Who has had the pleasure of enjoying this fine liqueur?

>>8584497
I rather eat horse shit than drink that vile substance

>stuff half a grapefruit in one cheek
>a handful of wormwood leaves in the other cheek
>a dragon dildo down your throat
>another, dry dragon dildo up your ass
>spend 20 minutes shoveling snow and ice off your car
>then drive into south chicago and get shot

That about sums up the "pleasure" of malort.

>>8586073
Lol. It's not that bad

>>8584497

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>>8586073
Sign me up twice!

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Chicago needs an intervention

I enjoyed it. I had it at this weird dive bar where the owner does velvet paintings of politicians and famous people often naked and doing weird stuff. I saw it on a Bourdain show.

My grandpa sold the most Malort out of any bar in Chicago at one point in the 80s before it became big. I've been drinking it with my family since I was 16.

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Pennies and despair

>>8586476
Besk is too sweet. Never had the other bottle? Few? Is that supposed to be similar to Besk?

>>8586482
Haven't opened it yet, but it looks like Malort is written under where it's blacked out. Copyrights I guess.

And yeah the Besk is weird sweet.

>>8584497
>It taste like I just a fucking tire, like a bike tire. One that has been on a hot road, for a long time

I unironically enjoy Malort

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>>8586494
What is your pinon on Chartreuse?

>>8586509

>comparing malort to chartreuse

That's like comparing mouthwash to Fernet.

>>8586540
Who's comparing? Just asking your opinion on it.

If anything Fernet is close to Chartreuse

>>8586509
Kilo is great

Malort used to be a good for a giggle real life troll, but like everything else they touch was ruined by hipsters. Also: enjoying hearing from my fellow 'goans ITT.