How do you eat your bananas?

lick them sexily in a tank top

>>8574130

not like that

Chopped up in frosted flakes.

Problem being.. too top heavy.

1 Banana chopped
1 tablespoon of Organic PB
1/2 cup of almond milk (un-sweet)
Mix in soup bowl
Enjoy something that tastes like a protein shake but isn't,

my wife only eats them if they're coated in chocolate

>>8574130
I only drink my fruit

Like a girl who's pleasuring her boyfriend of 6 years. Gotta fill that void somehow.

yellow is ugly. i dont eat ugly colored stuff

Chop it up, lightly sautee it, and add it to a salad with cabbage, tomato, and beets

>>8574130
slowly
to ensure my body registers i am eating something otherwise i will eat 5

They used to play that movie a lot on FX
I came a lot

Only when they're black/brown.
Yellow banana's make me feel sick because they're too unripe.

peanut butter and semen

While they're still unripe

>>8574130
>Slice up in to chips
>eat
I like a plain old banana but just cutting it makes it 200% sexier

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>Mash banana in a bowl
>Spread on white bread
>caramelize in a pan
>lightly toast the other side of the bread
>peanut butter
>two slices of crispy bacon
>sandwich that shit together
>dust with powdered sugar
>cut in half diagonally
>dip in maple syrup

ME EAT PEAL

Deepthroating it while pretending it's Maria Cordoba

Pudding w/ nilla wafers

>>8574130
i tend to push them in and out of my throat until they vanish

>>8576259
This is why i hate women and went MGTOW

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>>8576259
Better quality.

while holding intense eye contact with other guys in the bus.

>>8574207
projecting much?

>>8574130
Sliced them then put them in milk with a little bit of sugar

>>8574740
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>>8574130
i never waste a good banana by eating it.

>>8574740
Had a stroke just reading your text.

>>8574130
>How do you eat your bananas?

Open at the bottom, break off 1" chunks, eat those.

I don't bother buying the worst fruit to exist.

>>8574130
When I was younger I used to masterbate furiously to this movie. Shit.

This was before we stopped using dial up

>>8574740
That's the kind of shit that made Elvis die on the toilet.

>>8577256
you're bananas

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>>8577256

>>8577256
I wouldn't buy you either

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explains itself

the fuck is wrong with people who care how one eats bananas.

>>8577256
Please refrain from offending the poor banana.

>>8574219
Manchild.