*notices your rawr* OwO what's this?
>>8570592
>>8570624
Swoosh!
*hit with level 80 sticky defense*
>>8570592
How do you describe the smell/taste of jackfruit?
It smells kind of musky, like used gym clothes left in the trunk of a car.
It tastes kind of like blue gatorade/powerade
Also you can grow the fruit from those seeds, just peel off the brown outer skin, soak in water for a day or three, and then plant in some rich soil. It will probably sprout in a week or so.
>>8570777
Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!
*internal armor removed*
>turns to npc >>8570787
I place them in the category of what I call "rotten fruits", along with guavas and papayas - though "musky" is probably a more appealing name. Wish I knew they were that easy to grow, but I move around so often on my quest that there's no chance I'd be where I am long enough to see it bare (edible) fruit. I also read that you could boil and eat the seeds, but the consensus was that they taste kind of like potatoes, so I felt like it wasn't worth the effort.
>>8570894
>no chance I'd be where I am long enough
I grew mine in a pot in Kansas. You can too!
>>8570894
Enemy defeated!
>>8570932
Is it a potted jackfruit? I've wanted to grow more potted exotics but it can be hard to find info about potting some plants.
>>8571226
All i do is literally put the seeds in dirt. Grown pineapple tops, avocado pits, tamarind seeds, jackfruit, mangrove.
>>8571245
>mangrove
>in a pot?
>>8570592
This Is Dinosar Egg I Find They In Me Back Yard All De Time
>>8571267
Is dis u?
>>8571265
Yeah, they grow pretty okay, but you need to keep their feet wet. They do really well in overstocked aquariums
>>8571188
Swoop!
*collects treasure*
It tastes like banana bubble gum
>>8571527
Stopped in at a tavern for the night and had a cold ale and a feast to replenish a hard days work.
>>8571978
:^)
>>8571978
Fried, cylindrical potatoes, topped with stewed mystery meat and chilies, raw onions, and some kind of shredded, curdled milk.
>>8572488
:^)
>>8572488
Freshly slain elk, wild foraged greens, sammiched betwixt soft baked bread.
>>8573445
*groggily awakens in a foreign land to find a mysterious breakfast before oneself*
>"manzano banana"
>"narutomaki"
>some rare form of petrified dinosaur foot
>"cottage cheese"
Atop the "cottage cheese" I placed a pinch of slain jackfruit from my knapsack I found still on my person, along with a sprinkle of 7 spice to ward off any bad omens.
>>8574545
Halfway through the day's journey, a stinky, smelly snack.
>>8575120
New tavern, with a pick your own adventure beer flight.
>ne style dipa
>belgian style blonde ale
>scotch wee heavy
>spiced stout on nitro
Great thread
>>8575787
The house burg and "chili fry".
(I don't think the curly parsley garnish was meant to be ironic.)
Pretty epic xD
>>8576692
>level 1 music plays
>comfortably back at home
>*mixes kewpie and sambal*
What is this thread
>Role playing on a Chinese food board
I've lived to see it all
>>8570612
lel
>>8577210
*Casts level 4 mise en place spell*
>>8577573
*Subdues green spinach flat fish with blue elemental coo/ck/ery*
>>8577654
Swatch!
>>8577746
Red, white, & black, deploy!
>>8577904
*lowers the volume to a reasonable level 3 with a handful of shredded green lettuce and a drizzle of olive oil*
>>8570612
I think its cruel that people clip the spikes of their time devouring spawn, its a natural part of their anatomy and without them how can a Lavos feel safe and comfortable while japanese youth are running about inside its lava hole. Exercise your pets!
>>8574545
chicken feeeeeeeeeeeeet!!
>>8577976
STAEK!
>>8577387
What ratified air we breathe on this day of days.
>>8578492
*grabs your girlfried by the parmigiano reggiano and evoo and makes it rain*
>>8578563
Task completed.
Shinzo Abe Lincoln approves.
>>8578626
*zooms in for extreme close-up*
This Thread is good. Great, even. This Thread is great.
>>8579265
This thread is gay and not funny.
I'd rather eat McChickens.
>>8578987
i like it guy
would've stuffed more steak in there, personal preference, perhaps none of that raw nightshade malarkey
>>8578626
>beer
>from the can
Shiggydiggy
>>8579462
Nothing wrong with beer in a can when it's meant to be drunk immediately like an IPA and not cellared. It's cheaper and keeps the light out, and more and more breweries are doing it.
Also, that beer is clearly in a glass.
>>8570592
This spikeman is over the s4s file size limit :^(
What the fuck is this autism?
>>8578987
*hits the d-pad to humor the lakitu*
>>8580696
Being seated in what I thought was a non-hostile environment, I find myself ambushed by a #16 foe and his salty lemonade sidekick.
>>8580783
add the basil and sprouts quick
>>8580783
*grabs the nearest pair of sticks laying around and attacks the #16 foe*
*having no other choice, attacks the lemonade orally*
Many strange demons hiding in this web of deceit; the lemonade is salty as expected, and reminds one of the many trolls who lurk the halls of this dungeon.
>>8580798
"Thanks, fellow traveler."
"That was a close call."
I don't care if it's autistic, this thread is comfy.
>>8580902
Safely back at home once again. Tending to battle wary carbon steel with a couple pats of medicinal bacon grease.
>pan
>nice and hot
>>8581440
scallions
>>8582046
SCALLIONS
>>8582158
*releases batter*
>>8582442
*maangchi sneaks up behind you and whispers in your ear*
"Do you know what it is?"
>>8575787
Gay af. That shit's like 15 dollars
>>8580521
Not so fast
>>8582915
>green flash palate wrecker
>9.5% abv
>100+ ibu
>6lbs of hops per barrel
The final boss of the best coast style IPA and the arch nemesis of the /ck/ beer pleb.
Truly an exquisite ale.
>>8583935
Palate Wrecker VS. Bacon Blue Cheese Burg
>two assertive flavors vie for supremacy in a dungeon battle to the gut
>>8584629
And the winner is...
Both the Palate and the Gut.
>lower de boom barleywine consolation prize.
I'm pretty sure this thread is cancer but I appreciate your attitude OP, keep on keeping on
I don't think you're supposed to eat osage oranges
>>8584629
Is that smegma on the burger???
>>8584849
>returns home after collecting a piece of treasure in a speckled level 14 italian pan by defeating a crab tossing fish monger demi-boss at the old korean market
*lightly browns butter*
>>8579265
Thread is love.
Thread is life.
>>8585290
*merges with level 65 calphalon lid*
>>8585556
*seasons and sauces*
I, for one, like this fucking thread. It's rare to see people post OC, regardless of how shitty your text format is.
7/10 better than most threads on this shit-ass board
>>8585921
*slides onto plate*
Good job!
>passes training level #1
>>8586044
>>8585921
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT EGG
>>8586044
*stifles yolk lava flow with odd bread heel*
>>8585921
>not cutting your eggs into quarters so you can experience a total of 8 unique seasons in one plate
>>8582927
>like 15 dollars
It depends on the place (that's a bit steep) and whether you'd rather only try one or two beers, or four or five. Many times there are specialty beers that are on tap only and which wont be there the next time you stop in.
>>8586620
>when the japanese chef is off for the night the mexican cooks load the sashimi up with lime slices and random bruleed banana fronds for no reason
>>8587809
>coedo beero
Because beer brewed with sweet potatoes has the power to bring boys and girls together.
>>8571315
10/10. I love a gal with a sense of humor.
>>8588109
http://www.teamblasecosplay.com/photoshoots/chrono-trigger/attachment/ayla05
>>8588126
>>8588057
*rises and shines after a night of raw fish, rice, and sweet potato beero*
>golden mountain omelette (+30 poison/cancer resistance)
>lettuce, tomato, scallions (+4 health)
>kewpie & cock sauce (+70 vitality)
>>8588136
>>8588604
Left Slot: Warm, Fluffy, Moist
Right Slot: Cool, Crisp, Zesty
*resumes attack*
>>8588735
>i find myself in some back alley dive
>a neighborhood joint, though more hood than neighborly - definitely not my people, though i seem to be fitting in
>i'm minding my own business, nursing my racer 5, hidden amongst the neon lights, when all of a sudden...
*a young succubus appears and rains down a torrent of burg spawn and burning hot potato links with a pool of buttery, chili spiced vinegar, red as hell*
>>8588973
...
...
Swoop!
*collects treasure*
>going to feel the effects of that battle later tonight
>>8589445
*wakes up succubused faced withed a melange of ingredients on the breakfast counter and as though before satan's own chopped entourage*
>a vat of bacon fat
>a few spoonfuls of week old, slightly fermented chili
>hastily sliced scallions
>three eggs, lightly beaten with a bit of mirin, shoyu, and sugar
>pan, nice & but not too hot
>>8590097
*swipes bacon fat*
*swatches egg*
*prolapses chile*
>>8590245
*rolls egg*
*repeats steps 1-2*
*lays down scallions*
>>8590378
If you liked level 2, you're Really going to like level 3!
>>8591117
F-final L-level incoming!
>>8590245
c打て
>>8591684
Aole au e olelo moonspeak...
キス!
キス!
キス!
>>8590378
This is looking good... Post the final picture already!
>>8577387
They do it on /trash/ too.
>>8586124
Is this some secret club that I've never heard about? Are you people even real?
>>8592290
>secret club that I've never heard about?
Yeah, I suspect you don't want to become a member.
>>8591663
RIP op
>>8591663
BOOM!
>shaka laka laka laka laka...
*tries to make it look both square and pretty*
>>8592675
Wa LA!
>chili scallion tamagoyaki
*levels up three levels*
>>8592762
>9000+ layers d'oeuf crémeux à la majin buu for ultimate defense
>beans in chili for +95 butthurt offence against texans
>>8592950
~layers~
~&~
~scallions~
~&~
~beans~
~&~
~layers~
~&~
~spirals~
~&~
~tubes~
~&~
~layer~
~&~
~layer~
~...~
~...~
~~~~~
...
...
>
>*opens up a wormhole to some alternate +10 level*
>>8593326
*emerges from a 10 inch green pipe*
*does a 360 and walks away*
*honks >>8592290's nose*
Honk! Honk!
*finds oneself faced with a pesco-ovo-vegetarian worst korea smorgasbord*
>>8594631
*casts mise en place spell level 2*
>feeling weekened on the weekend
>>8588136
This bitch looks like she ate everything on every /ck/ thread ever. Jesus fuck.
>>8594885
Onions+Garlic+Oil+Heat=Pas Mal
This is the purest autism I have ever seen
>>8595022
*a big sipper falls from the stars, coming to one's rescue in this time of despair*
>>8594631
y u honk me
I'm glad I saw this thread
>>8595084
I like this thread, it's cute.
>>8595362
Agree, and I'm not a weirdo playtime fag.
>>8595313
*begins to sweat*
>>8595888
*inserts kimchi*
>>8596031
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting.
>>8596217
Anchovy stock (+30 picky eater repellent)
>>8583300
MST doesn't negate tho
>>8596299
Bogeul bogeul bogeul...
>meditates further on the passage of time
>>8596467
Be caterpillar
Taste the broth, season the stew
Sips the ale, grow wings
>>8596533
Hiya-CHA!
*the blood runs clear*
>>8596717
*lazily casts entry level coo/ck/ery class spell*
>mix & muddle, boil & bubble
>>8596908
*removes pouch of chili powder and sesame oil concoction from knapsack and relinquishes it into cauldron*
>good for 1-3* buttblasts between the hours of 1-4am [*cast die to determine number; if 4-6 roll again]
>>8596953
>flavors merge
>the profusion of smells quantitatively expand upon themselves
>individual ingredients morph into more than the sum of their parts
>>8597011
>you know it's done when the chili oil rises to the surface
>>8596953
I'm curious to know if you rolled a 1 or a 3 on this recipe
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD SENPAI
I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING YOU COOK
>>8598379
Wa La!
>level 18 kimchi jjigae
>>8570612
Hello esfores
>>8598400
*inhales deeply*
>>8598487
Dang its super rainy and miserable outside where I am and this looks like the perfect thing.
>>8598487
>nom nom nom
>>8598639
>whitest of the white protein and starch
>magically transformed into palatable koreaboo gruel at the behest of a few simple incantations
>>8599116
*level 65 earthenware pot poaches egg using nothing but residual heat*
>>8599201
>tasty, and more filling than it looks
>the battle goes on
>>8599203
Unfortunately, years of hitting the bottle have abridged the power level of this travel's gut when it comes to tolerating high levels of the capsaicin demon.
>>8599312
Ahhhhhhhhh...
>sometimes winning is losing when your eyes are bigger than your gut
>>8599985
*proceeds to order a sierra nevada in the biggest glass new tavern can scrounge up*
>>8600079
>tacky wall mural
Apparently everyone who lives on the Italian Riviera lives in a prison colony.
*shutters*
>>8600799
>level 20 smells emanate from the garlic bread, tempting the oldfactory
>>8600945
*attacked by a level 6 cheesy leftover decoration from valentines day*
>mind is temporarily clouded by the thought of the many moons that have passed since the last time i've tasted figlet
>>8602214
*breaks out of the illusion with a crusty bit of the garlic bread*
>not bad
>>8602294
Level 8 up-charge side salad.
>the greens are a ruse
>>8602429
>gnocchi alla vodka
Sauce is a little off tonight. Didn't reduce the tomatoes enough, and went a little heavy handed on the red pepper flakes.
House made gnocchi is spot-on as usual; larger than usual portion size.
Still a solid level 75.
>>8602214
Who's figlet, anon?
>>8598639
>doesn't use a fork to eat his soup
>>8602755
Swoop!
*collects treasure*
>>8602821
'Tis a euphemism for punani first used by Henry Miller in his more risqué novellas.
I have no idea what is going on in this thread, but I like it.
>>8602997
>found a cozy cave in which to find respite for the night
>not wanting to leave my abode, i decided to break my fast with that which i could wrestle out of my trusty knapsack
>freedom fries
>two eggs
>one burg spawn
*heats the freedom fries in a dry pan over an entry level elementary blue co/ck/ery spell*
>>8602997
"figlet"
>>8603793
*afflicted with level 100 uploading error*
>>8603793
>remove freedom fries & leave grease
>pour in beaten & seasoned eggs
>drizzle in bison juice & fiddle about
>return freedom fries to pan
>...
>...
>>8605646
Wa La!
The Freedom Omelette.
>>8605765
>extra carbs and protein for 150% health bar to get through a full day of freedom related activities
>one-hit kills against mcgangbang losers
>soap bush leaf to show solidarity with our southern neighbors on president’s day weekend for free labor nacho npc partner on a future salsa relevant quest
>>8598487
simply beautiful
>>8606209
BEAUTIFUL
>>8570894
the seeds are awesome, just boil em up, then peel, then roast with some light oiling and salting. It's good.
>>8606886
>tastes... like... Freedom!
>>8607234
Next time, Senpai.
>>8607238
>smoked & grilled king salmon
>pesto
>(not) cannellini beans
>clams & smoked ham
>spinach & onions
>crisini
>alpha centauri binary ipa
*ughh*
>>8608015
Swoop!
*collects treasure*
>>8609205
*a level 58 staek nachos appears!*
*teleports out of thread*
>>8609643
>tfw nothing better than a cold breaking of the fast with cured fresh water fish, hard bread, & and cured meat and beans, eaten with one's favorite battle sticks, straight out of the knapsack
>>8610272
*tractor beam pulls anon back in*
>>8610519
>breakfast pizza
*umph!*
>>8582915
fucking lel
>>8582915
i heard her voice whispering that into my head
lovely thread OP, thanks for the quality content 10/10
didnt realise you grew that jackfruit yourself, how long did it take to mature?
>>8570592
>>8570624
>>8570777
>>8570894
>>8571188
>>8571527
>>8571978
>>8572488
>>8573445
>>8574545
>>8575120
>>8575787
>>8576692
>>8577210
>>8577573
>>8577654
>>8577746
>>8577904
>>8577976
>>8578492
>>8578563
>>8578626
>>8578987
If I ever see you in public I'm gonna curbstomp your skull into the pavement, you weeb larper.
>>8610644
>not quite bagel lox & cream cheese w/ onions/chives
Still delicious!
>>8611072
>casts lvl 5 gaze
>>8611290
>level 69 grisley canape
>optional utensils if that furry bitch ever grows opposable thumbs
>>8610919
Tho' I also originally hail from an island - alas one much smaller than that of your namesake - and one which was home to both breadfruit & starfruit, this was my first time tasting the jackfruit not out of the can, and it came from my local Chinese grocer, not out of my backyard (kek). I had the option to purchase an entire fruit, but opted for what looked like a mere eighth. Hopefully in the near future I'll have the opportunity to grow my own, as other anons have suggested.
>>8612427
>Café Racer 15 with a side of buffalo tendies salada
>>8612883
>day after caveman wrap
>no fermented barley to start the day
>;_;
>>8613670
>youcan'tsayanythingbadaboutit/1000
>>8614204
*awakens to find a loosey goosey brown paper bag mystery monster awaiting a curious mind and a five finger up-the-back-of-the-blouse handy dandy to say 'open wide'*
>>8614773
*unsheathes the 'witch*
*scent of victory wafts across the abode*
*subway losers go scrambling towards hills & tubes*
>>8570592
PLEASE NEVER STOP POSTING
>>8586916
for the special little plate of four beers, I'd rather just order two regular beers.
wait no
I'd rather drink in the parking lot
>>8570612
lole
>>8614773
d-delete this pls mods
>>8614816
*Sniff... sniff, sniff sniff...*
"Do you know what it is?"
>>8615670
>...
>...
>>8615577
ban ME?
>>8615694
>dat bbq pork
Now w/55% more succulent fat!
>this thread
>>8615670
looks like broodje bakkeljauw met zuur
>>8570787
I try to shut the smell from memory, but it's not as bad as durian. As for the taste, I'd say from the ones I tried, it's almost like bubble gum in flavor.
>>8616684
You really think it's that bad?
>>8615807
>healthy and well balanced greens
>fresh baked bread gives minus 30 against the roof of the mouth
>>8617610
>wanting to save half for the next day's journey, i am overtaken by the deliciousness of this creation and cannot stop myself
I shall have to retrace my steps back to this stall and try not to be bewitched by the young shop girl fronting the place and get caught off guard creeping.
>>8617851
Thwack!
*attacks chilled 'chos platter with battle sticks*
>>8618238
*crema agria, frijoles refritos, y peños, fuera de la esquina izquierda!*
Thwack! THWACK! THWACK!
>>8618267
*salsa & guacamole*
Thwack! Thwack!...
>>8618238
What is that?
>>8618403
>egg drop soup
amidoingitright?
>>8618450
The remains of the vanquished steak nachos from >>8609643
This is not okay
>>8577229
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY U FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
why do i have to lose 10 lbs to join cahirforce.
;?
II WANT TIO EAT THIS DELICIOUS FOOD!!! OM NOM NOM
>>8615694
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARK YOOOOOOU
IM SO FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAH@!!!!! WHY DOES AMERICA LACK DELICIOUS FUCKING SANDWICHES AND EUROPEAN FOOD!!
>>8618611
*Casts level 7 mise en place spell*
>>8618838
>hamburger style
Hiya-CHA!
>>8618880
>hotdog style
Huwyuwa-CHIWEE!
>>8618939
>right down the urethra style
Hukilauganma-CHINGCHANGCHONGWA!
>>8618956
>task complete!
*salts & peppers bowl of eggs*
>>8619034
>pat of butter
>dollop of maesri
>pan, nice & hot
>>8619127
*activates curry paste*
>>8598400
//Tfw its actually sundubu jiggae
>>8619239
>onion
>scallion
>kewpie
>green curry paste
>>8619291
Oui, Senpai.
>>8619387
>green curry egg salad
>>8620115
*casts level 4 make-it-pretty spell*
>>8621024
>drop me in a pair 'o sperrys & throw me on a yacht, lunch is served
>>8621042
Swoop!
*collects treasure*
>>8621522
>-20 points against no-carb losers
>-40 points against demons triggered by stickers and apps on their nourishment items
>>8621908
>thank you
>thank you
>thank you
>THANK YOU
>thank you
>thank you
>thank you
>>8621925
>have a nice day!
>>8621941
*unsheathes round 2 of vietnamese delicacies bestowed by the mysterious black haired angel shop girl!*
>>8622141
Why do you sound so creepy?
>>8622141
>bbq chicken banh mi
>grilled pork paste spring roll
No need for battle sticks tonight!
I'm I on /qst/ or / ck/
>>8570787
it smells really odd, but it tastes exactly like juicyfruit bubble gum
shame I can't eat it anymore because I spent one bad hangover puking it all up
What a coincidence, I was about to make a jack fruit thread.
Does anyone know if this is safe to eat? I've never seen any brown spots inside my jack fruit before (especially notable in the bottom left). It tastes normal but they're a bit hard to remove.
>>8570787
Do you remember those sour apple flavored candies? Literally exactly like that.
>>8622179
Raaaaaaawr!
>level 150 image limit reached
>>8622330
Bump
>>8622330
Nothing wrong with some brown spots. Looks a little under ripe, though.
>>8622630
Very well, I'll just cut off the pieces. It tastes fantastic, I don't think I've tasted a truly ripe jackfruit however (maybe this summer). Thank you anon.
>>8618756
Everything in the thread is from the basic 48 'murrica world map.
I'd suggest leaving your starting village, and/or going on higher level quests.