Food gore thread? Food gore thread.

Nothing wrong with cooking like that, other than a bit of mess. I do it regularly

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>>8605667

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>>8605652
say this the other day

>>8605674
Why? It's easier and you can just wipe down your surface instead of cleaning pans

>>8605681
You don't just "wipe down" solid surface cooktops.

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I made pancake chicken sammiches.

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Saw this on Facebook a while back

>>8605820
How is this gore?

>>8605857
its fucking ketchup on bananas

>>8605818
For me it's the McMold

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>>8605890
So? It's just deconstructed this.

>>8605970
That hand is way to white to be holding anything like that

>>8605890
Oddly, I have a taste for this. Mom always matched scrambled eggs and ham with bananas when I was little. Sometimes the ketchup I put on my eggs got on the bananas. Really not that bad.

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Hey.

>>8606664
Why did Jack do his nails for this video?

>>8606664
>
why the fucking milk?

>>8606712
Because cheese be milk too.

>>8606664
I know its generic with low grade ingredients, but what's the big issue with this? It's mediocre but how is this "gore"?

>>8606664
> "Cooking"
> Mixing industrial canned condiments and junk food together
Americans...

>>8606819
>because cheese be milk too

>>8606819
I had to read this twice to make sure

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I saw this posted on /ck/ a very, very long time ago.

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>>8605826
> Yes, I'll take a vase of pasta bolognese

>>8605826
How to be sure you haven't done the dishes

>>8605763
i saw the picture first and thought those were cornbread sandwiches. i've got a mouth boner

>>8606664
I don't think that person is shooting for authenticity for you snobby faggot. Do you think japs give a shit about "authentic" pizza? No.

Thats not food gore.

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>>8607154
You are right. Here is another dish by the same cook.

>>8605818
pretty patties

>>8605681
holy shit

>>8606664
notice the lack of wedding ring

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>>8607625
There's only one person fit for jack.

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>>8607154
and another

>>8607884
that first steak (?) looks raw as he takes it off the grill

>>8606664
Why waste all that time to make something so devoid of nutrition? If that's your thing, nuke a hot pocket and be done with it...or slap some cheese over some Cheetos and nuke for a minute and slather is sauce...

>>8607888
why be such a sperg about nutrition?

>>8607884
>phone/tablet inexplicably put into empty styrofoam tray meat was in
this got me

>>8606664

probably tastes pretty decent desu

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>>8607888
What do you think of this?

>>8607892
yea same

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>>8607937
Are you implying this man is not careful around raw meat?

>>8606430
Seriously. Have some standards

>>8605851
If you work in the industry, you will meet women like this every so often

>>8608160
why are so many female bartenders covered in tattoos?

>>8605820
>ketchup on fucking bananas
dude...

>>8607985
That looks pretty juicy

Who is this?

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>>8608194
Ja/ck/

>>8606849
If that is an acceptable quality of food to you, you sincerely need to fucking kill yourself you fat piece of shit.

>>8607417
I can never get over the way he just kind of jostles food instead of actually fucking stirring it.
It's legitimately worse than his fucking food to me

>>8608200
Why haven't I ever seen him posted here yet?

I mean this is the food and cooking board after all!

>>8606664
I'd eat that shit of it wasn't so burnt on the edges, the edges are my favorite part of any kind of bake.

>>8605818
>It's not tainted meat,it's painted meat!

>>8607884
Jack never fails to impress.

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>>8608222
>has never seen jack

I envy you, I envy your innocence and naivety

>>8608278
this one always pissed me off

>>8608278
What's particularly wrong here, beyond him splashing it like a retard and using too much oil??

>>8608334
the oil is too cold, it should have started bubbling the moment it came in contact with the meat

>>8608339
>too cold
and yet you can see it smoking

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>>8608334
>people unironically trying to nitpick defend Jack

I get that you don't want to see someone get gang beaten, but he has it coming, outing yourself as inept won't excuse him at all

>but you can still enjoy those pancakes, hey looks as good as I make them

>>8608334
THE OIL ISNT HOT FFS

>>8608344
Nah man I just don't cook steaks at all and wanted to know how to not fuck up when I inevitably have to, not trying to defend anything he does

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so you like chicken?

>>8607886
he was throwing in the towel. all that meat went into the garbage

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>>8608222
this is a troll free zone

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>>8608353
is he unable to bbq?

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>>8608340
no

>>8608355
lol is that a fucking hubcap

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>>8608344
has he ever overcooked anything?

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>>8608355
>piss grill dogs

mmm, tastes sooo good

>>8608362
Those are kosher dogs, the best on the market

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>>8608362

>>8608365
>doesn't just cut it in half to get a flat surface
>just keeps trying

WHYYYYY

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>>8608365
>a potato slicing a potato

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>>8608369
no questions
only dreams now

>>8608369
>cut it in half
then it'd be even harder you idiot

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>>8608371
he is so afraid of oil lmao who has the one where he's deepfrying chicken and kinda tosses it into the oil and it splashes everywhere?

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>>8608360
it's rare but everyone makes mistakes

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>>8608378
no it wouldnt you knob, you put the flat side down so it doesnt slide all over the place

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>>8608379
this one?

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>>8608376
for what purpose?

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>>8608384
because he can, man

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>>8608380
this needs some of The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste before it is truly edible

>>8608382
haha

>>8608365
>>8608362
To be fair of all the stupid shit you can lambast ja/ck/ for, clumsily handling the retarded tools he's bought specifically to review isn't really one of them. Showing the public how awkward dumb gimmicky unitaskers like that are is, at least to some degree, something one could consider a service, which is more than you can say about the rest of his shit.

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>>8608391
better?

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>>8608388
not just for egg beggs anymore

>>8608394
Thank you, I need more awful food gore like this

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>>8608387
>your duel wielding skill has increased to 59

>>8608381
if you put the flat side down how the fuck are you going to cut it???genious

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>>8608391
well yes, except if you are reviewing consumer products and make no effort to actually use them as intended then it isn't really of any value to anyone except those who would likewise buy a product and not read how to use it before breaking it while trying to brute force a gadget

They aren't all useless, but for the most part his item reviews are just a moneygrab and display of ineptitude. Strangely the ones he seems to get paid to do he actually uses correctly though, or maybe I'm a cynic and making up jacklore

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>>8608395
>that little bit of salsa diarrhea at the beginning

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>>8608396
but wait, there is more!

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>>8608398
fuck off troll

>>8608403
this is how my mother likes her burgers

>>8607886
blue is literally the only way to eat a steak, retard.

>>8607985
What's wrong with that? That's perfectly cooked.

>>8608496
>thinking mince "rare" is safe to eat
It's not a steak, retard.
That shit can kill you.

>>8608500
not if you get really good fresh meat from a reputable butcher

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>>8608502
good call, that's what Cooking With Jack is all about

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>>8605667

>>8608502
Unless it was minced within a few of hours of consumption it's definitely unsafe. It's probably unlikely to kill you but mince that's even 24 hours would would be very likely to make you sick.

>>8608500
That's not how food works I'm afraid, friendo.

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>>8608164
>tattoo

>>8608164
because tattooed women are sexy as fuck

>>8608534
fag

>>8608364
Fenway franks > Heberael's

>>8608558
That's anti-semitic

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>>8608534
idiot

This woman makes a living just on cleavage shots.

>>8608365
This is like one of those infomercial scenes where people do ridiculous shit to set up for selling you a potato chip chopper.

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>>8605652
Enjoy

>>8608388
You could at least blend some herbs with mayo and some fancy oil and add a spoon of it on top so you can pretend it's cooking

>>8608376
this guy might actually be retarded, jesus christ

>>8608382
my fucking sides

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>foodgore/jackthread

oh, mamma

>>8608500
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

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>>8607892
>>8607937
SAME
MY UPPER BODY SEIZED WHEN I SAW THIS

What does the comment section of Jacks YT look like?

I doubt he has the foresight to disable them.

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>>8608351
no
NO
N O O O O O O O O O

>>8608744
lot of people kissing his ass, some criticism on how he messes up/doesn't prepare, some people inquiring about why he choked his first born son and other memery

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>>8608744
he deletes a ton of comments so usually there is a lot of praise and nothing bad which sucks

>>8605676
is that tortilla even toasted?

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>>8608773
how do you figure that he deletes comments?

Pretty sure he has said he only deletes them if they are obviously inflammatory. There's tons of stuff on there calling him a schmuck, just none saying that he's a fucking faggot, which is a shame because that's a theory I'm working on.

>>8608194
Joosy*

And sometimes he calls it "wet". Just like his wife, Tammy's, pussy.

>>8608828

What in the fuck is that gloop? Is it supposed to be peanut chicken satay?

>>8608828
the fuck is this

>>8608836
It just keeps getting worse the longer I watch

>>8608838
>>8608839

>>8608386
Jack does General Tso's Chicken

/r/ing the picture of the korean girl on the ground who dropped her lunch box

>>8607417
Who the fuck is this guy?

>>8608836
I really hope that blue flashing is from the cops coming to get him.

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only have a Know your Meme version

I'd love to see some more variety in food gore. These threads always devolve into Jack threads. Lets see some new wifey material, home cooking food gore pictures from the social medias.

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>>8608852
my worst nightmare

>>8608868
Did he actually choke his kid or is that just a meme?

>>8608608
lel

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>>8608868
>the best blood you'll ever taste
beautiful

>>8608870
Jack got his 11 year old son a job at a computer store so that he'd learn to be industrious, but woe be upon him, the workers at that store were pot heads and got his son hooked on marijuana. Hoping the kid would realize how important sobriety is they decided to stop supporting him and kicked him out onto the streets. He came back a punished junkie with an oppositional defiant disorder; Jack's new wife Tammy was trying to law down the law and young blood decided he'd react with violence and pushed her.
The problem here is that you never touch a lady, and so adult male 5'1'' 270lbs Jack took the young man to the ground and choked him until he barely lost consciousness. It was a lesson hard learned, but Jack's a fair teacher.

>>8608885
Lol do people actually live lives like this? This world truly is a shithole.

>>8608885
How is he not in jail for abandoning his minor aged son and physically attacking him?

>>8608717
Cooking with Jack?

>>8608717
I don't understand what he is trying to achieve in this?

>>8608910
Hes jack

>>8606664
wtf I hate poor people now

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>>8608700

>>8608910
>>8608896
he considers himself a great parent and blames both his parents and his ex wife for enabling the kid. Kicked out at age 16, started working at 13, not 11.

>>8608924
Of course it's everyone else's fault. Christ.

>>8608885
I can't decide what's sadder: his life story or the fact that you know it so well

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>>8608845
>Jack cooks his chicken in non-Newtonian fluids

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>>8608938

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>>8608928
touche

>>8608946
He's like a fat Keemstar

>>8608929
what in gods name

>>8608946
IT'S FUCKING RAW

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>>8608938
>>8608940
FUCKING MEXICANS PUTTING TOO MUCH OF SOMETHING ON SOMETHING DISGUSTING DOESNT MAKE IT GOOD

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>>8608938
What's the problem? Elote is great
>out come the Doritos
...
This won't end well

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>>8608946
You know how sometimes sandwiches are too big to fit in your mouth? I think we have discovered their target audience:

Jack and reptiles that can unhinge their jaws

>>8608986
Do you think Jack eats pussy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wlJTQdEwk

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>>8608989
my fuckin sides are in orbit

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>>8608344

>Big Boss

>>8608278

Do you think he knows that he is a bad chef? Does he just not care?

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>>8609000
his youtube channel was and still is intended as a vehicle through which to shill his sauce line and network

he's ware that he is bad and he seemingly relishes in it to some degree

>>8608388
If she cooked the asparagus I would eat this.

>>8608160
Uh, that wasn't a woman. You can tell because she isn't in the picture.

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>>8608215
THIS

>>8608836
the second greatest icecream sandwich flavor, after the mcchicken of course.

>>8609063
Why is this board so reddit?

>>8606664
You win, I couldn't watch it to the end.

>>8609068
anything that has to do with food gets ruined by reddit sooner or later

it's just the way things are now

>>8608836

literally the same as dipping your fries into a milkshake. this looks really good.

>>8609081
>Hey Reddit! For an entree I made bacon, sriracha, jalapeño, cilantro, peanut butter, butter and mayo donuts with a marshmallow, chocolate and gruyère glaze!

>>8608828
Have you ever fucked up so badly that you created a non-Newtonian fluid?

>>8608970
you wouldn't understand gringo

>>8605652
damn that's smelly

>>8609081
The shocking gnocchi in ice never fails to baffle me

https://imgur.com/a/lJ0PB

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Your move, amerifats

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>>8608857
this, fuck jack

>>8607154
t. fat fuck

>>8609154
kek

>>8608226
shut the fuck up white trash

>>8608977
Mexicunt here: To be fair, nobody eats like this and like 99% of people think these fucking things are retarded and are nothing more than a gag snack.

And I mean that both ways.

>>8609433
I gave your mom a gag snack, Jose

>>8609438
Hey, that was uncalled for.

But I kinda walked right into it.

>>8609419
you're a faggot, no one cares about what you think

this is Jack's board and anytime there is a gore thread it will become a Ja/ck/ thread

>>8609451
>this is Jack's board
Kill your fucking self.

>>8608919
Cool it down so it's going to turn out completely raw in the middle I'd assume

>>8608938
why did the fucker put all that corn over?

>>8606664
is there any reason why she put it on an oven mitt?

>>8609272

>00:20
>Ahh yes just what this dish needs... a jar of prolapsed anuses.

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>>8608382

>>8608359

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this. Also, why are his dogs covered in sand?

>>8609614
Literally just watched the 7th episode of this

>>8608395
I've had that salsa, it's childishly sweet

Does anyone have the two ladies trying to open the coconut

>>8608992
if he eats pussy like he cooks, then he'd jump right in without foreplay, give it to her for like 42sec by doing something retarded and wrong somehow and then give up, complaining that she's broken and cant get off, all while saying "JOOSY" and getting liquids everywhere

>>8608518
That is exactly how food works. Steak is safe to eat with a raw center because it's difficult for bacteria to permeate the entire cut, typically residing on the surface instead. Ground meat mixes the surface bacteria through the entire product, making it unsafe to eat unless thoroughly cooked or specifically prepared for eating at a lower done-ness.

>>8608724
Steak tartare is usually prepared from a freshly ground piece of steak, sometimes after the cut of meat has been seared and had the cooked parts trimmed away to leave a safe piece of steak to use. Just because steak tartare is raw ground meat, it doesn't mean all raw ground meat is steak tartare.

>>8608518
>>8608502
>>8608724
>ywn be this stupid
jack pls go

>>8608381
Him sticking his tongue out like a mongoloid to take a bite really Fucking triggers me.

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>>8606664

>>8606664
SOURCE.
I've seen the webm before, and I'm dying laughing again. But I want to savor and save this for later.

>>8608387
looks like fucking dead hairless rats

>>8606664
>>8606690
genuinely thought i was watching a jack webm

>>8609766
>I've seen the webm before, and I'm dying laughing again.
t. Rainman

>>8608395
The slow motion to highlight the watery diarrhea run off of the salsa is pure fucking art. Also what the hell is he pouring over that I think layer pastry or cake? At first I thought alright he's pouring, it's sloppy but it's a just a moderate amount and now the entire thing is covered in shit liquid. Terrific, how does he manage to dress himself in the morning?

>>8609705
doesn't sound too bad to bh

>>8609835
Oh my fucking god, why? WHY?

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>>8609847

Don't you people ever get tired of posting the same Jack webms all the time?

>>8609840
whats wrong with this?

>>8609871
What was that little cube?

>>8609877
whole stick of butter to saute one onion

>>8609882
probably a pork bone

>>8609759
dude yes people like that are fucknig gross

>>8605890
friendly reminder that ketchup is fruit-sauce

>>8609567
Thank you anon, had a good laff.

>>8609876
Apparently not

>>8609789
t-t-thanks, you too
>>8609830
what is this mall ninja shit?

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>>8609567
>a jar of prolapsed anuses.

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>>8609815

>>8605763
блины sandwich?

>>8608376
>oh he's just going to whittle off the burnt e-
>jesus fucking christ
why the fuck would you try to cut wood with a non-serrated blade

on camera, no less

is he actually mentally deficient

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>>8609830
RAW
A
W

>>8610073
why does that baby have no nipples

>>8609618
>>8608359
its one of those gel bic flame discs

>>8608384
>>8608684
>>8610060
Whats the matter, you guys never prep wood for eating before?

>>8609798
>Also what the hell is he pouring over that I think layer pastry or cake?
Tragically lumpy chocolate sauce.

The worst part of that one is the tiny little detail that he isn't holding the pan high enough above the cake to avoid dragging the bottom across the sauce.

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>>8607899
WHY CANT HE JUST USE A SPOON WTF

>>8608401
IT'S NOT A SCREWTOP YOU IMBECILE
HOW IS HE ALIVE

>>8608836
I could see this working with fries
milkshake + fries is pretty great. I've actually dipped burger before into milkshakes and its alright

>>8608717
>meat and ice soup

>>8608938
this one is subtle, starts out like a normal street snack and then all of a sudden.....

>>8610060
If I recall, he's actually testing a knife sharpener in that video, so he's trying to dull the blade on purpose.

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>>8608885
>5'1
>270 lbs

dear god

>>8610164
I weigh that much but I'm a foot and a half taller

good god. I mean I know I need to lose weight but jfc

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>>8610164
bon apple tea

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>>8605652
tactical food posting, I like it

>>8608391

did you miss the part where he's using it upside down?

>>8608828

>when you put so much baking soda in your mix it literally becomes incapable of fulfilling it's function

>>8610228
sounds like my upbringing, if you replace the mix with life up to adulthood and baking soda with my parents' expectations

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got drunk yesterday and tried cooking a fully frozen bratwurst on a pancake griddle while boiling some beans

it didnt work so eventually i did some kind of half-boil into reduction with cabbage, onions, beans, oatmeal and an egg

>>8610308
clean your fucking kitchen mate jesus christ

>>8610318
1. don't ever tell me what to do
2. it's fine, the food is hot so you can't get sick from it

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end result of brat

>>8610318
no
>>8610325
fuck off youre not me
but i agree with you

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>>8610335
How can you live like that? Honestly, I want to know what it takes for someone to get this pathetic

>>8610345
He got drunk and tried to pan-cook a frozen bratwurst. I think that tells you enough.

>>8610345
what do you mean by "like that" and "pathetic"

>>8610194
Bond cheeseburger?
Bond burger?
Spy burger?
James patty?
007 McDonald?
Bond sandwich?

>>8610350
I guess.. I mean, I can get drunk and cook crap food too, but my kitchen still looks like a human uses it (and cleans it decently regularly)


>>8610354
I mean: "look at those pics, that is how a feral, undisciplined man-child with a hoarder-like mental disability lives"

>>8610367
Secretly pounded.

>>8610373
have you ever been sitting at home alone and picked your nose? have you ever done that in public? thats my logic behind it. nobody but me has ever entered my shit college apartment in 2 years. I realized I dont have to waste time cleaning it (unless it smells or gets bugs). its my filth and doesnt bother me

>>8610194
>I spy burger your sister
what?

>>8606849
I wouldn't say gore, but it is definitely cringe. At the very least brown the meat and make an attempt to layer something. I would say season something, but that amount of cheese and salty chips, it has to be a total sodium bomb. The only thing it has going for it is I could teach it to my 4 year old for practice before I giver her an easy bake oven.

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>>8610411
>Newfags

gtfo my board

>>8610416
Not our fault that you're retarded anon

>>8609822
I don't get the issue here. This one actually looks edible

>>8610308
>food gore thread
>posts filthy kitchen
sounds about right

>>8610194
>>8610416
Pierced in-n-out

To clarify to the idiots that always try to explain this, Pierce Brosnan was the sixth person to play the iconic James Bond, before being replaced by Daniel Craig. Back in 2007, the burger was the 9th combo burger at McDonalds restaurants in a majority of the US.

>>8610498
Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond.

>>8610401
>its my filth and doesnt bother me

That's the problem, it should.

>>8610401
>my filth
you say that until you get bugs and rodents, mold starts growing on some particle board counter part, and realize that people can smell your rancid living conditions even if you can't (like a farmer and manure)

>>8610520
why

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>>8610498
You sound so confident, tell me do you commit such mental gymanstics in everything you do?

It is a nonsense picture made to distinguish newfags from oldfags. Nothing more, nothing less.

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>>8610619
gerbil broccoli

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>>8610625
It's obviously hamster stalk

>anon never got hamster stalked before

>>8605826
Somebody are spaghetti in the vase again. No problem kaboom that shit right out.

>>8607884
When Jack went on that show to BBQ and then opted out, I got so disappointed. I really wanted to see this kind of thing happen to him in public.

>>8610619
>not recognizing copypasta
consider yourself distinguished

>>8609830
this one always makes me so sad

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>>8608375
Moving his whole fat body to the food instead of just bringing it to his mouth with his hand......I once did this with a cupcake while black out drunk on moonshine got quite the ribbing from my friends and family the next day

>>8608391
He refuses to read instructions before using new products. He talks about this at length.

>>8608360
why does he never blink?

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classic

>>8610934
H U R G I N
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>>8609002
is his sauce any good? anyone here try it?

>>8610893
Jack is the reason every product needs instructions.

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>>8610983
It's literally just barbecue sauce like any other.

>>8609835
I will never not laugh at him flinging the pork off his knife

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>>8608534
Faggotini

>>8610116
WHAT IS THAT BLACK SHIT

>>8608365
JUST

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>>8608381
He knows how to treat a lady.

>>8608938
BUILD THE WALL. NOW.

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>>8610308
Clean that stove!

>>8608394
I'll never not laugh at this.

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>>8608394
LOOK COME HERE ALL OF YOU

HE BRINGS THAT

PISSING OVER

>>8611140
>York sharp witty

gets me everytime

>>8610308

Leave forever

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>>8610308
Kys my guy

>>8610178
What a disgusting person.

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>>8609803
Just...damn it.

>>8607417
i mean that looked dishgusting but it gave me a really god idea of making a "chile relleno dip" that could basically just be white cheese and poblanos

>>8608375
Jack "eats" "pizza"

>>8606664
holy fuck, I always thought this was jack

>>8611825
what the hell is going on here?

>>8611825
what in the mother of fuck is this

>>8606430
All the rich people are much whiter than you'd expect.

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>>8610401
That is abhorrent. You are absolutely disgusting, you say "oh if there were bugs and shit id clean" but youve let it get in this state in the first place, dont lie to people on an anonymous image board there is no point, you wouldnt care if there were bugs scampering around like you already dont care.

>the pan containing rubbish

Fucking sort your life out jesus. Just because no one else has seen you living like a fucking 3rd world eastern european doesnt mean you should, have some respect for yourself and your home. Jackass.

>>8611825
What the hell is that, looking at it is making me feel uneasy, like some primal feeling shouting STAY AWAY. Is it a piece of a shoggoth?

>>8606664
id inhale that entire thing