>using oil to make scrambled eggs

>>8610936

ha ha laugh out loud

>>8610936
what if it tastes and cooks better, mr meme man?

>>8610936
I just use Pam.

>>8610936
Then what do you use?

>>8611011
I can't use Pam. It reminds me too much of my aunt Pamela who served jail time for her gougar-ing ways.

>>8611027
Butter

>>8611041
same here

just use the microwave you dummies, cooks them in a minute and there's no mess

>using vegetable oil for anything

>>8611027
leftover grease from the sausage/bacon

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>>8611060
DELET THIS

>>8610936
I personally use a little milk, some cheese, some chili powder, white pepper, and a pinch of paprika.
Husband can't get enough of it.

>>8611078
>white pepper

it's called salt

>>8611078
Why white pepper specifically?

>>8610936
Whom are thou quoting?

>>8611088
I feel bad for laughing at this

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>>8611078
>Husband can't get enough of it.

GOD DAMN IT. HERE IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BAIT POSTS

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>>8611071
>dirty brown ass eggs

>>8611090
Because I like my food to taste like shit

>>8611060
It had never occurred to me to cook eggs in a microwave until a few years ago when some obese British guy told me to make them that way. I still prefer olive oil and a hot skillet.

>>8611112
That why you suck on your dad's ass when you aren't jumping into other people's conversations?

>>8611090
Oh, because eggs are whitish yellow, and I personally don't like seeing black speckles on the food I make, I don't mind using black pepper for darker meals. Sometimes I'll use white pepper for the eggs, and black pepper for the bacon/sausages.

My eggs always tasted terrible when I used olive oil. Oil is literally a meme, everyone on this board thinks you put it in everything. Use butter, retards.

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>>8611088
No it's pepper that's light in color instead of black.

>>8611163
butter is just hardened oil you retard

>>8611176
>butter is oil
Uhh, no. Oil comes from plants dumbdumb.

>>8611163
Use canola oil. It's practically flavorless

>>8611155
>and I personally don't like seeing black speckles on the food I make

why....................

>>8611193
It reminds me of when my mom used to cook with left over bacon grease, and she'd usually burn the bacon......

>>8611193
one time i ate some crackers that were covered in pepper and halfway through i realized the pepper was ants

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>>8611213
cool story bro

>>8611200
>>8611213
we have 2 separate stories here

i believe the ants one

>>8610936
https://youtu.be/YMjTr2vLKzY?t=3m36s

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>>8611141
Snappy!

If you don't lightly brown the butter before cooking the eggs in it, kys.

>>8611168
>Pile of coconuts
>bigass fucking bowl next to it

>>8611347
make sure you lightly blacken the eggs too

>>8611053
butter is just another oil once you melt it

>>8611078
>Husband can't get enough of it

Show us your boipucci

>>8611360
That's a big bowl.

>>8611071
gross

>>8611027
nothing you dolt or add in some butter later for flavor and texture

>>8611078
post feminine benis

>>8612042
Keep your trap shit out of my /ck/ you mentally ill degenerate.

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>>8612045

>>8612036
FOR YOU

>>8611053
>butter
spotted the fat fuck

>>8612320
i use low fat butter

>>8611360
fucking kek

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>>8612323
>low fat butter

>>8611088
Got eemm

>>8610936
i did that on accident today
was cooking some chicken for my omelette and used oil to cook it instead of butter

>>8612372
dhd?

>>8612372
what the fuck is that gif?

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>>8611360

>>8613920
>>8613922
he forgot to activate his almonds

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>>8611027
a fucking non-stick pan
if you use a non stick pan it won't stick that's why it's called fucking NON STIIICK

>>8613984
What happens when SHTF and there are no more non stick pans? What do you do then?

>>8613984
have you even seen how Ramsay makes scrambled eggs?

>>8614011
have you ever heard of a joke you fucking donkey?

>>8612372
woow last time I saw this gif was in 2008
thanks for sparking memories

>>8611183
>Shart in mart detected

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>uses oil for anything

>>8613984
Not everyone owns a non stick pan or has the money to invest in one.

>>8611163
I like using olive oil on eggs. It goes through me like hell though.

>>8610936
I melt a little bit of butter in the pan before gettin eggy with it, what's wrong with that?

>>8614273
no one cares