt every pizza now

>>8617691
Fucking oven dodgers. Your grandfather was a filthy jew.

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end of discussion, sorry lads

>>8632302
You're on a dangerous path, friend.
Soon you'll put it on everything, but that still won't be enough.
You won't realize you've hit rock bottom until you're snorting it right off of a hooker's ass, but by then it'll have been too late.

>>8628106
This and Red Baron are the best. I wanna try the one OP posted though.