Surely you do not like these. They may as well have been made

>>8596013
You're right, I don't like them.

>>8596013
Not a big fan of the regular ones. Yogurt pretzels on the other hand..

I don't like them but if they're there, I'll eat them.

>made out of wood
I actually had this thought about almonds. It really feels like eating wood, delicious fucking wood though

>>8596028
>It really feels like eating wood
In a sense you are.

I never actively search and eat them, but if I've had a few beers already with another one in my hand, a bowl of salted pretzels placed in front of me may as well be a gift from god.

I will occasionally snack on them if I have a good mustard in the house though.

>>8596034
Nope.

>>8596034
Please go on

>>8596013
These are amazing, and I love eating them.

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Make Pretzels Great Again!

I miss the old bags.

>>8596079
These are dripping in oil. nasty

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Do yourself a fuckin' favor - shitty pretzels and Dijon is dope

>>8596306
Why do pretzels and mustard go so well together?

That's why you cover them in toffee and chocolate

>>8596306
I thought that only worked with the fresh bread type pretzels?

>>8596013
I'm sure you know all about eating wood, don't you, OP?

>>8596026
>Thing I don't like becomes palatable when coated in fat and sugar.

no shit retard. Novel fucking input.

>>8596013
Tiny, twisted hummus vehicles. Mmm.

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Only pretzels worth eating.

pretzel sticks with peanut butter is a nice snack if you're trying to keep your calories down

>>8596851
>bread
>peanut butter
>keep calories down

It's like you're literally retarded

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>>8596852

>>8596854

Is this suppose to prove me wrong? 130 calories for 30g of food is extremely high for someone trying to keep their calories down. You are retarded.

>>8596212
But... that's what makes them so good.
Along with the MSG and flavor powder. It adds back what is sorely lacking in pretzels.

>>8596854
>"I'll prove him right, that'll show him."

>>8596856
>>8596866
samefag

>>8598537
fagfag

>>8596013
With the right cheese dip even these kinds of pretzels are GOAT.

The Rolld Gold cheddar flavored ones are even better though.

>>8596034
>>8596074
An almond is wood in the same way that sand is a window.

>>8596079
Hear hear, man! I prefer the cheddar or the jalapeno ones and also miss the old packaging. They also act as great soup croutons.

I love me some Rolls Gold pretzels, I could kill a whole family bag by myself.

Struggle is all the salt is so bad for you.

>>8598989
you're eating flour and salt. Doesn't that make you a tad constipated? If I'm going to eat something, It's not going to be pretzels. Just saying.

>>8596312
The sour/bitter taste of mustard contrasts with the salty taste of pretzels.

>>8598994
Nah, but then again I don't have a shitty digestive system.