How does one warm up Pizza in a Microwave without it being shit?

You can't.

You can use a microwave to make the cheese melty again but you have to use a pan or the oven to get the crust crispy again

just reheat it in the oven it's way better

We aint having an oven, we need like a special trick NOW

>>8589291
by putting it in the toaster oven instead.

>>8589302
ok dampen the crust and bottom of the pizza a bit with water, this will bring the crust back to life, then throw it in the microwave, with crust pointing outward, half way turn it around so crust is in the middle

>He doesn't eat it cold

>>8589291
Fry it in a pan you dingus.
Cheese melts and crust stays crusty.

Use Saran or cling wrap, microwave it until it's hot and it'll be a tad soggy, have a skillet warmed to medium and throw that piece of pizza heaven on that bitch after nuking it, soft insides with a crispy outside crust. Pizza pro here btw

So first of all, Its 4 am, and we dont wanna wake up our neighbors

While you uesless pieces didnt do shit, We heated it up in a microwave and put a glass with a little bit of water in the microwave. Worked really well

>>8589343
How fucking clumsy in the kitchen are you if you can't use a frying pan without waking up someone in an entirely separate building?

Jesus Christ.

>>8589291
eat it cold
tastes good and no bullshit to do

>>8589343
>Its 4 am, and we dont wanna wake up our neighbors
Ovens don't make noise, you fucking underage faggot

>>8589291
Put some foil on the bottom, make sure the edges aren't crumpled or raggedly torn.

>>8589291
Heat it up in a skillet, preferably with a lid

>>8589348

>Were drunk and using a microwave makes way less sound than us fucking up
>Were 19 and 21, so not underage

>>8589343
Hope you poured that hot water down your pants. We could use less stupid people breeding in this world.

>>8589357
nice try you retarded underage faggets

>omg so drunk how 2 microwave pizza lol
fuck off with your shitposting and never come back

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>>8589357
>We're 14 and 15 and don't wanna wake up mommy and daddy who will yell at us for staying up so late on our sleepover!
Microwaves are infinitely louder than ovens.

>>8589349
This senpai. Works every time.

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>We can only use the microwave
>It's 4am and we don't want to wake the neighbors

Comedy gold. Worth reading the thread.

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The reason that pizza heated in the oven sucks is because of the lack of space between the glass rotating plate and the crust, you need airspace under there to avoid ruining the crust.

Pic related works great!

>>8589343
Neighbors=\=parents.
Newfag

>>8589291

Wrap it in tinfoil. The micro-waves will super-heat the foil, crisping the crust to perfection. 45 seconds per slice it usually plenty.

You can't.

Stop being poor and order Pizza Hut.

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Put a cup of water with da pizza :D

>>8589291

Get a fucking pizzas, you won't facking regret it

>>8589291
i eat pizzas that are frozen for a nice summer treat in spring

>>8589291
you don't, eat those damned cold pizzas like a man