You come downstairs and find this in your kitchen. What do you do?

eat it and wash it down with a refreshing sip of Cherry Coke Zero™

>>8604915
Kill myself

>>8604915
I curse the T-Rex for its sudden but inevitable betrayal, then eat it.

>>8604915
Yell at mommy and demand a refund on my GBP. Shes knows damn well that Triceratops is my favorite dinosaur. Stegosaurus a shit.

Wonder when I got a second floor

>>8604915
Sweet, my aunt is visiting!

I kiss the cook

>>8604915

Quickly vacate the premises since this is definitely not my house, then probably finally quit drinking after a fuck up this big.

>>8604976
As per usual

Try to piece together the evenst that happened during my blackout

>>8604996
Houselets get out

>>8604915
Order an engagement ring on Amazon real quick on my phone and then get the butter and syrup

>>8605157
Wait, it's pizza. Fuck. Get out

Divide by zero.

finish what God started

>>8604915
Man up for the first time in my pathetic autistic fucked up life and get a job, so I can move out.

>>8605150
But its usually less money for a 2000 sq ft 1 story house, compared to a 2 story house thats only like 1800 sq ft