How do i sober up before I get to work? Just skull water and

drink more alcohol

Kill yourself.

>>8592097
No

>>8592098
I already have... I have work in 45 minutes

Have fun with your upcoming unemployment.

cocaine

if you think youre gonna get detected and fired just call in sick. better to call in sick than risk getting in trouble

>>8592106
V. Rude

>>8592112
Lmao my workmates come in drunk and sleep in the back all the time...

I just hate them when they do hence trying not to

>>8592112
And then you start calling in sick every other Monday.
And then every other Monday and Tuesday.
And then every other Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.

I do not miss drinking

>>8592112
How do i buy cocaine

>>8592125
Buy crack from urban youth. Same stuff

drink a big bottle of powerade and then coffee

Have a couple of Irish coffees, a couple of aspirin and something to eat. Sneak in some booze too and sip when feeling shit later. Only way.

IV some saline

>>8592096
>skull water
dafuck is skull water?

>>8592125
gotta know cool ppl. dont fool around with dirty snow.

Drink water, piss, eat some horseradish and drink some pickle jooce