ITT: God tier party foods

>ow well, 'straya is already awake...

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Oven baked buffalo wings

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>>8611490
Muh nigguh

I'mma go with queso fundido
It's just a mornay sauce with mexican cheeses, using the fat from chorizo for the roux

Or you can just make normal queso and top it with chorizo

>>8611487
its 3 in the arvo cunt we've been awake for hours

>>8611503

Released from grade school then, whatever... shitposting hour is shitposting hour.

>>8611484
My neighbor used to make jalapeno poppers in the smoker. Tiny sausage with cream cheese inside a jalapeno wrapped in bacon. He called them buffalo tires and they were amazing

>>8611490
>Oven baked buffalo wings
They're not buffalo wings.

>>8611484
I do this "jalapeno popper" thing my mom found. It turns out, it's really fucking hard to clean out a jalapeno, fill it with a cheddar cheese/sauce, and deep fry it

Instead, you halve and (for pussies) clean out the seeds of the pepper. Spoon and smear in a mixture of disgusting Cream Cheese (brick, not whipped or anything) and breakfast sausage. You just cook the tube of ground sausage in a skillet, and when it's done, drain it (if you want), and chop up the brick of cream cheese and add it to the pan to melt, just stirring. That mixture goes into the halved jalapenos.
top with shredded cheese, and bake until the peppers are soft


Once you've got the tools/prep down, it's easy enough to make a large tray, and nobody wants to try them but then won't stop eating them. It's disgusting. who the fuck likes cream cheese?

>>8611510
Party of one pizza. Its funny when single servings are called party food.
>>8611514
And yeah, school is out for the weekend in shitland. Prepare for endless shitposting.

The things I go for at a party

>slices of capicola
>slices of provolone
>maybe a cube of hard cheese on a toothpick
>shrimp (if cleaned properly)
in that order

>>8611514
nah man already graduated a while ago, just thought i'd share how great fairy bread is