/ck/ confessions thread >I hate pasta sauce with tomato chunks

I don´t even like tomato pasta sauce

>I dislike bacon

I have never eaten a McChicken.

For me it is the Hot 'n' Spicy McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8599587
I'd be banned from working in a kitchen. I really like tasting my food as I go. If there's a bowl to lick or some sauce to taste, I'll be there. I like making bacon "accidentally" fall out of the pan so that I have to eat it quick.

>>8599587
I used to always serve myself up the biggest and nicest looking plate of food. Now I've matured, and I always serve my guests the most appealing portions to impress them.

I love eating heinz ketchup by itself. Sometimes in a tiny bowl where I eat it like yogurt

Last Saturday I brought a package of Sour Brite Crawlers to work to share, but I ate the entire bag on the drive over.

I chew a whole bunch of potato chips, spit them out and eat the resulting paste.

>>8599587
Sometimes when I get really lonely I like to cook a big nice dinner for two, I try to make it really tasty and good looking and then I make the table for two and serve two plates like it I was eating with someone
Then I just eat mine in silence then grab the other and eat it too

>>8599587
I really, really like spaghetti and tomato sauce. I've ate it at least once a week for the past 30 years.

>>8599587
that cat has stupid looking hair

>>8602926
You take that back!

I eat all of my meals in bed

>i sometimes like to pour a bit of salt on the palm of my hand and lick it off
>i can't eat most veggies unless if they're finely chopped
>i like to eat my rice with vinegar

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>>8601461
as long as its not ranch

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>>8602926

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>>8599961
go heck yourself

I only use cutlery, appliances, tableware, pots and pans that are dishwasher safe. If it's something that I have to handwash it becomes a dust gatherer and I never use it.

>>8601461
I do this but with taco bell fiire sauce. Sometimes if I'm feeling feisty I'll mix in some diablo.

mushrooms fucking suck and if you like them you are a faggot

>>8599587
I didn't know what the rod in my knife set was for for 4 years.

Then I watched Gordon Ramsay's tips for cooking, and realized it was a Honing Steel and I'm literally fucking retarded.

>>8603779

what the frick

>>8604465
son of a monkey!

>>8604000

yur a fag

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Most restaurants are still able to make better food than you are.

I like Mondo "juice" drinks, but only the blue ones. I buy a six pack once every month on pay day.

I'm 29 years old.

>>8599587
Me too. Is that a bad thing?

I can't eat broccoli. I know how good it is but I just can't.

Also, I prefer canned beets.

>>8606821
why not? Broccoli can be delicious.

>>8606833

It's just bitter and is awkward on my pallette(sp), it's just not a pleasant taste. I blame my upbringing, honestly.

Can't really eat cauliflower, either. The florets are, as above, weird. I can't even eat shit like broccoli cheese casserole so maybe it's psychological.

I'm not above cooking with it; my little sister loves it and I include it in any meal, just the portion I eat doesn't have any.

>>8599587
Same.

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>>8601480

>>8599587
tomato chunks are like ice cubes in sauce, they waste volume and have no taste to them as tomatos are like 98% water or something.
If Im having SAUCE I want a SAUCE not some pico de gallo bullshit

I like ketchup on my hot dog.

>>8599587
I don't eat my parents' pasta because of the chunks in their sauce.

>>8601480
when i was a child i did something similar.
i chew 1 cracker, put the paste between 2 crackers and ate it like a sandwich.

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I mix fortified wine with cola.

>>8603539
>eating plain salt

Yeah, I do that too. I've advanced to pre mixed seasonings that have lil crunchy bits of onion and garlic. I can't stop, it's delicious

>>8607753
Kinda similar, when I was younger I would take a bouillon cube and lick it until it was gone.
I also love eating raw dough, I can't help it

back when I used an electric mixer more, I'd lick the beaters when making cake mix

now I don't bother with the mixer, I just mix the batter with a spoon, comes out just fine anyway

I still lick the spoon and scraper though

>>8599587
>>8606814
>>8607001
>>8607094
>>8607597

What the fuck? Nobody here is supposed to have similar shitty opinions to my own.

>>8601480
Potato chips are alright, but you have not lived until you've done this with cheez-its

I don't like bacon, and go out of my way to avoid pork.

Pork is almost sweet, and that's fucking disgusting to me. Meat should never be anywhere close to sweet.

>>8602926
Leave him olone

I love pasta with tomato sauce, I like basil tomato sauce, I'm growing basil plants so I will have fresh basil which is flavourful, but mixing fresh pasta into sauce just turns out awful, be it I add it at the end or cook it with the sauce.

If you make your own pasta sauce, you'll come to love the chunks. They're delicious

>>8609450
>make
wrong board, only numales who cant even pour cereal into the bowl come to /ck/

I used to drink bowls of white vinegar.

Bowls.