Why do women seem to like chocolate so much more than men? Is

>>8616556
Hormonal cravings. It's real.

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it's so good that's why

I'm a guy and I've always been embarrassed about liking sweet things so much. I'd take a good tub of ice cream or a chocolate bar over a steak any day, but I have to pretend otherwise or I look like a faggot.

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>>8616570
Why would you substitute a meal for sweets. I love chocolate, but that was fucking stupid to say.

>>8616570
That's weird dude.

Not the fact that you like sweet things, but the fact that you feel the need to pretend that you don't. I don't think I ever saw a guy eating chocolate and though to myself "haha what a fucking faggot, liking sweets and shit".

>>8616556
television tells them that it's just a woman thing

>>8616570
>>8616585
If it helps Bud, I don't think anybody ever thought of Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold as being feminine.

If you can't get over your anxiety, just start rejecting low quality shit. Enjoy a really good chocolate bar or ice cream, but reject shit like Hersheys and Breyers.

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>>8616671

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>>8616570
I love chocolate too, bro, but I love it regardless whether it's sweet or not.

Since I cut my sugar down I keep this in the house, and it's pretty tasty and high in fiber, too.

I like chocolate, so do most of my friends
(beides pleb-tier white chocolate)
but i seriously can't imagine any of them prefering chocolate over dick

>>8616709
This. Dick is best.

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>men pretend to not like chocolate thinking this makes them more masculine when it actually makes them look like tryhard faggots who take it in the pooper

>>8616658
>television tells them
This.

I dunno, OP, I'm a guy and I loooooooooooooove chocolate.

Then again I have huge moobs so maybe I'm a transchocochick.

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>>8616556
The men I know generally love chocolate too, myself included, but with so many high quality local chocolate shops and factories, we're kind of spoiled on the expensive stuff and could never go back to cheap shit Milk Dud tier chocolate. Therefore we don't get it that often.

women have child-like qualities, because being childish = youthfulness = fertility = desirability.

It's television/advertising telling you that women like chocolate and women, in turn, consume more chocolate.

People like conforming to expectations (e.g. boys like trucks because kids shows feature boys playing with trucks)

Sweet foods in general are for women and homosexuals

>>8616570
your estrogen levels are high. you should go to a doctor and get hormonal therapy

>>8616556
You're genetically predisposed to liking things with salt, fat, and sugar in them, because those are high in calories and difficult to find in nature.

Now you can get them all in the same bite, so you want to pig out.
Women are socially encouraged to do this because "oh it's just comfort food, i need muh comfort food".

>>8616556
It makes them feel better on their periods

correction, most women tend to favor MILK chocolate over dark chocolate.
They crave the fats portion of it subconsciously.
Its the same crowd who go to starbucks and get a 10 dollar foam belching milk drink with a tiny bit of coffee for flavor

>>8616570
Faggot

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I'm a man and have no problems downing a fat chunk of chocolate cake and wash it down with girly cocktails after having my steak and beer. Anyone who does or doesn't do something because society tells them to is a turbofaggot/woman.

I also shamelessly post smug anime girls.

>>8617248
nobody likes you and you care so hard about what people think of you but you try to hide it behind gay bullshit and false words
go ahead, prove how much you don't care and how cool you are by replying

>>8616556
The only people I know who don't like chocolate are women.

>>8616716
This all over.

>>8616960
>>8616975
>>8617193

See >>8616716

>>8617257
not that guy, but anime guy is cool, you're a tool. enjoy hating fun while others enjoy life.

>>8617279
Who says I don't like chocolate? But having chocolate cravings is a sign of high estrogen.

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>>8617257
Keep crying while I keep enjoying my food.

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>>8616556
Chocolate has iron in it. Women tend to lose more iron during their periods.
>Sounds right, might be right.

>>8617279
>>8616570
>What is interesting is that women feel the strongest desire to eat chocolate prior to and during their menstrual cycle. Chocolate seems to have an antidepressant effect on women just before their monthly period. Chocolate contains substances that are similar to estrogen. This suggests that consuming chocolate helps boost your estrogen levels.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/505481-chocolate-and-estrogen-levels/


>Common symptoms of Estrogen Dominance : Anxiety, irritability, anger, agitation, Cramps, heavy bleeding, prolonged bleeding, clots, Water retention/weight gain, bloating, breast tenderness, lumpiness, enlargement, fibrocystic breasts, mood swings, depression, weepiness, headaches/migraines, food cravings, sweet cravings, chocolate cravings,
http://info.nihadc.com/integrative-health-blog/bid/53256/estrogen-dominance-doesn-t-mean-what-you-think

Chocolate cravings is scientifically linked to higher estrogen levels, it is not a joke when I said you should go see a doctor.

>>8616556
Because the patriarchy doesn't judge them for it.

>>8617328
Last I checked, liver doesn't carry the same stigma that it's only eaten by the effeminate, and it's probably the most heme iron-rich source.

I used to be utterly chocolate mad as a kid, but gradually I liked it less as I got older. I am now 27 and I don't dislike chocolate but I never get an urge to eat it.
I guess at this rate when I'm an old hag I will hate the stuff

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>>8617330
Fucking Christ, man, I'm eating!

>>8616556
Because women are metally children

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>>8618808
>metally

>>8616570
You're right to be embarrassed. Eat food like a real man

>>8618815
Mentally

>>8616556
you need to BEAT THEM inshhallah you pussy infidel your women control you and your choclate.

im glad im muslim, i beat my women if she trys to eat without my say so.

Why don't men like chocolate as much? is it just the men I know or are all men basically wrong?

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This thread

women like fats, chocolate is a tasty and readily available source of it

>>8620373
I'd be happy if everything below 90% cocoa chocolate disappeared tomorrow.

>>8620361

>>/pol/

>>8616556
It's a social meme.

Men don't like sweet things, women do. Men like bitter black coffee, scotch, and cigars. Women like flowers, wine, and chocolate. This isn't even some SJW shit. Just observe the archetypical advertising that was done until neo-feminism forced everyone to be women friendly all the time around 2010.

That's it. That's literally it. You're welcome.

>>8620557
>mildly enjoy chocolate
>get on hrt
>love chocolate more than anything in the world
how do you explain this?

>>8616570
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure you're not homosexual. Do you ever wear lingerie and masturbate to body building magazines?

>>8620557
Nothing like enjoying a cigar while sipping some irish coffee

>>8620561
FUCKING THIS
only 4 weeks here and I'm already eating chocolate at least twice a day

>>8622203
>>8620557
>>8620561
earlier i posted the science behind it. estrogen literally causes chocolate cravings but they aren't quite sure why yet

>>8620561
placebo, and you wanting results enough to make them up

stereotypes are exactly that

I'm a mechanic, recovering drug/alcoholic, love hunting fishing..

and snickers. I love snickers. and cheesecake.

fuck that 90% chocolate/white chocolate shit though

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>>8618580
but liver's gross anon

>>8622216
except I only noticed it after eating chocolate, placebo only works with a preconceived notion