>Thanks for coming to the potluck, Anon! So what did you bring?

>>8602919
Vodka

a pot of white rice

you're welcome

>>8602919
A box of salteens

no thanks I'm just looking

$1 Dollar Tree Sirloin and Manwhich sauce

I brought a nice sausage feast

How much to lick your feet?

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>>8602919
30 of the best fast food sandwiches, for me

>>8602919
Uh, uh, the CHEESE

Plastic mugs.

I came with >>8602925

meatballs

aka

the only substantial thing here

>>8602919
Last time I made some hummus and bread rolls. They were extremely simple, only consisting of flour, salt, water, yeast and some olive oil over the tops. I managed to get them there while they were still warm, and everybody really liked them.

>>8602959
No you didn't. Fuck off.

A big ass platter of broiled donkey dicks and sheep testicles. Enjoy.

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Hope you like lutefisk

>has sexual emergency
>rapes white woman

I brought the teachings of allah

My frog collection. Care to trade?

>>8602919
A proper Shepards pie made with lamb, unlike Larry and he's shitty beef one

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Here you go

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Enjoy!

>going to potluck
>make a huge thing of baked beans
>bake a loaf of onion focaccia to go with it
>everyone else brought stuff like cheese trays
>one person brought a rotisserie chicken they bought from quality foods

So I guess it depends on what the potluck is for, if it's for a bi group of people I would do something like a stew or chili, if it was just for a group of friends I might make some smoked salmon or a decent salad.

If it's a work thing and I'm bringing this for my coworkers then I will bake not one but two pecan pies, because pecan pies are the unhealthiest dessert I can think of (a load of butter, mix in some corn syrup and pecans then bake) and i hope all those fuckers get diabetes and die.

>>8603900
SOMEBODY

>>8603903
This is why i don't do these retarded potlucks anymore: I'm almost always the only one who actually cooked something, instead of picking up the hundredth cheese tray

>>8602919
i brought semen

>had potluck the other day at work
>brought a big bowl of water and ice and called it "ice soup"
>it was a hit at the party because our water dispenser was down

thanks guys for giving me this idea. though it wasnt the reaction i wanted out of it, i still found it funny that people enjoyed it.

>>8602919
potato salad because i am a massive ass face who no one likes

seriously if you bring potato salad to a potluck fuck you

>>8604040

Potato salad and vodka are the only things I'd be having at this potluck so far.

>>8604040
Who the fuck doesn't like potato salad?

>>8604053
It's disgusting, along with pasta salad and other mayonnaise based """""salads"""""

>>8604089

You have a really bad sense of what other people like or dislike for someone proposing to be a massive asshole for bringing potato salad to a potluck.

>>8604118
Don't care, fuck that guy

>>8603974
Why so disgruntled?

A big bucked of pre-cooked spicy chicken hearts.

bag of chips

I was going to bring a Waldorf salad but this faggot >>8604089 hurt my feelings.

>>8602919
I brought tongue, wanna taste?

>>8602919
I don't know if she's super tall or the Asian in the background is super short. Even with perspective that's ducky.

>>8603974
>if it's for a bi group of people I would do something like a stew or chili, if it was just for a group of friends I might make some smoked salmon or a decent salad.
Whoa, nice queerphobia there, shitlord

>>8602919
i brought a case of Pabst

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>>8604501
Do you like the gays unironically?

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>>8602919
Some authentic Irish Stew.

Homemade cream pies.

>>8603877
*gags*

>>8604045
to be fair, potato salad is basically a bunch of baby vodkas.

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>>8602919

>>8604577
good post

>>8602919
Is fresh fruit potluck appropriate?
I feel like after eating that shit and salads with 15% sugar content I would crave some fucking natural fruit instead of wathever desert they brought

>>8604908
Yes

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A tub of oliver salad. I also have a few packs of bratwurst in the cooler just in case.

>>8604954
>Oliver salad
What did he mean by this?

>>8605344
olivier salad, chopped whatever you want in mayo

>>8602919
I want to ________ Potluck-chan.

>>8603834
It's cottage pie bill, fuck off.

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I brought a "party style" cheese salad! It's my aunt's recipe

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>>8605364
>muh youtoob 'celebrities'

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>>8605373
You seem triggered, friendo. Jack has been a /ck/ meme for literally years

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>>8605393
>a /ck/ meme
>meme
Reddit confirmed.

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The real food is here

>>8605406
So much this.

>>8605406
Underrated post.

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>>8602919

>muh appetite hue hue hue...

There's always one

>>8605406
This.

>>8605406
Pretty much this.

>>8605413

This is usually what I make for this sort of shit.

>>8605406
100% this.

>>8605406
Are you me?

>>8605406
Well said, you glorious bastard.

>>8605406
Criminally underrated post.

Potluck is when americans bring random stuff for a shared lunch?

I would enjoy this tradition.

>>8604706
I've been eating babies?!

>>8605452
It's an opportunity to test the strength of novel poisons on a variety of immune systems.

>>8605452
It would be better if people actually cooked, but most people just bring supermarket garbage.

>>8605364
It's like quiche, just without crust. Genius.

>>8605467
Well it's also not like a quiche, but it is genius. It's also classified as a level III global defense threat.

>>8605464

I would try my best.

Too bad we dont have social interaction here in finland, and also I am one of the few who actually eat lunch at the shit industrial area diner. The food is too good, especially the salads.

Chocolate milkshakes. There's marijuana in some of them, so be careful. The pot ones are marked by a green label with "marijuana" written on it.

>>8605452
You should know that most families here possess pretty low-level midwestern-style cooking knowledge, so expect a LOT of casseroles, crockpots filled with some weird mixture or soup, and blatantly storebought things.

I sincerely don't believe that I've ever been to a good pot luck, but I've been to a bunch. Usually there are some neutral bread things or desserts like cookies and brownies that you can use to sustain yourself.

>>8605475
What is your occupation?

>>8605509

More like a wrong business for the area, its a real upper middle class catering company based on black sea/greek cuisine. Their daily lunch is shit meat and some good stuff with plenty of effort, but with amazing salads that some chef had a crazy passion for. Most people who eat there are construction workers.

The salads are out of place.

>>8605535
You should take pics

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>>8605572

Good fresh salad with cous cous, rest is some finnish sausages with a rare filling I cant get at home, some snitzel drowned in mayo. Its good for the 6€ I pay. Its not a chain.

>>8605535
I think there's a language barrier because you aren't making sense.

>>8605612
*barfs violently*

>>8605616

Its a mix. Stop bullying

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>>8602919
>Worked in a call center with a bunch of overweight people. Each group would have a pot luck every couple of weeks. These ladies would cook delicious junk food and I would pig out and skip the next meal. Get promoted to helpdesk, no one on helpdesk can even cook, 3/4 won't even touch a vegetable. Potlucks are now ruined for me as I have to look at what my former coworkers are eating while all I have now is what I cook & helpdesk coworkers bought at grocery store.

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I brought fermented raw pork with ice cubes. Don't eat it all up, let everyone have some!

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>>8605687
>me

Im confused

>>8602919
fried tilapia

>>8602919
This woman does things to my dick I never thought possible.

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>>8602925
I like your choice.
I brought gin though.

>>8602919
napkins and plastic forks

>>8606241
kys

>>8602981
>taking this thread seriously

>>8602919
This weird cheese melt I threw together and a Tupperware container of long grain Indian rice.

I'm going to be eating a chicken breast, white rice, and broccoli. I brought it right here.

What? Don't give me that look, Thursday is my shopping day.

>>8606528
That's some spicy autism.

>>8606287
The hero we need.

>>8604954
my man. best thing ever. I love it.

>>8602919

Ricin.

>>8604089
everyone loves tater salad dumbass

>>8607764
*tips fedora*

Fifty dollar menu cheeseburgers from McD's.

>>8605612
That doesn't look the prettiest, but sounds tasty though.

>>8607764

fuck so edgy fuck like damn watchout for this badass fuck, them edges

I actually made food this evening for a potluck happening at work tomorrow. I made creamy potatoe and meatball casserole. It turns out kind of bad. If it doesn't thicken up in the fridge tonight I'll buy something on the way tomorrow.

Rigatoni, sauce and meatballs.

That's the only big dish I ever learned how to make. It's pretty fucking good, though.

>>8605612
>snitzel
If you were US-American and not Finnish, I would have to tell you to kill yourself

>>8605636
That's not how greentext work, newfriend. And please don't post scary pictures of alines on /ck/
>>8606495
Please ;_;
>>8608190
Just pretend it's soup

>>8608263
>US-American
spic detected

sorry you're mayan backwater is irrelevant pedro but i'm american and you're not

>>8608280
Actually I'm a Kraut and using "American" to refer to the citizens of just one out of 35 sovereign American states is stupid.

>>8608294
>35 American states
there are 50

>DE-European education

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Pasta bake. Easy as fuck to make while looking like you put effort in.

>>8608301
He said sovereign states you dumb shart.

>>8608321
Thanks but don't even go through the hassle of replying

I brought an o'7 of gin (just in case), some beer and sausages to spare.

Also mustard, ketchup, steak sauce, paper plates, plastic forks and knives, wipes and a good blade too, because half you probably didn't bother.

>>8605472
Well this sort of savory pie filling. I thought that would be the word that gives the best idea I'm after.

>>8605535
Finnish man with a greek wife and they've started together a lunch diner. I've seen that happen multiple times with Thai food / ladies. Some surprisingly decent Thai in a middle of some industrial hellscape.

>>8602919

I'm just here to pick up your daughter, now move out of the way before I hump you too.

>>8604577
Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.

6 coworkers met at someone's house yesterday under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.

He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".

>>8609215
>>8604577
I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. He was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.

I told him I would call the cops if he hit me. He then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.

He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

Any other stories of hosts from hell? People who cannot act respectful towards others in their own home should not have dinner parties.

>>8609215
>>8609219
Not sure if a troll but you had bad manners and were being too passive aggressive. If true story the host shouldn't have flipped like that but you coulda helped the situation more by not being socially retarded.

>>8609215
>>8609219
Let us know how it goes. People are completely stupid when it comes to food. I have a tangentially related story I can share if you would like.

>>8609262
Fuck off, retard. "McAutism" here was in the right, no bones about it. The host was intoxicated, argumentative, and overly belligerent. Don't invite people over for Irish stew if you're not going to actually cook Irish stew.

>>8609292
>>8609262
Lurk more

>>8609315
That one anon literally said mcautism in his post. Are you retarded

>>8609215
Nice pasta. I forgot about this juice-sipping autism

>>8602919
ham hocks

>>8605351
cannibalize

>>8609460
With or without greens?

>>8602919
>half empty box of cocoa puffs
>two steel reserve 40s
>one onion

>>8609315
>>8609443
I don't understand this mentality.
>hurr I must make sure that everyone knows I wasn't fooled so I'll tell everyone it's pasta!
Just let the newfags fall for it and laugh at their reactions. Jesus.

>>8602919
There's a potluck today? First I've heard of it.

>>8609899
You don't understand. If I don't tell everyone on an anonymous imageboard that I've seen this post before then they'll think I'm stupid and my reputation will be ruined.

>>8602919
pulled pork shoulder

>>8602919
Haggis donuts and herring snacks.

>>8602919
I brought a 15 pack of Founders All Day IPA, canned on 2/11/17. Where's the fridge?

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fuark this is why i cant get high at work anymore... i just keep on gigglin at cunts when they ask me shit like this..

>>8602919
Deviled eggs.
you're welcome, cocksuckers.

>>8602919
Utensils. I always bring utensils.

Only women should be expected to bring shit to a potluck.
Men have more important things to do.
Women cook, men contribute five - ten bucks if the cooking justifies it. IF

>>8602919
Durian
Because I hate you all

>>8602919
ayo i got a potluck tomorrow and someone else is bringing the keg
wat do?

>>8611257
Artisan mac and cheese with a side of sriracha bacon and a finish of deconstructed caesar salad.

Red bull

>>8605406
>>8605447
>>8605445
>>8605441
>>8605437
>>8605435
>>8605430
>>8605426
samefag

>>8602919
Tater tot hotdish and lutefisk

>>8604408
Is that some kind of asian cuisine?

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>>8612096

Lumpia

You too...

Sliders, Mac and cheese, sometimes a cake or pie.

>>8602919
A back of dicks for OP

I have a single day to make something for a potluck. Irish stew, potato salad, or... what else? Help me out /ck/. I don't need a culinary masterpiece, I just need a solid effort

>>8612881
Honestly Mac and cheese is the safest bet. That or some kind of baked pasta dish.

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>>8603481
>>has sexual emergency
>>rapes white woman
>I brought the teachings of allah

>>8612096
This

>>8612096
So much this

>>8613009
Why is that funny to you?

>>8612993
>baked pasta dish
Yeah I suppose anything with lots of garlic, cheese and tomato sauce will go over well. Probably better than anything else I could make besides a stew, but I don't trust myself to do a stew properly in such a short amount of time. That said, if you have any good recipes...

>>8613479
shut up cuck

I agreed to make chili for a potluck. Help me not embarrass myself any further than I will by default by simply being there

>>8612096

>>8609219

This was one of my favorites. He wrote another one about lasagne or something. Please post

>>8614754
Post pls

>>8614189
Go away, racist.

>>8602919
cups and plastic silver wear

>>8615113
Go away Ben affleck

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>>8609215
>>8609219

For us, it's McChickens. The best fast food sandwich.

>>8604118
this
>hurr if its not green it's not a salad

>>8612096
upvoted

Every Friday my boss used to buy us a ton of pizza because he knew I was too poor to eat lunch. This the Korean dude brought rice, my homie brought wings, my co worker bought an the drinks the dollar store had and a homeless guy that slept outback brought strange packaged meats. Closest thing to a pot luck I've been to.

>>8611204
>haha I got you this expensive exotic fruit I had to go out of my way to get because I "hate" you haha

>>8602919
jerk chicken and cigarettes

>>8615921
>the point
>your head

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>>8602919
"I baked two monkey bread cakes because you make me go bananas"

At which point I would swing her back artistically

She would drop her unportioned plate of food

And we would start making out

The Asian chick would feel like she was watching Donald Trump's anime brought to life, go home later, and beat her little twat furiously

I could be the next John Green

store bought cookies and banana bread

>>8610857
I want to squeeze that thing so fucking bad.

>>8616020
>le whoosh! XD
Fuck off, redditor.

>>8616783
He was right you thick fuck

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I got cheesy eggs

>>8603983
ONE TOLD ME

>>8616824
Go take your meds, Jeremy.

>>8616962
You first, Blake

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>>8616830
>ice

>>8612096
basically this

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I made you some toast, because bitches love toast.

>>8605351
Cook and Eat

Tater Tot Hot Dish.
What, I'm from Wisconsin!

>>8602919
look over shoulder at asian. Introduce me to that pretty lady would ya.


Oh uhm, i brought some fire ball whiskey, and jager meister. Don't even tell me you don't drink ya whore.

just drink these three cups, you'll forget i said that... and maybe touch my pepe :)

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>>8605406
This

Fuck off cancer >>8605393

At work on Friday, my coworker was talking about how happy he was that his mother was visiting on the weekend because she was making her "special lasagna recipe". He talked about it at length and I told him lasagna is rather simple to make and I couldn't see it being that "special".

Today, he brought in lasagna for other coworkers and gave me 1/4 of a piece he gave them so that I would, "know why it is special".

It tasted like generic lasagna. He asked me how it tasted and had an almost triumphant expression. Knowing the answer, I asked him if she made her own sauce and pasta. He said no, but she spices and customizes it herself.

I then asked him how he considered it her "special recipe" when she basically assembled pre-made, store-bought ingredients. He tried to hide it, but it was obvious he was upset and realized that I had won this time. He avoided eye contact when he walked past my desk 10 minutes ago. I definitely won.

This experience has gotten me thinking: what do you consider home-made? Obviously I would not expect someone to grow and mill their own flour to make pasta, but there is an obvious medium between that and throwing together processed foods and calling it your "special recipe".

Discuss.

>>8618771
replying to yourself is poor form

>>8618826
Please tell me whomever wrote these did so as a joke, I pray someone out there isn't this fucking socially retarded

I will be the first to admit that even though I am receptive to social nuances and subtle body/facial/vocal cues I can sometimes be socially eccentric.

On Friday night I was invited to my supervisor's home for a dinner party. There were 3 couples and myself present. I can be somewhat picky, so I asked what the meal would consist of. Oddly enough, my supervisor said he would make shepherd's pie.

I was looking forward to this, because shepherd's pie is one of my favorite things to make. I am quite good at it.

Instead of bringing a salad or dessert I decided to make shepherd's pie and take advantage of lamb in my freezer that I bought from a previous sale. I spent the day making it and was quite excited about bringing it.

The reception was mixed. People seemed pleased on the surface, but I think my supervisor was a little perturbed. I think he was insulted or thought I was being competitive. He did not say this, but I was using my sense of empathy afterwards when I was replaying his body language and reaction and came to this conclusion.

Despite being far superior, most people ate the dish that the host made. His consisted of ground beef while mine was a true shepherd's pie with a very nice gravy on the side. There is no reason to chose his over mine aside for social obligation and perceived politeness.

Was my choice of dish offensive or am I over-intellectualizing the night?

>>8602919
Box of girl scout cookies

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>>8618771

>>8605475
>We don't have social interaction in Finland
The more I hear about you snow mongols the more I like the sound of Funland

>>8618849
Expect to be fired soon, you autist.

>>8602919
What's a potluck?

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Chicken tartare

>>8620806
>>8618833
>>8618771
>>8617856
>>8616853
>>8616783
>>8615904
>>8614708
>>8613053
>>8613020
>>8612096

the narwhal bacons at midnight

>>8611204
Durian is fucking grand though.

>>8602919
chicken feet in cili boh. spicy fo whiteboi.

>>8621065
Not when you crack it open it ain't

Y-you too.

>>8603877
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>8602919
vegetable pizza if I like the folks at the potluck
if not, a bag of donettes

Jelly beans

>>8617024
kek that car is from Schaumburg

>>8605452
originally it was gift giving to demonstrate wealth & endebt your neighbours.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potlatch

>>8625097
All I feel is pity.

>>8609215
>>8609219
fucking autist
idk if this is a pasta or not but its so specific it had to happen to someone. if you dont see why you almost got your ass beat by a drunk guy youre a fucking retard. also Ireland is fucking dumb

>>8609219
>A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.
Most awkward 7 minutes in the history of mankind.

>>8625255
I imagine it was more awkward when poor President Obama had to hand the keys over to Drumpf.

>>8626987
I'm sure he'll miss ordering double tap drone strikes on Syrian civilians.

>>8627145
>Syrian civilians

Maybe they shouldn't have been hanging out with terrorists desu

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>>8605413
>using rotel
>not using Hormel chili

you suck at life.

>>8609215
>>8609219
Post the one about going over for tacos now.

>>8602919
Cum infused brownies for the ladies.
Not being edgy or gross, I have seriously done this. Whenever work has some food sharing thing I'm busting nuts all over the food I bring. It is always something those annoying cunts love. I am conveniently not feeling well when those events take place. But please enjoy my cum ladies. ;)

>>8602931
you are literally my hero at every potluck god help me i hate everyone elses cooking so fucking bad

>>8627153
Except the SAA isn't a terrorist organization

>>8604954
im drunk so this looks delicious. Is this supposed to be sarcastic?

>>8627679
Wew. That's a doggy opinion you have there.

>>8627898
>army of an internationally recognized leader of a recognized government
>terrorist organization

Wew indeed

>>8613479
Someone has a severe case of the cuck!

>>8627924
Just keep doing what you do, lad. :^)

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>>8625186
Could've been worse.

>>8605467
If you know of a quiche that contains pineapple and cool whip, please do not share it with the world.

>>8628977
Oh honey. Are you blind?

>>8605452
You almost always get food poisoning

>>8629009
I've never gotten food poisoning at an American potluck but I admit there's a greater than average possibility. Lots of improperly stored food - room-temperature meats, dairy, eggs, and rice; probably some old fruits and vegetables that the chefs wanted to get rid of...

>>8625097
at least it's actually hot for once

>>8605452
It's shit. It's also the favorite time for your vegan "friend" to lecture every-fucking-body about what they chose, and how they should feel bad and how she'd never invite you at her place. And with the social pressure of the event you must apologize. Because clearly it's you who is "killing the fun".

>>8629063
This sounds a little personal.

>>8608294
*Tips fedora
Why are Nazis even allowed to speak at the table?

>>8621023
fbpb

>>8602919
Sarah please you and the whole office know i brought my pulled pork nachos. I see your husband eating some right now Sarah why even bring it up Sarah. Nacho cheese and shredded cheese guac sour cream pico tortilla chips and pulled pork Sarah.

Its better than your damn potato salad Sarah. Why did you even bring potato salad Sarah. Charice already brought some and you know black people potato salad has cocaine in it. Only reason it tastes so good Sarah.

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>>8630651
Fuckin' Sarah got me tilt man.

>>8630697
Don't reply to me again.

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>>8630867
>>8630651
(You)

Tits, I mean ass, no!..cheesy ham casserole.

>>8604089 I think you just h8 mayo, m8.

>>8631009
Nah, it's best in small doses
A salad that is completely saturated in Mayo is fucking disgusting and you should be disgusted with yourself if you like it

Only sort of of potlucks I've ever been have been student parking lot grill parties, where the informal rules on food and booze are approximately "bring your own, but also have enough excess for the ones who happen wanter in or grossly underestimate their stay/appetite".

I usually have a salad with plenty of "feta", olives, capers, sun dried tomato and whatever, using the seasoned oils in which the feta and sund dried tomato come as sauce - simple! Just use hardy enough lettuce so the oil wont make it soggy.

>>8631058 then I suppose it's a good thing I don't lol

>>8631058 had a terrible experience with bacon and ranch suddenly pasta..slept over at a friend's house, woke up and had it for breakfast, except I stupidly put it in the microwave and ate it when it's supposed to be cold. threw up everywhere.

>>8602919
Is that samia duarte?

>>8604089
>mayo based pasta salad
What. I've literally never made or seen anyone make pasta salad with mayo

>>8631094
You and I both made the mistake of typing up a serious reply to this thread.

>>8603903
>Baked beans

>>8609292
Normies don't care about authenticity, to them it's more important to show """"""creativity"""""" and """""flair""""". Or sometimes they just don't know or care to find out, which is why some "people" make paella without seafood or without saffron.

If he wasn't socially retarded, anon would know this and be able to adjust his expectations accordingly.

The correct thing to do is go along with it, enjoy the food for what it is rather than what it's presented as, and silently look down on others for doing things wrong.

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>>8602954
That would cost u a nice $180 in NZ kek

>>8602919
Ranch

>>8632907
this lol
x)

>>8605373

>youtoob celeries

amirite /ck/?

>>8632907
This, my good sir!

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>>8603900
Wtfff

>>8633082
Epic post, Nathan!

>>8613479
Kekk

>>8629063
someone hurt your feelings anon?

This thread had so much potential.

>>8604610
oh gavin

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>>8603020
Don't mind him, he just likes to play tough in public. Isn't that right, dear?

I need it

>>8635236
What's up you meme loving fuck

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Greek salad. Not very hard to make, goes good with a lot of stuff. Healthy and nice.

>>8635242
Elaborate.

>>8602919
brownies... with semen in them

>>8608294
Because there really isn't a better replacement for it. US-American is fucking stupid. And I've never once heard anyone from the New World refer to themselves as American unless they were from the US. No one identifies as "American" outside of the US. No one in Brazil, or Mexico, or Argentina gets offended if you refer to people from the US as Americans. No one will be confused by you saying American and wondering whether you meant the US or the entire set of continents, in fact they'd almost certainly be more confused by "US-American"

You're creating a """solution""" for a problem that doesn't even exist.

>>8635979
>Thanks for cumming to the potluck Anon!

>>8635979
Well, it wouldn't be the first time that's happened

>>8635979
Alright, who invited the /k/omrade?

>>8636069
Do you have autism

>>8637724
Do you?