Oatmeal? Are you crazy?

Like a fox

who the fuck uses bowls like that? That's like a serving for a baby. I'm a man. A big man. I need at least twice that.

Chimichanga kumquat?

simmer down pinkiepie

are we getting fucking raided right now? third thread ive seen in five minutes that's about pony shit ffs

I use quick oats. Wanna fight about it?

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>eat oatmeal at 8
>get off work at 3
>massive farts start at 2

>>8612397
Kill yourself, Barneyfag

why is mlp shit getting spammed all of the sudden

>>8612624
>all of the[sic] sudden

They do this every day, you probably just don't notice it.

>>8612564
How come it doesn't give me gas? I usually make my oatmeal from 90g of raw oats.

>>8612397
kill yourself

>>8612564
That dog is too cute

>>8612660
I eat 300 grams of raw oats in milk for breakfast and never get gas either.

>>8613762
Porridge is a general term applicable to any type of grain
Oatmeal is the particular

>>8613762
Porridge is for POOR people

>>8612541
how the fuck does this involve ponies?

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What does /ck/ think of my oatmeal?

>>8614892
disgusting

>>8614896
i agree

As a non anglo I stuggle with porrige

How do you cook it?
Everytime it turns out bland and sogyy and it makes me sad

>>8614918
add a small amount of maple sugar for flavor and use less milky for no more soggy

report back with results anon

>>8612397
I was a pony fan once and felt that making /mlp/ was a bad move, and I want to crush your eyes like grapes.

Stop spamming this shit.

>>8612660
Hes a mudskin or yellow

>>8612397
>>8612482
this
god damnit im trying to look normal over here and you come and do this.

It's fucking disgusting. I really like it in cookies, meatloaf, breads, etc. but cooking it as a porridge ruins it.

>>8612397
I usually have mine with a tablespoon of the darkest blackstrap molasses (for half my minimum calcium target) and a sort of gravy with various combinations of chia/flax/hemp, fruits, cocoa, vanilla. On rare occasions I even eat it with semisweet chocolate chips. And often some peanut butter and/or other nuts. But I try to save most of my omega-6 budget for later in the day.

Please stop reminding us of that cringy time in our lives.

>>8615354
Should I binge watch the recent seasons? I haven't made time for it since i got a bf in 2015.

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>>8615362
Watch all seasons and go see the motion picture when it comes to theaters October 5th

And remember, the ride never ends

>>8615400
Is the movie animated in Flash by Filipinos just like the tv series?

>>8615405
No, they have new ears which are cute and lush, also the animation in general is updated

>>8613737
It's all yours, friend!

>>8614918
1 cup oats
1 cup water
1 cup milk
cook till oats absorbed liquid enough for it to not be "liquidy", at least i like mine dense
add 1 Tbsp butter
1 Tbsp honey

>>8615541

Mine is similar to this, except I don't use water. Instead, I cook the oats in the milk on a small burner on the simmer setting. It takes a while, but when the milk and oats start to bubble up and it all moves like a big mass, it's ready.

Then I take a spoonful of peanut butter and some honey, and down the hatch it goes.

>>8614918
It requires layering sweeteners, which I have found works with a lot of sweet things.

The oatmeal needs to cook in a little bit of white sugar and a lot more salt than you might expect in not all that much water. Don't use milk, just water. The amount of water you use aries but basically most of it should have evaporated by the time the oatmeal is done. Also don't stir it much because it ruins the texture.

When its done it should ladle out fairly sticky and solid into a bowl, swirl in a healthy shot of heavy/double cream (milk if you are a pussy) with your choice of fruit and spices. Don't over mix it should be like a spiral of alternating cream.

At the table top with a thin layer of your choice in liquid sweetener like honey, golden syrup, maple syrup and once again don't mix. Enjoy the layered flavors so you can taste everything and have a decent texture.

>>8612397
Savoury oatmeal, niggas.

Cook with veggie stock, whole milk or unsweetened soy milk (and water, so it doesn't get too thick), cumin, turmeric, and maybe some cayenne for spice. Also, add a can of black beans for protein.

For toppings, stir fry green bell pepper, onion, and mushrooms. Add herbs (like thyme or dill) to taste.

Takes 20-30 mins of preparation, but its my favorite breakfast ever.

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Porridge with butter and salt

>>8615415
Barney is still shit though

>>8612397
Kill yourself Barneyfag

I cook my morning oats in water and don't add anything.

I love the hot blandness with a black coffee. Never understood adding all this sugar and shit to your breakfast.

>>8615405
Toon Boom, actually.

>>8619088
>Never understood adding all this sugar and shit to your breakfast
Maybe because you're a bland person.

>>8612397
Do you take your oatmeal with sarsaparilla?

>>8614918
That's what it's supposed to taste like, which is why people add flavorings to it.

>>8619088
To make it taste good

>>8620131
Maybe. I'd rather be bland than a fat fuck any day.

>>8620409
It will take more than some fruits and honey in oatmeal to make you fat.

>>8612397
Kys

>>8612397
Kys

>>8612397
Kill yourself, Barneyfag

>>8612624
how is it pony?

whats the best way to cook oatmeal? not that prepackaged shit

>>8616335
This

Idk why people add all this sweet shit to it

>>8624249
It's not

>>8624349
yes it is

>>8624249

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frm3mjy9l8c

Bronies latch on to the most insignificant shit. You can buy officially licensed merchandise of their characters who don't even exist in the cartoon.

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>>8626315
>You can buy officially licensed merchandise of their characters who don't even exist in the cartoon.

No you can't, who the hell are you talking about?

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>>8614892
>>8614896
>>8614917
Did i do better this time?

>>8627688
no. disgusting

why do people eat oatmeal its objectively prison food

its mushy throw up in a bowl

>>8626359
ugh god shut up nobody even gives a shit go away pony faggot

I like oatmeal with cinnamon, peanut butter, and banana.

>>8627700
Gordon Ramsey eats oatmeal (porridge) every day.

>>8627700
It's cheap as hell, easy to make and very versatile. There's a reason it's prison food and it's because it's been a staple of the human diet for millennia

>>8627717
i dont care about gordon ramsey

its shit food

>>8627726
Suit yourself. It's better than cereal + milk at least.

>>8627732
better than cereal and milk? in what way

i think cereal and milk is way less poverty and "prisony"

do you know how much milk/cereal even costs?

>>8627740
It tastes better. It's hot. You can flavor it more. For example, you can add honey, cinnamon or peanut butter without the milk smothering the taste. Speaking of milk, you use less of it too, which is healthier. I'm not sure what your obsession with poverty and prison food is. People in prison drink water too, does that make it a poverty liquid?

Milk is a couple dollars for a half gallon here. Cereal is usually a few dollars for a box. If you want to get more expensive oatmeal, you can get steel cut oats instead of rolled.

>>8627759
it tastes like shit, the heat of the oatmeal usually burns me so it doesnt help unless you live in fucking alaska where you need hot food/drinks all the time

cereal can come in any flavor you can imagine including honey and cinnamon types

and milk costs 3.75$ a gallon and 4$ minimum per box of cereal where i live

>>8627772
Not everyone has a pussy tongue like you, bitch. Beat it!

>>8627772
Okay. Well I think we're just responding for the sake of argument at this point, so I'm just going to leave it at this. Goodnight, cereal anon.

>>8627772
Yeah seriously why don't you stop bitching about not being able to properly eat oatmeal you pathetic faggot

>>8627774
>>8627776
>>8627777
it has no texture
it tastes like mud texture with wood flavoring

>>8627784
Probably because of your bitch tongue

I've started having cornmeal porridge instead. I don't like having desert-y breakfast so adding brown sugar and shit to oatmeal does not make it better. This morning I added Gouda and sauteed mushrooms to my porridge and topped it with a fried egg. Way better.

LUXURY OATMEAL: THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

>Steel-cut oats
>1 can whole-fat coconut milk
>Roasted unsalted almonds
>Dried apples
>Dried cranberries
>Cinnamon
>Brown sugar

The ratio is 3 parts liquid, 1 part oats. The recipe I use makes enough to last you a week, and it freezes well too.

Pour the can of coconut milk into your pot, add 2 cans of water, throw in 2 handfuls of almonds and a fuckton of cinnamon, and heat it all up on low. You never want to bring this to a hard boil, because the coconut milk can scorch and curdle and it's not as good.

When that's steaming hot, fill up the same can with steel-cut oats and dump them in, and add a tablespoon of butter or coconut oil too. Simmer for about 45 minutes, stir it occasionally. Add the dried fruit when the oats are almost fully cooked, give it another 10-15 minutes and you're good to go.

You can add the brown sugar while you're cooking it if you want, but I prefer to just sprinkle it on top right before I eat it.

>>8627777
>quads of cruelty

Microwave oatmeal in water
Stir in egg, microwave more
Top with soy sauce, sesame oil, green onions, 7 spice, etc
Fast filling breakfast for long day

>>8612397
kys Barneyfag

I'm grateful for this thread, OP. I was extremely hungry and then you reminded me oatmeal exists so I went up and made some. I cooked it with water, cinnamon, cloves, and salt and then topped it with peanut butter, dates, honey and more cinnamon.

I bet I'll have a nice poo later.

>>8626359
He is probably talking about background ponies who were given backstories and personalities by the fans

Oatmeal is fucking good. Dice up some apples, pears, peaches... That's good shit.

Should I watch mlp?

What's all this aboutponies? I thght it was a thread about oatmeans?

>>8631210
If you want, but it's not the same after the fandom stopped being so massive

>>8631210
No

>>8631189
I prefer mixing in a bit of nice jam or cinnamon myself

apples and berries are top tier for oatmeal

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You're only crazy if you don't beat an egg into your oatmeal. It gives you a creamy mix between scrambled eggs and porridge which is incredible.
Mashed or sliced banana is also acceptable.

>>8631226

OP quoted an old ass pony meme from years ago

we truly cannot escape the most cringey portions of our past

>>8612397
kys Barneyfag

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My roommate just made this in the microwave. Please send help

>>8614807
Feedbag... oats inside...

>>8612397
MODS MODS MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8612397
I eat my oats cold with milk twice a day, saves me a shitton of money and less digestion problems.

>>8613758
I only ever get gas from oats if I also drink coffee, either on their own is fine, but in the same day..

>>8631210
Yes

>>8631263
Screw the fandom

>>8631210
Yes.

My recipe for breakfast oatmeal:
a bowl of rolled oats
two heaping spoons of ovo
one normal spoon of peanut butter
one cup of coffee
a crushed noopept
more hot water to get it all wet

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oatmeal is a shit tier breakfast give me something I don't have to cook and that doesn't look like matrix nutrient paste

Butter
Salt
Feta cheese

Best oatmeal, fuck off with that sweet shit

Nice ponut

>>8626359
The walleyed one who had their name and voice [REDACTED] after someone complained it sounded like they were making fun of retarded people

AKA Derpy Hooves

>>8637148
I had a feeling that's what you (or they) were talking about, but despite elements of Derpy's character coming from the fandom she was still IN the show before that even if an animation error background character who initially had no speaking lines....and all that aside, she certain does exist in an even bigger way in the show now

>>8637129
who are you quoting

>>8636958
that's a nice ponut

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>>8639941
WHAT THE FUCK

>>8639945
You will never again be able to look at a donut without remembering that it looks like a horse's asshole.

>>8636958
>Give me something I don't have to cook
>Cooking board
Whew

>>8614807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frm3mjy9l8c


t. former horsefucker

i was poor back then, i add seasalt into oatmeal, thats all.

add dried cranberry when you feel like you want sweet and fruity flavor today.

when you want funky a bit, buy some shallot, about 1 kg, cut into 4 each shallot, in a saucepan add 1/4 oil bring to heat then turn heat to small, put shallot and let it fry slowly until crispy brown and remove immediatly, after cold kept it in a mason jar or a bowl.
add a teaspoon of the oil and some fried shallot into mug and add oat hot water, seasalt, enjoy.

>>8612412
whatever you say fattie

>>8640632
>this is what Barneyfags call top-class humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkR66AxU7M8

>>8627784
thats why you add shit to it you fucking faggot
cereal is for fucking children

>>8640726
I'm a stand up comic, musician, writer, voice actor, animator, and illustrator

You are not, you can't tell me anything

>>8640884
Yes I can

>>8642045
this

>>8612397
Die faggof>>8643597
This

>>8612397
>Posted by Anonymous 8 days and 3 hours ago

Why is this allowed?

>>8612397
>buy raw unaltered pats (harder than you think)
>cook on stove, not too runny but not too thick, just like OP pic
>grate some fresh cinnamon and nutmeg on that bitch
>add some natural honey and seasonal berries

My old job had this fucking disgustingly runny porridge every day that tasted like absolutely nothing and was too runny. Almost put me off forever, all mass catered food is disgusting.

>>8612412
>>8640661
It looks like a cup. Calm down both you niggers.

>>8645350
because Barneyfags are autists

>>8647091
they really are