>got a 3 page original recipe to write and cook by tomorrow
>haven't even started it yet
How fucked am I?
Ez.
1. Ramen with green onions
2. Ramen au poivre
3. Ramen à l'ail.
4. Ramen à l'eau distillé.
Etc..
>>8608545
Appreciate it but how do I get three (3) pages out of that??
>>8608548
Use larger font
Or lots of ingredients that need their own preparation and cool time.
>>8608548
You write a story on it.
Dont go :
-1 ramen
-2 Green onions
Cut, add, boil, et voilà.
Add more substance to your written recipe:
First off, unleash the delicious pack of noodles from his oppresive package. Gently tenderize the noodle and enable a relationship between you and the ramen....
Etc..
Add some "TIPS" bubble on the side for each recipe and you are done.
>>8608564
>S.J.W. the gourmet chef
Lmao who grades you by the length of the recipe that's so dumb. Like wtf. I don't think I've ever even see anything longer than a two pager recipe in my life. What kind of concotion requires three pages?
>>8608574
Well I suppose one page could be a sensory analysis
>have to slice a zucchini
>it's due on tuesday
>haven't even started
help
>300 word meme due in yesterday
>didn't even download pepe yet
fuck
>>8608595
Fuck off
>haiku due monday
>haven't even started yet
I'm so fucking screwed
>>8608623
neat
>>8608623
Real original buddy
>>8608538
Try basing it on feminist cooking Wich is a new developing cuisine. Remember to treat your kitchen as a safe space
https://thefeministkitchen.com/the-feminist-kitchen-manifesto/
>>8608564
>his
KYS
>>8608629
>feminists putting women back in the kitchen
>NO BOYS ALLOWED!
>women now cooking for liberty and a show of strength
>making their husbands and boyfriends sit down 3 times a day
>to experience the fruits of this new women's movement
>cooking and serving topless to trigger the patriarchy
T-thank you feminism!