Best chef

>>8594786
She's not a chef.
Never has been, never will be.

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>>8594794
But she's perfect. She is the best chef.

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>>8594802
Time caught up on her.

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>>8594805
MOMMA

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>>8594809
No make up after leaving stressful court case and terrible angle. Yes she's aged but not that badly

>>8594786
THICCCCCC

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JUST when you thought your dick couldnt get harder.

>>8594827
>no make up

Women who need make up to be beautiful aren't beautiful,kid. Don't worry,you'll learn once you leave high school.

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I love her

>>8594802
>She is the breast chef.
FIFY

>>8595239
Does she have bells palsy?

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>>8595339
No, but she does have [spoiler]my heart[/spoiler].

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>>8595212
>that look on her face

unf. I'd choke her any day.

>>8595351
Do you have [spoiler]glaucoma[/spoiler]?

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>>8595408
No, only [spoiler]love[/spoiler]

>>8595418
She looks like David Coulthard in drag

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>>8594786
Best.

>>8595535
this clown makes Ja/ck/ look good

>>8595535
I want to choke slam her to screaming orgasm.

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>>8595535

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>>8595535

>>8595535
What a retard lol

nice tits though, if it wasn't for that and a cute face she'd be in the booby hatch trying to eat flies and blowing guards for a handful of Big League Chew.

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My main man.

>>8594786
nigga looks like larkin love

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>>8595418
lmfao this cunt literally looks like patton oswalt in a wig lmfao
nigga u gay

>>8594786
mmm those big juicy melons full of milk, feed me pls.

>tfw the moment you turboautists bust your nut to nigella youll go back to despising her along with all other women on earth

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>>8596502
>once a female has served her biological purpose...without the rose-coloured lenses she is able to be viewed objectively as the reproductive vessel she is and nothing more and this vapid waste of mind+flesh appearing repulsive and overall disgusting is the final redpill

really spices up my chai

>>8596008
she'd be in the booby hatch trying to eat flies and blowing guards for a handful of Big League Chew.

That's a weird thing to say

>>8596490
>Look at this doooode

how many people in this thread like these celeb chefs for their actual cooking skills

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>>8594786

>>8594809
Cocaine caught up to her.

>>8596517
Sure. Just stop going "HHNNNNNGGGG MUH PERFECT TITTY ANGEL MUMMYYYYYYYYY" while jacking off. At the very least, conceal your hypocrisy.

>>8596880
>>8596896

>>8596463
my nigga

>>8596880
See
>>8596896

>>8595535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

dat rack. would smash

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I have a huge crush on her.

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TOP MILF

>>8596463
I thought he was still closeted

>>8594786
FAT JEW CUNT

>>8596996
>Damaris

even white people in the south give their kids those fucking names?

>>8596463
that guy is an actor NOT a chef

>>8597685
Niggerdom has spread for and wide. You can thank the kikes for that