Im making spaghetti

That appears to be ground beef, not spaghetti.

You're not doing it correctly at all.

>>8585753
Pour this extra grease down the drain and add back the same amount of olive oil

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Sweat some onion and bell pepper in the olive oil

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Add these spices

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Add this can of shit

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Let this simmer. While you prep your steamed carrots

>>8585768

>italian seasoning

might as well just used jarred sauce

>>8585792
Got these carrots

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Mmm

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Ready for the microwave boys

>>8585792
Got everything i need in it desu.

>>8585802
did you even peel them?

>>8585746
Shur up you cute little fag

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>>8585808
See

>>8585811
Nah just rinsed. Taste way better unpeeled

>>8585798
>>8585802
>carrots
W-what?

>>8585831
While we're waiting for the sauce to reduce..lets make a nice glass of unsweetened tea. Pics incoming

>>8585811
you don't have to peel carrots, you know that right? just wash them

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Ok we got our ice

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Live action shot. Dont try this at home girls n boys

>>8585848
I don't like where this is going OP, microwaved carrots and ice for a spaghetti recipe

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Forgot my microwave isnt plugged in so i just ate the carrots as an "appy"

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Noodles are cookin

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Would anyone eat this?

>>8585762
>grease
>down the drain
anon...

>>8585935
He's an american...

>>8585931
If I was drunk and it was 3 am then yea sure

>>8585931
looks delicious, like mama used to make

>>8585935
I pay my rent on time so i can pour whatever i want down the drains

>>8585949
Hey thanks guys....makes eating alone not so bad

>>8585941
Nah, the carrots say britbong to me

>>8585881
OP I need to know how this story ends

>>8585881
You're supposed to break them in half

>>8586059
Im very full and tired.

THE END

>>8586071
Awesome.
Liked, faved and subbed.
No cheese?

>>8586122
I wanted some parm parm so bad.....

>>8586070

No.

>>8585762
>>8585935

>aunt in town
>she ends up staying with me for some reason
>I work 8 hours a day so she is on her own for dinner
>she can't cook worth shit
>literally microwave ready bacon tier cooking skill
>at least she is washing dishes for me
>day she is leaving
>tells me she "thinks" the sink is clogged
>I don't know how you can't know for certain if a non draining sink is clogged or not
>well whatever
>get some draino
>pour it in there
>come back later
>shit is still clogged
>fucking hell
>start cooking dinner
>have a bit of beef grease
>go to pour it in my grease can
>can is missing
>did she throw it out?
>start looking for something else to use
>find my grease can in the cupboard
>it is clean
>it was almost full and she washed it
>my sink when

>>8585836
drink red wine fgt

>>8586168
Oh gawd.....nothing worse than a wine snob

>>8585954
this is why i don't want to rent out my house

>>8586171
yup, agreed. still though drink red wine fgt

>>8585931
id eat it

>>8585954
where i live you can be fined a shit load of money if they find out you pour grease down the drain

>>8585931
You should have added some green shit on the top

>>8585768
>clover valley
>dollar general store brand
How poor are you?

>>8585746
Those arent meat balls you fucking savage.

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Dude you forgot garlic and black pepper.

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posting mine

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>>8587685

>>8585931
You're supposed to add the pasta to the sauce and mix it in the pan, you cretin.

>>8585881
That spaghetti was fuckin' ready made
You didn't make it at all
This whole thread is a godforsaken sham

>>8587311
I live paycheck to paycheck and havent paid taxes in 3 years......life is misery

>>8585808
You have no control over the ratios, pleb. How will you basil to taste?

>>8585768
> using dried spices

kill yourself

>>8585814
>sage goes in all boxes

>>8587762
Your employer should be taking the money out of your check, so how can you not pay taxes?

>>8587547
he also forgot how to make spaghetti

Fucking hell this place is a shithole.

>>8588080
I work alone.

>>8587834
Clover valley has taken care of the ratios. Works everytime

>>8585959
Do you actually not like eating alone?

I frequently cook meals and eat when my roommates aren't home, not because i dont like them but sometimes i like to eat in peace. When we were in first year i would often go to our university cafeteria without them and just eat by myself. Is that weird/autistic?

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>>8586156
Drano is a faggpt

>>8585814
Ignore those dumb fucks. Italian spices is just a blend of herbs like chinese 5 spices and indian curry blend. Nothing wrong what you are using.

>>8585814
>marjoram, thyme, rosemary....
Throw it in the trash. Oregano, basil and savory are the only herbs you need for italian food.

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>>8588884
>>8586156
I don't know where you guys live, but if in US and near a home depot or Walmart, this shit works amazing. Drano never works and I don't know how they are even still in business. This stuff in photo has saved me twice now from plumber bills by fixing some bad bad things. Living with 3 girls with long hair and pouring grease down drains and whatever else, the tubs even started having toilet back wash coming out of their drains and filling the tub up when you flush the toilet. This shit here fixed it with one bottle spread through out different drains.

>>8585765
nice

>>8587685
next time dont shake your camera while taking pictures

>>8588856
>s that weird/autistic?
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
like wtf do u mean by in peace n shit like do u live in a fkn warzone lmfao
fkn sheltered lil shit

>>8585935
>>8586156
>>8590254
If someone pours grease down the drain I just run hot water down it. I've only had a real problem with candle wax

>>8585814
I'm italian and what the fuck is savory herb?

>>8588856
I like to eat alone too. but then I am weird and autistic. but I don't care about that as much as I enjoy eating alone.

>>8585931
that meat is for one person? Shit m8 pasta is not a second dish.

>>8590275
I tried that and even turned the hot water heater to 150F and let the kitchen sink run but it just didn't work for me. I tried boiling pots of water too and still didn't unclog the kitchen one. Glad they finally learned not to dump grease down it though but now they dump the grease into bowls and leave them sitting on the counter for me to take care of.

>>8590275

You're supposed to pour cold water down with it while running the disposal

>>8590284
Santoreggia

>>8590304
you are supposed to mix the water with dish soap

>Not seasoned
>Little to no garlic and onions
>Beef is in huge chunks
>Didn't let the sauce simmer for 45 minutes

Thats some real shit sgetti you made there anon.

>>8588884
>>8590254

Use these one after the other for maximum hilarity

>>8585954
Top keck

This is why I enjoy renting. Once the drain is blocked I just call my landlord and they send an expensive plumber to unblock it

>>8585870
Jesus

>>8590719
LoL this is probably a better "protip" than the ammonia+bleach crystals. Why just kill Anon when you can kill his whole family and all their pets too?

>>8590324
>>8590302
I posted the Hot Power but yeah I usually use boiling water then some Dawn then more boiling water and maybe a small plunger with great success. The last time I used pure acid was for a hair clog. Too many of my beard hairs in this fancy pop up sink drain that came with my glass sink (second hand). Drains great now!

Op here. I hate my mind. Im sure others do as well. But atm, im not doing well

>>8588856
>>8590285

If it makes you anons feel any better, I''m neither weird nor autistic, and I enjoy eating alone. Despite the fact that I'm chatty as hell and really do enjoy spending time with people, I have just as good a time eating alone. Comes with actually liking yourself, I think.

>>8590928
I dont think autistic people perceive themselves as autistic

>>8585935

>run hot water for a minute to make pipes hot
>dump any amount of grease down drain

Is it really that hard? The only reason they don't want you dumping grease down the drain is because it's a headache for the water treatment plants, but fuck them they're getting paid for something right?

>>8591235
Mah nigguh

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>>8585802
>carrots in spapeggy
Literally shaking right now

>>8585856
enjoy your bpa's and xenoestrogens bitchtits

>>8592569
>not starting your Bolognese sauce with a nice mirepoix

>>8585931
What kind of a goon makes sauce without garlic?

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>>8585746

Holy Cow.

I am about to have some spaghetti for dinner myself.

Not my own recipe, but it's pretty good and cooks up quick.

>>8592949
Kill you are self

>>8592949
Honestly will probably taste better than OP's sad attempt.

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>>8588884
>>8590254
step aside, peons. best stuff coming through.

(altho the hair & grease one is really good, it can also damage pipes)

>>8593097
>"It really works"
kek

>>8585941

I am not convinced of this....

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>>8593117
Is it because you're also a burger?

>>8585776
>shit
Look randy man dingo, its sause, stop trying to be tough and just say the proper noun

>>8593097
I posted the hair and grease one, have never seen the one you posted for some reason. If I do ever see it, I will pick some up and try it next time. Thanks

>>8592569
Carrots and celery are goat in bolognese

>>8590915
Jesus OP are you ok?

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I'm making meatballs.