how do you break an egg?

Squeeze it.

Yell at it for at least five years.

Roll it around with your palm against a solid surface

Play baseball with one.

Over the heads of my enemies

Make it ride a bike with no helmet

Use a nail file to gradually file away the shell, then throw it in the air in a 360 degree arc

Flush on the stove top & or assembly station.

>>8573475
Shove it in my ass, crack it inside, then squeeze onto the pan

>>8573475
Remind it that it will never find a gf

>>8573675
Clean hole?

>>8573693
Well it's going to have raw egg in it, why clean it if it's just going to get dirty right after?

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plebbingtons stand aside

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>>8573726
You like the taste of poop on your mouth?

>>8573774
Gives it a kick m8

>>8573780
Gay.

>>8573771
>cracks boiled egg
>can clearly see yolk
>video cuts
>egg is perfectly fine

>>8574088

If you're trying to imply this isn't the perfect solution to egg cracking and not a gift from god then, sir, you are mistaken!

>>8573475
raw egg = tap it on a flat surface till you hear the crack then open it with your fingers over a bowl or a hot surface.

cooked egg = Tap on a flat surface firmly once then roll it over the surface till the shell is fully spider webbed and remove the shell.

Outside of a house with a raw egg = Take egg firmly in hand wind up like a baseball and throw in a forward arch to hit the front door.