does anyone own a soda bottle dispenser? I want to know which

buy a keg

>>8611752
not a bad idea, just don't know how to fill those without losing too much co2 in the process

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>>8611718
>He drinks soda slowly enough that it eventually goes flat

I don't drink soda that often, but when I do buy a (diet) bottle, I'll slam that down with the ferocity of a meth addict breaking sobriety.

>>8611779
I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke

>>8611783
For fucks sake Trump, go to bed. You've got work to do.

>>8611783
99% of girls only ever drink diet.

Not worth it, because at first the weight of the pop holds the gas in, but when it gets down to like 3/4 empty it just goes flat. Not worth it, just pour your coke.

>>8611783
Karl Lagerfeld lost like 60 lbs due to diet coke. The irony of your quote is that Trump is obese himself.

>>8612299
t. delusional projecting lefty

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Probably getting a keg is the best idea.
Found this nice video of an old guy converting a beer keg into a soda keg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWV9MoxjPII

>>8612340
will putting soda in a keg make it get alcohol

>>8612343
yes. It is under more pressure inside a keg than it is in a plastic bottle. The extra pressure breaks down the sugar into alcohol. A small keg like >>8612340 would probably get your average cola to about 12% abv. The larger kegs, because they are make from thicker steel. would keep your soda under higher pressure resulting in an abv of up to 25%

>>8612007
>implying flyover girls don't exist

>>8612459
how long does this take

Just twist the fucking cap back on well.

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they sell these nifty little individual sized soda bottles, if you're interested.

>>8614139
depends on the pressure but on average about 6-9 months (temperature is also a variable)

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>>8615458
Stop, man...This isn't even sportsmanlike or humane

>>8611799
China is ripping us off in trade

>>8614154
Cans are at least twice as expensive as 2-liters
diabetes shouldn't cost a fortune

>>8614154
holy shit, green cola is disgusting, I fucking hate that stevia shit they put in them

>>8612299
He's kind of heavy but definitely not obese
Looks better than a majority of 70 year olds

Dude just get a JewStream or any soda syphon and make your own shit.

>>8617267
>>8617267
any idea where I can get some nonshit(sodastream brand is garbage) syrups?

I bought a siphon, would like some options for syrups

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>>8617301
amazon, sam's club, your local soda bottler (coke or pepsi)

>>8617301
Same anon you replied to, I bartend so I use SS for straight soda water and add housemade syrups, juices, and bitters after the fact. Liqour.com is a good resource for homemade syrups if you are into the idea.