food gore thread? food gore thread

>>8611842
what's even on that

all i can make out is spaghetti and meat and a dash of sauce

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>>8611842

Anyone know that video of that one Finnish guy speaking Spurdo in what looks like a grungy basement full of shelves of electronics and wires, all the while he's cooking potatoes on the nastiest looking stove and putting what looks like american cheese on top of it?

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The 50's/60's/70's has a lot of this.

>>8612054
looks like spaghetti for carbs and beans for protein and white bread for redundancy

>>8612094
I donno if it is the same guy but you could try searching "Pasi Viheraho ruokavinkki" on Youtube and go to town. Plenty of foodgore there afaik.

>>8612301

That doesn't look so bad

>>8612283

Jesus christ no

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Remember, never trust a thin cook

>>8612308

Yep, that was the one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>8612283
Hollandaise and banana actually doesn't sound too bad.

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The milk really helps the vase of spaghetti go down easier.

>>8613252
DELETE THIS

>>8613254
Fucking hate this shit. How the fuck are you supposed to eat a burger like that? Can hipsters that eat these things unhinge their jaws like a snake?

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>>8613252

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>>8613305
>he is so much of a bitch he conforms to food rather than the opposite.

If you are so much of a cuck you can not squish your burger down use a fork.

BTW your wife is fucking another guy while you are at work.

>>8613411
>frogposter is a literal fucking retard that's obsessed with cuckolding
Color me surprised.

>>8613411
>prefers food that doesn't conform to easy human consumption
>he doesn't eat burger straight off the cow
yeah let's see you squish that piece of shit burger without all the toppings falling off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r82Xs1777g

This fills me with rage.

>>8613549
I just skimmed through that
>"it's perfect in the middle, just a little bit of red"
>meat is greyish brown and clearly well done as fuck

>>8613549
>those fucking comments
Jesus my sides. majority of the comments are right wingers hoohahing because of his small jab at liberals, liberals being butthurt about the aforementioned comment, and the rest berating him for making extremely shitty food.
I'm tempted to believe this guy made this video in an attempt to troll everyone with his shitty food.

>>8613603
That part is excusable since cameras can't be trusted to accurately represent the color he might be seeing.

The inexcusable part is how much fucking oil he's cooking those steaks in.

>>8613649
He absolutely is not trolling. Go watch some of his other videos. He's a retarded prepper from Montana

>>8613649
>>8613666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pQEVAh90M

>>8613672
Here's his best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t73snkQSDSg&list=PL88A9E4639A350F07&index=5

I don't get this guy. In the venison video he overcooks the shit out of it and says "Just the way I like it!", then in this video it's practically still alive (yet burnt on the outside) and still says "Just they way I like it!". I think he's just in denial and thinks his cooking is god tier no matter how awful it ends up looking.

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>>8613683
absolutely disgusting

>>8613121
I love this man
>Filmed in some sort of hacking dungeon in the middle of the night
>He has buckets of produce lying around
>Pill bottles and ingredients on the shelves
>SHLOOORP every time he tastes something

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>>8613252

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>>8613683

>>8613728
I'd eat it.

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>>8613683
>Just the way i like it

>>8613744
This one's a parody of tasty right?

>>8612283
>>8612301
What the actual fuck was wrong with people back then?

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>>8613744
How are you supposed to eat that?

>>8613793
Elvis. And jello was cool and hip

>>8613244
That looks like canned spaghetti. I really hope it is canned spaghetti and no one went through the trouble of cooking up spaghetti and dumping it in a vase.
>>8613252
TAKE THE BUTT END OF THAT FORK OUT OF THE BEEF WATER RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEE
>>8613760
No this is actually it

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>>8613414
>guy that has no answer to his beta male mannerisms resorts to ad homien attacks that are in no way directly related to the individual in question further than a popular meme image

I mean you show the signs of a cuck. Frog posting is just advanced bad leddit shitposting

>>8613869
>No this is actually it
Do you really expect me to believe someone who can't tell the difference between pancakes and a steak?

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>>8613869
>Beef water
Do they have pancakes where you live anon?

>>8613871
This has to be from Finland, No-one else makes this depressing food.

>>8613892
dumb frogposter

>>8613793
It went into mass production in the 50s so it was kinda cool to use and a lot of companies pushed it alongside their products, like the hellmans

inb4 jack

>>8613893
>>8613927
How embarassing
>>8613949
>frozen pizza
>ketchup
>purple herring salad
Could also be Germany

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>>8613955
>idiot has nothing to say
>says nothing of value

really....fires up the old brain pussy

>>8613975
too late

>>8613549

>cumpletely defrosted

The biggest fucking mistake people do with their frozen steak.

>>8613978
>nothing of value was said to begin with
>give them pity reply
>dumb frogposter thinks his comment was intelligent
O I am laffin

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>continuing to give (You)s

>>8613827
you eat it like a corn on a cob you fucking retard

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school burgers for everyone!

>>8614023

transporter malfunction

>>8613683
>mmm, just the way i like it, a nice -,
FUCKING RAAAW

>>8614096
choke break sandwich.

add a lot of mayo plox

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>>8614023
>>8614033

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>>8613252
MAKE IT STOP

>>8612301
this looks dumb, but it seems like it's just potato salad shoved together into loaf form held together with gelatin
nothing too bad about that

>>8613254
I love these things, but they're fucking obnoxious to actually eat. The places I've been to that make these big-ass burgers are pretty good and it tastes great, but god damn, all the toppings just spill out half the time
and using a knife and fork to eat a burger is deeply unsatisfying

>>8614023
I remember eating school burgers that looked like that way back in elementary. Ended up learning to put harvest cheddar Sun Chips on them so they'd actually taste like something. Got a couple of my friends to do that, too. Good memories. Made me actually look forward to burger days.

>>8613305

What if I told you that presentation is an element in fine dining and that people compress these burgers before eating them?

>>8611842
is that sugar? did a black person make it?

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>>8613252

stop

>>8613411
People on 4chan don't have wives.

>>8613252
DELET THIS NOW

>>8615407

they have their sons though

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>>8611842
>camo

>>8615615
Is that a tumour?

>>8615615
>>8615651
It's various offal meats stuck together

>>8615651

That looks like beef tongue, though it is a little more gruesome looking than I recall.

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Deconstructed hotdog. Glazed wiener suspension, tomato catsup and mustard foam, cryogenic pickle relish julienne, toasted brioche tower, dwarf basil greens. Happy 4th!

>>8615755
>Glazed Wiener
Hueh

>>8615755
LOL

>hot dog jello
>some toast
>whipped ketchup and mustard
>pickle and relish on an ice cube

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Canned refried bean stack avec tacobell Fire reduction, fresh summer dwarf basil greens

>>8613744
i feel physically ill

>>8613411
My wife fucks other women while I'm at work. She doesn't work because of her transition and some bullshit mental health label from her doctor. Sometimes I'll come home and she'll be excited saying she fucked some blonde from the gym and I'd still be able to taste her off my wife.

>>8612326
Americans truly are pigdisgusting. That almost looks like a scene out of Wall-E.

>>8613728
I always eat camembert with ketchup and I work at a 4 star restaurant

>>8613949
it is

>>8613728
Thats cheese jam ya mongoloids

>>8616074
>eating brie on a cracker with jam is ok

Let me guess. You're British or American?

>>8613744
>boiling corn
>not baking it in the husk

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>>8613252
I could feel that slimy syrup feeling on my hand just looking at this
what the fuck

>>8616221
put four of those on your car and you'll never have to worry about replacing a tire ever again

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>>8616149
Estonian, actually. Sorry about your stereotypes.
That's clearly not a cracker, and it's clearly not ketchup, ketchup would be more liquid and have a smoother texture.
Pic is only in the thread because people who haven't had cheese with jam still exist.

>>8616149
It's most likely a quince or quince+other fruit paste. It's not jam, it's made to go with cheese.

>>8613683
i doubt i've ever seen a rawer piece of meat in my life.

>>8613256
mactoddlers deserve this

>>8616289
>jam on cheese tray

This is official, you guys have now officially replaced Sweden as our source of cultural imitation.

>>8615805
Lol

>>8613121
>>8613700

Observe, macaroni boiled in energy drink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se5v-Ym9j8c

>>8613927
Is that pepe?

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>amerifat """cusine"""

>>8613976
its red beet salad