What did you make for breakfast, /ck/?

>>8609368
I don't have any food so I had two crackers.

Two slices of bread and water

>>8609368
blueberries and a beer

Maple bacon flavored english muffin with a little peanut butter with a big cup of coffee

I had a small breakfast because I'm going out for lunch today.
>assam tea with milk
>toasted english muffin with butter and black currant jam
Small, but so comfy.

Some shit I threw in a crock pot yesterday.

I had a meatball hamburger dipped in pea soup on a minibagel with cream cheese

Just woke up so I haven't eaten yet - drinking some 100 proof vodka and vitamin water right now tho

Oh my god OP, you did not eat bacon hotdogs overcooked eggs tomatoes (?) and mushrooms in a bowl.

>>8609457
And beans.
Plus, the eggs were still runny, I just flipped half of it close.

>>8609470
But... Why? Why hotdogs beans and bacon with tomatoes? Why mushrooms at all? Were you cleaning out the fridge?

>>8609457
those eggs are not overcooked you faggot

>>8609477
Yeah u right u right, it was at a glance. Can't fault OP for that.

Still the combo is absurd

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>>8609482
>Why?
I wanted to make my best approximation to an english breakfast.

>>8609503
Awful attempt in presentation

>>8609392
crackers are food

>>8609503
That's beautiful.
>>8609368
OP, you worked with what you had, and I'm sure it tasted good. I'd have preferred my eggs like the stock photo's, but whatever. Also, your lighting in the photo really washes out your food.
Just my opinion....but I'm also a guy who has no qualms eating hot dogs for breakfast. Just a sec, I'll post a pic of my hog dog breakfast from last week.

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>>8609527
Yeah, no fucks given here.

>>8609515
t. doesn't cook

Beer.

>>8609587
kys

>>8609591
t. doesn't cook

>>8609527
>Also, your lighting in the photo really washes out your food.
Yeah, today was really overcast, and the kitchen light didn't make much of an improvement.

But yeah, next time I'll try to make a better presentation.

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>>8609368

>>8609598
t. doesn't cook

>>8609368
OP your cooking reminds me of the brunch we used to get in jail

>>8609608
Do you live in Sweden or something? Your jails must be like mini vacations.

>>8609515
it's a stock photo dumb ass

>>8609368
First of all, those >>8609503 are sausages, not hot dogs you stupid donkey. You overcooked the eggs. You UNDERcooked the tomatoes, or maybe didn't cook them at all. And your mushrooms look like boiled shit... I guess you still haven't figured out how to PAN NICE AND HOT yet. Not to mention the entire thing looks like wet mush in a bowl - a bowl? I don't know why the fuck you felt the need to put this in a fucking bowl.

2/10 Fuck your breakfast. I feel sorry for whoever is receiving those other two dishes.

>>8609476
It's the components of a Full English breakfast.

try again sweetie x

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>>8609503
why is an "english breakfast" the grossest thing ive ever seen in my life

i cringe every time someone posts "english breakfast" pictures

im like i surely dont ever want that ever

>>8609617
wow you are dumb, did you even read

>>8609633
Hot dogs are not part of an english breakfast.

Try again faggot x

>>8609617
I'm pretty sure he meant my attempt in presentation was awful. Which is true, I could have done better.

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the beans in an english breakfast looks like someone vomited

the undercooked unborn fetus of a chicken

with a side of fungus and cooked tomatoes

WHAT THE FUCK

>>8609661
Who's the chink qt?

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>>8609674
jessica jung ( look her up)
shes a gook not a chink

>>8609368
>"""""English Breakfast"""""

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bagel sandwich with scrambled eggs bacon tomatoes onions mushrooms and cheese, with a cup of coffee and two coffee poptarts.

>>8609629
No one likes a Gordon imitation.
Weak.

>>8609636
Opinions are like assholes.

poptarts

>>8609368

what's it like owning 3 dogs?

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>>8609781
>tomatoes
>strawberries and powdered sugar

>>8609913
spotted the idiot sandwich

>>8609947
pic was obviously not his dish you stupid dolt

>>8609519
We prefer the term "Caucasians"

I never really cook for breakfast. This morning I had some lingonberry bread, a glass of juice as well as a bowl of yogurt with musli and raisins.

>>8609636
Only people from countries that don't win wars have this opinion.

>>8609781
You are bloody brilliant

A full Irish.

>>8609368
I had some cottage cheese with honey and pistachios.

>>8609971
Then why post it in the description??

>>8611562
how new are you?

>>8609919
I wanna stick my tongue in them and swirl it around?