Slowcooker with timer

Why get a slow cooker when you can get a McChicken at McDonald's for a dollar?

why write a real post when you can shitpost?

>>8594857
I'll bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it?

>>8594857
Bumping for info

>>8594857

You sound like a working class chump. I bet you thought it would be a great "investment", how you would wake up to a warm, healthy breakfast to start off your long day. Maybe, you even had a couple thoughts about all the other nifty little uses you could find for the thing, how it would help you cook healthier meals in general, shed a couple pounds off the old gut, boost your confidence around work and with the ladies. Yeah, maybe that slow cooker would start your life cooking again, wouldn't it? I can see your strained hands holding the box and reading through it carefully at the store. A little bit pricey, but you're the type of guy who thinks everything is more than you can spend, aren't you. And look what happened to you. Look what the slow cooker did to you. Fucked you over, and made you clean it like a useless bitch. You don't even fucking like oatmeal. Piece of shit, you've been repeating those three words your whole life, haven't you. Yeah, how was work after that piece of shit fucked you over? I bet it was on your mind the whole day, you probably didn't say shit to nobody. Can't be telling people about your mistakes. How your little fix yourself plan, failed you. Don't want people to start thinking you're the failure. You're the piece of shit, all along. You don't want that do you? You don't want to be the piece of shit everybody secretly whispers about, do you? Was your father a piece of shit like you? I bet he never had a slow cooker. He had a woman, a house, a damn good job. I bet it's slow cooking you the fuck alive, isn't it. Comparing yourself to him. How one day when all the steam runs our of your life, you'll discover how you're nothing more than burnt shit to be scrapped off and thrown in the trash.

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>>8597144
You take that back.

Do you already have a pressure cooker? If not get an instant pot.
If you do have one already just find something cheap from a major brand that has the features you want, it's all the same shit once you get out of the burn your house down tier.

>>8594857
put those hot dogs in ur asshole u fag

>>8597144
I happen to be at work right now and I had to leave the break room to laugh at this post.

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Why not just get a plug timer then it doesn't matter what sort of slow cooker you have.

>>8597812
why get a timer when you can just get a slow cooker with a timer?

>>8597812
Because slow cookers with a timer will kick to the warm setting when it's done instead of shutting off completely