Greetings from /r9k/. Tell me /ck/, what do you put on your tendies?

>>8567405
Plain homemade mayo with ONLY a single egg yolk and canola oil. NO SALT NO DISGUSTING SPICES!

>>8567405
Ranch > BBQ sauce > Honey Mustard > Buffalo > Ketchup > Human shit > Mayonnaise

>>8567405
Smegma

>>8567405
mummies cummies!

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Only the best for my useless son's "tendies".

Any answer other than Buffalo sauce is absolute dog shit-tier.

>>8567670
I've never found a single buffalo sauce I've liked. I keep trying them hoping that one day I will find one, but no luck so far.

>>8567686
Frank's Red Hot is pretty great. If you're not a faggot, you'll like it.

>>8567711
Guess I'm a faggot then. Franks is shit.

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>he doesn't put ketchup on his tendies

>>8567405
what are the best tendies to get?

>>8567719
>he doesn't save his ketchup for fish fingers

Plenty of 'cha for hot taste.

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>>8567727

>>8567733
Gtfo richfaggot. I bet you pay to ride the bus too. Some of us have to ration out our ketchup packets

>>8567714
Make your own faggot.

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>>8567740
I get 2600 euro neetbux a month, peasant. no rationing for me

>>8567405
a few shakes of quality hot sauce or malt vinegar

obnoxious shit like ranch, buffalo, honey mustard, and bbq sauce drown out the flavor and aroma of a well prepared tendie

>>8567725
This is my little secret but if you have a Stater Bros near you, the deli there makes the best store-bought tendies I've ever had in my life. Ask for "chicken fritters"

>>8567761
Fritters aren't Tendies!

REEEEEEEEEE

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Plum sauce

https://youtu.be/lrSXTYxecVg
Make the tender into a cookie. Go the distance.

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>>8568140
Who ever does this channel is a cringy faggot. Talking like the tool who made the gummy rat video, while doing weird and whacky food combinations! Fuck off

>>8567841
Mmmmmmm

Muh tongue just got an erection.

White gravy (the kind you serve with biscuits) or buffalo sauce. Both are so good. My favorite place to get them is Dairy Queen.

I make my own tendies by dredging breast fillets in a mixture of salt, vinegar and brown sugar, and leaving them to soak for half an hour or so before breading and cooking like normal.

Vinegar. Lots of it.

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>>8567670
Buffalo sauce is hands down the worst sauce ever created.

>>8568432
You didn't answer the question dude

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>>8567841
this is the correct answer

>>8568485
he said,
>salt, vinegar and brown sugar
are you blind or just stupid ??

>>8567405
O'Charley's honey mustard.

>>8567405

I figured out guthries secret tendie sauce years ago.

2 parts mayo to 1 part ketchup, couple dashes of Worcestershire sauce. Mix it up and be in heaven.

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>The best

>>8570271
PC makes the best everything

God keep our land glorious and free

never call them tendies again. cheese

>>8567686

Gotta mix it with butter, friend.

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>greetings from /r9k/

>>8567405
McChicken Sauce.

>>8567405
malt vinegar, stone ground mustard with chipotle powder or a thin unsweet bbq sauce

>>8568483
heinz ranch

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Malt vinegar and Korean BBQ sauce.

>>8567405

Cane's sauche, had a Caniac combo today, way too much food but i ate it anyway cuz fuk it amirite

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>>8567733
Sorry but French's Ketchup is superior to ALL other sauces

>>8567405
white gravy

otherwise, you're a pleb

gimme gimme chicken tendies

>>8567727
I really want fish sticks now. Whats a good brand to get?

>>8567405
I have been eating nothing but tendies for 4 days cause I'm broke and chicken was on sale
The picture in the op makes me want to puke

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I had pretty much given up on tendies but this shit keeps going on clearance and it's so good on them.

>>8571121
Man dip, hmm?

>>8571121
I see this shit and the "man meat" or whatever """""craft""""""" sausages go on sale for over 50% off all the time because no one will buy it at the regular price and no one likes the associations of the name.
The maple breakfast sausage is legit fucking good but I'm not paying $6.99 for 18 links when the store brand is still bretty gud for $2.99/lb

>>8570969
Is the actual ten days and kings are shit tier here that sauce absolutely gets me off every single time

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Should be served tossed in buffalo sauce.

>>8571170
>man meat
What an unfortunate name for a sausage.

2/3 bbq sauce + 1/6 ketchup +1/6 chicken bouillon(liquid)
Add cayenne, salt, garlic

>>8571170
For $2 I pull the trigger they're definitely worth it. Dipping celery tonight for less guilt than tendies. Them things are FATTENING shit.

>>8571253
Yeah, I think they underestimated the gap between their market's stupidity and its appreciation for irony but I buy shit based on what's in it - although its name did attract my notice before.

Kind oflike that Screamin' Sicillian brand pizza but I didn't like it. Too crummy.

nothing

sauce drowns out the natural flavor of the chicken

at most i use salt and pepper

>>8567405
Made tendies the other day with nandos hot perri perri mayo and crumbed cornflakes

>>8567752
if you're on welfare you should kill yourself

>>8567405
Me, I use Quinky sauce.

Tonkatsu sauce my tomodachi

Spicy Honey Mustard or Sriracha Mayo. You're all plebs.

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>>8571474
>tainting meat with salt or pepper
Might as well cook it past blue rare

>>8572114
You are the worst type of person.

'ney 'stard of course

Why is this at the top of the catalogue when I check /ck/? Don't you faggots know better than to reply to tendies threads yet?

>>8571003
I really hate these types of bottles. They make the sauce shoot out at 100mph and you can never get the correct amount.

I USED BUFFALOW SAWCE BUT THEYER EXTENKT NOW.

>>8570271
>>8570323
>t. Loblaws employees

>>8569978
Dude why are you talking about yourself in third person?

>>8572285
I have the exact same problem when I wear boxing gloves.

You belong in one of them American advertisement programs acting like that one in a million idiot.

https://youtu.be/dxwlmf8dAno

>>8572663
>advertisement programs acting like that one in a million idiot
It's because those devices are designed for the disabled.
But there's no money in that, so they have to market the products towards ordinary, "clumsy" people to get them produced.

>>8567752
I work for less than this.


Why

>>8567624
>Ranch
>first

Ranch is a total meme

FUCK YOU ALL

A I O L I
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Fuck tendies. They're dry.

Nuggies is where it's at.

Specially when getting blowey joey

>>8572671
You're somehow an even bigger idiot than that welfare queen.

>>8567624
ranch has mayo in it

>>8572671
Just get retarded, anon

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>ctrl-f "Yum Yum"
>0 results found

What the fuck /ck/. This sauce goes with everything

Dill pickle juice & mayo.

If you're not going to bother with food I won't bother helping you.

It's tendies. People use random condiments on them and it's going to taste like shit however you put it.

Get it together.

>>8573432
Not when soak the tendies in pickle juice to the point the breading almost falls off.

Immaculate stuff, m8. Pickle juice in general, really.

Burger King's 'Zesty' sauce that's a mix of like horseradish and mayo and other things tastes delicious with chicken

Why isn't that kind of sauce sold in stores or made by other restaurants? I'm gonna look for a recipe to make an imitation of it

>>8567405
Go back to your containment board you penniless virgin

Mayonaise and pepper, famalam.

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>>8572114
>>8572252
He's not a real type of person.

H'es only shitposting

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the goat

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>>8567413

>>8567841
>little brother goes apeshit for this

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A local delicacy

>>8570271
The only BBQ sauce I buy. I swear by it.

>>8567405
Any of the following: tzatziki, garlic aioli, sweet + hot mustard, Thai chili sauce.

>>8567841
I grew up on this exact type. Presidents choice club pack plum sauce.

Also, presidents choice chicken fingers to go with it.

My mom wasn't home much (nurse) and my dad would microwave my brother and I potatoes and throw the chicken wings in the oven. To switch it up some nights, he would make white rice, served with CHINA LILY soy sauce. Sad days in Toronto.

fuck ya.

>>8574306
sorry, CHICKEN FINGERS in the oven*

PRESIDENTS CHOICE CHICKEN FINGERS

>>8570271
fucking leaf.

Honey. Not honey mustard, just honey... Or chipotle BBQ

>>8571701
Tried it once out of curiosity
Never turned back, so good on eggs and toast

Though with my trendies I'm a honey mustard kinda fag

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>>8567661
This shit is 98% high fructose cornsurup

I dip them in ketchup or bbq sauce

>>8567405
Nothing because well-made chicken tenders do not require dressings of any kind.

Is there a good brand of spicy barbecue sauce that's fairly easy to find in US grocery stores? I always mean to buy some for use on fries but I can never decide.

>>8578073
Just buy HFCS corn syrup, mix with ketchup and a bit of liquid smoke. Otherwise make your own from scratch, faggot.

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>>8568290
It's called sawmill gravy you turbo faggot. And it is indeed the best tendies sauce. I don't know if it was regional but maybe 3 years ago McDonald's started selling select chicken tenders with a side cup of hot sawmill gravy. It was pretty good but overpriced, I don't think they even sell tenders anymore.

>>8578073
I worked in a restaurant not long ago and they had a tasty bbq that had a nice bit of heat and it was so easy to make if you have a blender or burr mixer or food processor. sweet baby rays and some of those canned chipotle peppers in adobo sauce. that's it, if you want it hotter just add more of the peppers and sauce.

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>>8578073
kraft has some good ones

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If you're not in certain parts of the Midwest, you don't know of what you're missing.

>>8567405
What are unbreaded chicken tenders called?

>>8578198
...chicken?

>>8578262
I just realized how meme-y my post looks. I meant low carb chicken tenders like this http://www.thechunkychef.com/heroin-chicken-tenders/

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i've been using pic related as a dip for everything lately

>>8578014
you have a real high opinion of yourself, dontcha?

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>>8567405
>tendies

I drizzle on abit of [spoiler]kys[/spoiler]

>>8579207
Make sure you double dip next time.

I used to unashamedly love the tendies and honey mustard sauce when we had Outback Steakhouse here in Bongland.

Always saved up my good boy points for them.

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>>8579235

>>8571129
You fell for the marketing

>>8567405
harissa

>>8578082
They do in the UK.