Your own death row and scheduled to be executed in 12 hours -

>>8567340
the sweet taste of freedom.

A Wendy's Triple combo with Dr.Pepper, No Ice.
Like three McDonald's Large Fries with a 20pc McNugget.
And a large Pizza Hut pepperoni pizza.

>>8567361
do you think you'd have the appetite to eat all that?

an ld50 dose of cannabutter

For me it's the McChicken.

For me it is the McChicken

>>8567395
Doesn't really matter if I don't, does it?

Probably be too freaked out to eat anything.

Maybe something sloppy so I shit myself and leave a big mess somebody would have to clean.

>>8567340
a cigarette and a picture of the judges family.

>>8567437
I'd probably want some beer, cigarettes, and just some cheap shitty pizza.

For me it's the McChicken

Crawfish etouffee

For me it's the McChicken

I refuse a last meal out of spite.

If possible haunt everyone involved.

>>8567340
Fried cyanide please

>>8567340
I ask for Fugu just to fuck with people

>>8567476
they just make you the traditional steak dinner and no one will think you're cool or edgy.

One of everything.

>>8567455

Bard?

My dad's good old garlic black pepper chicken.

>>8567340
Interestingly, the people that steadfastly proclaim their innocence to the point where the trigger is pulled, never take a last meal.

You really think we haven't executed the innocent? Take a gander at what countries have the death penalty. We're in very good company.

Toasted cheese and french fries from a greasy diner that also sold fishing bait. it's what I would order after dad and I closed up the family lake cottage on summer weekends.

>>8567510
if this anon ain't gonna have a last meal can I have his???

>>8567340
One celery

>>8567517
Why not a leek?

A french fry stolen from the judge bro

>>8567408
If you don't eat it all you have to pay extra

Hot dog without condiments
A bag of pork rinds
raw onion

>>8568019
Leave the smelliest corpse, not bad

>>8567944
what are they gonna do if you dont, kill you?

>smoked salmon tart
>mersault

>boar ragu w/ fresh papardelle + heaps of pecorino
>cote du rhone

>warm apple frangipane tart & whipped double cream
>Riesling

>high end pralines
>double macchiato
>brandy

taco bell, raising canes, mcdonalds, chic-fil-a and thunderclouds all in one meal.

>>8567340
What did i do to end up in death row?

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If possible, 5-10 lbs of boiled crawfish, with corn, potatoes, and mushrooms. Boudin to round it off.

I would love to eat ms. K. Conways pussy. I bet its all dried out, but a little sriraccha should do the trick.

Like a bucket of borscht with sour cream and rye bread with raw garlic cloves, when I go off in the electric chair somebody is going to be sorry

>>8568123
>thunderclouds
nice

>>8567361
I could probably eat all of that if i tried, id probably regret it later and welcome the sweet embrace of death though.

>1 lb shrimp cocktail w/ cocktail sauce
>porterhouse steak seared in garlic butter and rosemary
>fried chicken cesear salad
>wontons
>cabage-rice or broccoli soup
>battered French fries
>vanilla ice cream
>4 pack of grolsch

Chocolate cake batter and a ghost chili so that I want to die

Turkey Club
Meat Lovers + Green Pepper Pizza from a non-chain
Chicken Tenders + Honey Mustard Sauce
Whoopie Pie for desert.
Sprite to drink.

I'd cook my own last meal. Is that allowed?

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>>8567340
A vial of tears of my victims family members that I have collected over the years.

>>8568128
bank robbery gone wrong

>>8568353
No, the warden doesn't trust inmates with cooking appliances

>>8568128
Your shitposting gave everyone cancer. You will pay with your life.

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I'll take a Schnitzel with bacon and eggs on top and five Edelstoff to drink

I'd probably finally try a Five Guys hot dog. When I occasionally do go there, it seems like such a waste when the burgers are available. I'd have a burger too, naturally.

>>8567340
Checkmate libcucks

2 bratwurst with extra kraut, onions, mustard
A 4 pack of sprecher root beer
A large tin of baklava
Maybe 3 brats.

>>8567400
surprised it took 5 posts desu

>>8567361
wendys doesnt have dr pepper in canada. we have pibb instead.

>>8567395
>>8567415
>>8567476
its not really a last meal any more in most prison systems. its a special meal that is served a day or two prior. that is why some inmates request things like 12 packs of soda.

>>8568458
>wendys doesnt have dr pepper in canada. we have pibb instead.

Good Lord, it really is a frozen, desolate hellhole, completely devoid of civilisation up there.

Haggis.

Good luck getting that into America.

Nothing thank you no point in sustinence if I am to die

A McChicken and some crab legs

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>>8568129
>american crawfish
Will never understand.

Pack of cigarettes, 6 bigmacs and 2 large sprites. I would chainsmoke all of that pack easily after a meal like that.

5lb bag of peanuts, allergic to nuts I would have the last laugh.

>>8567340
I would have to go with all I can eat sushi.

Either fried rice, rice porridge or turkey

>>8568772
No you wouldnt. someone already tried this and they saved him and then put him to death

>>8569223
hehehe

A martini garnish with a hot dog twist and two frozen viennas.

>>8568721
Smoking is bad for your health

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>>8567340
Full English with all the trimmings

>>8568467
I don't know where the fuck you live, but we definitely have Dr pepper.

Also I'd request popcorn kernels and oil. Should make a good show for the electric chair

>>8567340

A cup of the best coffee they'll get me, and two cigarettes.

>>8568458
We definitely have Pepper here. Maybe if you live in bumfuck nowhere they're still using Pibb.

>mcdouble for starter
>tenderloin steak medium-rare and fried duck liver
>a grilled pepper
>mixed sweet potato fries and regular fries
>tiramisu and a chocolate bar
>a milk coffee and a coke

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Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

The same as the executioner

>>8567340
I'd ask that it be prepared by a chef who knows what he's doing. Five courses....
>french onion soup with gruere and mozzerella cheese
>Tomato salad with basil, good olive oil, feta, and maybe some balsamic reduction
>Jumbo shrimp cocktail
>My GamGam's fried chicken (chef can ask for the recipe) along with accompanying sides of southern mac 'n cheese and mustard greens
>banana split

mom's swedish meatballs and sparking water

Semen

>>8568480
A Kinder Surprise for dessert.

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>>8567340

>In the United States, most states give the meal a day or two before execution and use the euphemism "special meal".
> Alcohol or tobacco are usually denied. Unorthodox or unavailable requests are replaced with substitutes. Some states place tight restrictions.
> In Florida, the food for the last meal must be purchased locally and the cost is limited to $40.[2] In Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15. In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal. On one occasion, the warden paid for an inmate's lobster dinner.[3]

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry.
>His last-meal request was for a plate of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions, a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, a bowl of fried okra with ketchup, a pound of barbecued meat with half of a loaf of white bread, a portion of three fajitas, a meat-lover's pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage), a pint of Blue Bell, a serving of ice cream, a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts, and a serving equivalent to three root beers. The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate".[5][6][3][7] The tradition of customized last meals is thought to have been established around 1924 in Texas.[8]

>Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston)

>libtards being in charge of anything.

>>8570585
Why not just put a limit on it, like $50 adjusted for inflation or whatever?

You're about the kill the guy, who's there because he killed somebody.
There's gotta be something that elevates us above them.

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>>8570666
There are certain parts of the US that don't understand "elevates us above them" because they are populated with the worst kinds of scum and having any sense of conventional morality is for pussies and liberals.

Not enough just to have an execution rate on par with the DPRK. Not enough for some innocent people to slip through from time to time. No, you also have to ensure a minimum of dignity throughout the process. Because you know, when someone commits a crime of passion the thing that's foremost on their mind is "will I get lobster before they execute me"

>>8567340
a key bundle out of there and a document acquitting mee of my crime

Triple bacon cheese burger, extra cheese, extra bacon, no bun + wrapped in lettuce, from five guys with their cajun fries

I can die happy every time I eat that

>>8568184
>Grolsch
My man!

>>8568389
This.

>>8569345
Kek

>>8567340
>be me
>be robbed 8 banks
>be murder three clerks cause they tried to be heroes
>be order 2 horse steaks
>be order bee pudding
>be order dr.pepper w/ pickle juice
>be order a copy of hitchhikers guid to be galxy
>be have it roasted and sauted and minced and reformed
>be look at guard and no eat whole time
>be cry when say "you done not eating!"
>be smuggle horse steak to bed
>be fuck horse steak and say"I have hate the politics all along, friend"
>be martyr

>>8567340
I get Chef John to make me four courses, desu.

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FYI most prisons limit your meal to like $50 now, and it cant be food form outside the prison.

A bottle of Shiraz and a bottle of heavily oaked Chardonnay
A half pound of snow crab legs with clarified butter
6 fried shrimp
A 6oz filet mignon, medium rare
Creamed corn from Rudy's
Smoked beef brisket
A sweet potato with butter, cinnamon, and brown sugar
An entire package of King's Hawaiian rolls with garlic butter
Oven roasted asparagus with hollandaise
Creme brulee
A bowl of dark chocolate ganache

Fucking take me after that, I'll have lived all the life I needed to live.

Shrimp cocktail
Shepherd's pie made using my mom's recipe
Baked macaroni and cheese made with cheddar, smoked gouda and bacon
Brussels sprouts pan-fried in butter
A whole loaf of fresh-baked french bread (butter on the side, warmed so that it's spreadable)
Thick-cut steak fries
My grandma's snow pudding
A large chocolate Frosty from Wendy's

>>8567340

prime rib (medium-rare) smothered in Blanton's and melted butter, with a side of garlic parm double-whipped mashed potatoes with gravy, and dijon mustard covered brussels sprouts, paired with a nice bourdeaux and a glass of chilled Jefferson's Reserve.

>>8567340

I ask him to call Cluckin'Bell and order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Steak with my mother's pepper corn and or Stilton sauce and chips (fries) with some tender stem broccoli and a nice real ale.

>>8567340
One of those meals that if made wrong can kill you

>>8567340
Something I'm deathly allergic to so I can kill myself before they kill me.

>>8570819

you have excellent taste

>>8567340
My own dick.


I would rip it off and eat it so they bring me to the hospital and pump my dick out of my stomach and re attach it.

They wouldn't execute a man with a stomach full of cock, They have some compassion

>>8567340
Ruby Tuesday Spicy Chicken Sandwich

>>8568120
Christ son

5 spicy chick fil a sandwiches
a 200pc party tray of the chicken nuggets
5 chipolte burritoes,
5 pounds of general tso chicken
50 pc of spicy tuna rolls
20 2 liter dr peppers

The goal is to see if i either die from ripped open stomach, or see how much I shit when I die.

>>8567340
50 bananas
6 tamales

Good luck

>>8570585

Fucking Lawrence, ruining it for everyone.

I wouldn't take a last meal. They can make the steak dinner, but the guards can eat it.

>>8567340
3 T-Bone Steaks
2 Large bowls of Garlic Mash Potato
1 Jug of Diane Sauce
2 Bows of Chips
10 BBQ Chicken Wings
1 Bowl Spaghetti Bolognese
1L Vodka bottle & 2 Orange juice 1L bottles

probably a rack of ribs
i love ribs

>Jjajangmyeon
>Bear curry from Hokkaido
>The 'best' Philly cheesesteak
>Fresh garlic bread

>>8567340
Spicy shrimp tempura roll with some IPA beer.

>>8567340
burger, fries and drink from the heart attack grill

>is it going to kill me? uhh no.

Lasagna, spaghetti, garlic bread, french fries, a portobello mushroom, breaded shrimps, vanilla coke, chocolate ice cream with whipped cream and strawberries

>>8572028
a hipster on death row for being a faggot order in an IPA is .like a pedophille on death row ordering a kids meal.

>>8570736
Depends on the prison. Most will do fast food, but it has to be readily available. No driving 50 miles to the next town over for In-N-Out kind of shit.

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>>8570731
top kek

>>8567476
That's shit tier spite, if you want to truly spite them you request something which takes lot of time to make and when you get it you throw it on the ground and stomp on it.

>>8572028
Good taste my friend.

>>8567398
kek

>>8568120
Le pappardelle col ragu di cinghiale oibó

I would probably get

Carne asada
Mixed salad with a lot of mostard and onions
Trofie with pesto
Sprite
Malbec wine
Pandoro with Nutella
Cup of Hot chocolate
Espressk coffe

Me dear sweet Ma's Meatballs.

Mom's spaghetti :')

A bottle of red wine.
If they deny me that, I'll just have idk some chips.

For me, it's the McChicken.

>>8570585
What a fucking asshole. Glad he's dead tbqh with you family.

>>8567340
Texas abolished last meal request in 2011. Sorry, you get prison food, anon.

>>8567340
My grandmother's home made lentil soup.

My dad's grilled burritos and corncakes with habenero

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Several buckets of unpopped corn.

I go out with a bang.

>>8573452
>>8573431
these are nice

>>8570736
>>8572107
i would ask for a white castle burger that i had hidden in the walls of said prison when it was being constructed and while the guards try to find it i would plan a escape

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A full on American style thanxgiving dinner with a g\tall glass of sweet tea .A pack of marlboro lights, and a yuengling beer to finish it off.. goodbye cruel world ..and hello Jesus

>>8567340
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/food/599329/World-s-longest-dinner-party-The-200-Club-London-tickets

But I would demand them serving is in 12 hours

>>8573879
>hello jesus

Enjoy your last meal, you killed someone and your meals for eternity will only taste of sulphur. They'll be plenty warm, though.

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100 kilograms of Slim Jims beef jerky

>>8573935
id never murder so... i was framed

>>8573948
ok :p

a jar full of kimchi, beans, two loaves of bread and a couple of pints of yoghurt for dessert

it's gonna be a literal shitshow motherfuckers

>>8570684
>last meal
but you have to eat it anon

>>8570585
>libtard comment

Why? If anything I was surprised it was a Democrat complaining about this. Generally it's 'pubs who get their panties in a twist about any sort of spending, especially when it comes to cases like this.

>>8567340
Foie gras and stake taretare to start. main course is fresh steamed maine lobster and fries whole belly glams with rib eye medium rare. Dessert is spinach pie (cause fuck sweets) a pack of marlboro reds and a botle of J&B scotch.

roast chicken, rice, red beans, side of avocado, and bread and butter. bottle of bookers

A medium rare bone in rib eye steak
A pound of snow crab legs
Some green beans
Some mashed potatoes
A bag of microwave popcorn
A slice of cheesecake
A glass of water
One liter of Dr. Pepper
A fifth of Smirnoff

>>8570585
>wah $50 of food was wasted by someone we're gonna kill
>meanwhile it costs like $100k a year just to be on death row

>>8572846

You're just spiting some cook that you've never met or some other stranger who has literally nothing to do with you

What does that accomplish

>>8567510

You can google last meals innocents and be proven wrong on the count that people who proclaim they are innocent never request a final meal.

Also proves your second point on executing innocents.

>>8574271

Waste is waste, anon.

>>8567340

Pretty sure Commiefornia doesn't even do last meals anymore because Liberals hate everything forever, so...?

Spartak cake, it's remind me of my mom before I die.

>>8570585
texas democrats have an identity crisis thanks to LBJ. very different from blue state libs

plain grilled salad chicken, water, saltine crackers with the salt rubbed off. mayo with a single egg yolk and canola oil for chicken. NO SALT OR SPICES!!!!

Unleavened bread and red wine.

Double bacon jalapeño cheese burger, whole apple pie, pint of vanilla ice cream, pot of black coffee.

>>8570736
>cant be food form outside the prison

whats the fucking point then?

>>8567340
A bowl of eggs

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A couple of gin bucks, beef stew with lightly toasted / buttered french bread, and an after-dinner cigar.

>>8567513
Have you finished your homework?

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The heart of everybody in a 10 mile radius, of course. I would just start a fire and be assumed dead

>>8567340
3lbs dungenes crab, 2 lbs stone crab claws. Filet mignon steaks. Loads of butter, salt, and sapporo to wash it down.

am i forced to use the toilet before my execution?

At least black people don't do some edgy stupid shit or refuse a last meal. They're smart, they take full advantage and don't fuck around with that shit. Mean while, white people get a pea as their last meal or order a shit ton of food, not eat a bite, and ruin it for everyone.

I wish /ck/ could have a picnic meetup called "The Last Meal" where we all fork over money to pool and buy an epic last meal for the entire board (or at least those that come). Each successful last meal meet up would add another "Last" to the title. So the second one would be "The Last Last Meal" and then "The Last Last Last Meal" and so on.

>>8575520
>and sapporo to wash it dow
then what was the point

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>>8570585


>libtards
>texas

Pick only one

>>8575544
tfw feds raid the picnic because they think its a taiwanese basket weaving forum suicide pact meetup

Steak med rare, cheesesteak, bacon cheeseburger cheese fries, milkshake, sorullos, baby back ribs, honey mustard, cheez wiz, and BBQ on side. Corn with honey butter.

Cinnamon pretzels and kettle corn too with churros

Fuck it I'm dying like this feel like I'm missing a few things.

Bratwurst, baked potato with butter, fried vegetables, two large bread rolls, a small cheese wheel.
A small strawberry cheese-cake. A half-liter of lemonade tea with a bottle of red wine.

I probably would have fasted the day before so I would actually have an appetite. I'm also not letting the warden eat with me, it will ruin the moment.

>>8570585
>In Louisiana, the prison warden traditionally joins the condemned prisoner for the last meal.
Why would either party want to do this?

>>8576371
And condiments for the Bratwurst too obviously.

Not a southerner, but I would request...

Chicken Fried Steak, the kind that has extra butter on it rather than gravy. (Is that a thing or did my mom try to make me fat?)
Peas and Carrots, drowning in butter. Like serve it in a fucking bowl drowning
Soft buttery biscuits (I think I'm just craving butter atm)
A nice large, ice cold glass of Dr Pepper.
And some sort of pineapple flavored ice cream

Also enough of a portion size where I can eat so much and need a nap afterwards.

Scotch Fillet
Medium Cut Chips
Guinness Sauce
Dr Pepper

ask the chef to surprise me and make it hearty

2kg of beef jerky

My mums lasagne which is delicious but also gives me diarrhoea because it's so rich so I'll have nasty shits at the time of my execution. McDonalds chips, cheeseburger and mchicken. Raw broad beans.

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A homecooked meal from my mom. I haven't had one of those in years. I miss you, mom.

20 dollars worth of fried potatoes, 20 dollars worth of weiners, also fried, a large pepsi, catsup, mustard and spices

>>8577660
gee, bill

I just thought of something. could order a ton of food and eat it and throw up all over the place to make a huge mess for them to clean up. I think I'd do that.

>>8567340
A salad with some olive oil, nothing bitter please. I'm not that hungry.

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>>8567340
>medium rare steak and chips
>1.5 liter Cherry Coke
>pint of Fudge ripple ice cream
>salad
>pumpkin pie

Olive with the pit still in it.

>>8577824
Why. WHY.

>>8576382
yeah, that just seems super weird and uncomfortable. Like, thanks for making my life a living hell for 10 years, lets have dinner!

>>8577824
At first I thought they were gonna cook it into a pancake, and I was mostly on board.

But this was just wrong

>>8577824
humanity was a mistake

>>8570830
kek

>>8574851
I think it's texas that doesn't do last meals, man.

>>8568458
I'm from canada, what the shit is pibb?
I'm pretty sure they have dr. pepper, at least on the east coast they do.

I honestly don't think I have enough good taste to have a decent last meal. I'd probably just get some good ass ramen and cheap wine or something.

>>8575544
Yeah, that definitely sound like a suicide pact in the making.

>>8567340
Taco Bell so when I die I'll have spicy explosive diarrhea all over.

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>>8568772
I understand that reference.

Kobe beef steak with salt and pepper.
Several fresh toasts and foie gras.
Chicken soup made from whole ogranically free grown rooster with literally every edible part included.
For drink i would like some quality rakia from my homeland and mineral water.

>>8577930

What kind of fragile goddamn tissue paper digestive tract do you have?

An unlimited buffet

>>8577947
Was a joke.

>>8567340
A Big Mac and diet coke

>>8568445
Five Guys hot dogs are top fucking tier, but unfortunately (at least where I live), cost nearly the same price as their burger, which is a rip-off.

nothing.

>>8574271
Its actually more expensive to kill someone than to house them in jail for 40 years

>>8577932
came here to post this.

>>8567340
>"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

>>8567340
Three dozen MRE's the smell will be unholy.

>>8578016
>Unlimited buffet

Ah ah ah, im not done yet. Wait til im done with my unlimited buffet to kill me, and refill my Dr. Pepper.

>>8570830
Extra dip...

>>8569348
how do you get that pic? do you actually go up and order a mcgangbang? i am too nervous to ask for it but i really want one.

>>8567408
They might not let other inmates get to pick their last meals
>happened in Texas

>>8567340
Big bowl of frito pie and banana pudding.
Shit is trash tier but I can't think of anything more comforting to me.

>>8575544
No, what you do is start with like 10 "lasts" in the title and count down

>>8567340
double double animal style, double meat double cheese jalapeno whataburger, double culver's deluxe, 2 cherry limeades from braum's

>>8567340
Korean bbq and some strawberry ice cream that has chocolate chunks in it along with a dr pepper.

>>8567340
Gordon Ramsay's Christmas Beef Wellington (the whole thing, not a slice), with a side of canned peas with butter and salt, a gallon of 2% Fairlife milk, and for dessert, a blend of 1 part creamy Jif to 2 parts vanilla ice cream.

Nostalgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXIPhxL5XA

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About 10 servings off chicky parm from the place I like and 10 PB cup blizzards. 5 fifths of various liquor so I can drink myself to death after and save some taxpayer money on that injection.

>>8577824
chicken tendies, storebought kaesar salad and four 1l containers of miracle whip

the budget's like $25, right?

>>8579558
In America, we have a $50 limit and nothing unreasonable bevause you "clever" fags kept abusing the system, committing heinous murders and then asking for the worlds rarest truffle and shit. And alcohol/tobacco have always been denied/banned.
Play the game right if you want to play

>>8567340
9001 10Ds wit honey dill foe dippin

That one fish that might kill you, and hope it actually kills me so I can stick it to the man one last time

Are you limited to local delivery or available pickup locations or will they get you some shit that's only available from your hometown?

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>>8567340
Two large servings of Pasta piccante and 48 cans of Redbull. hopefully the amounts of caffeïne would finish me before the execution.

Black coffee, soft-pack marlboro red/camel, and pumpkin pie.

>>8581161

wtf. If you're not a troll, please explain.

That's not even a meal.

>>8578913
it's a secret menu item

>>8581167
Shut up

>>8581173

fight me

>>8581167
Im no citizen of US.. so never had a pumpkin pie before.

>>8567517
Better be organic

>>8578913
You do realize you can just order a mcdouble and a McChicken by themselves and make it yourself. Its not rocket science. Fyi, its called the McDank (at least where i live)

>>8579558
>Five fifths
Am I missing the obvious joke here?

Nothing, let's just start the execution now pls.

>>8580687
$50 seems to be such an arbitrary limit to impose on someones last meal before execution, especially in contrast to the cost in (PRIVATELY OWNED) incarceration. Why not $100? How many people are you fucking killing where last meals are a solid place to lower overheads?
$50, I can barely order a steak and mushroom sauce in my city.

>>8582901
750mls of liquor is called a fifth.

large beef chow mein with six fried eggs
a meat lovers pizza
a large slice of chocolate mudcake with ice cream
apple cider

Three daves triple combos from wendy's, a large order of orange chicken with rice, a 2 litre bottle of pepsi, and a large strawberry cheesecake blizzard from dairy queen

>>8567340
Olive Garden endless breadsticks

>>8583057

bretty gud

gatorade with the stuff that's gonna kill me in it.

>>8573935
Eh, he's a homophobic jerk anyway.

>>8577824
Is this a method of execution now?

I would like a full tasting menu from thefatduck.

it's okay, i can wait.

Is there any way at all that you'd be able to kill yourself with your last meal?

>>8574851
cant do last meals without a death penalty

Two buckets of KFC and enough biscuits n gravy too match

>>8572012
So do I!

>>8578759
>Citation needed.

A prisonner cost us 70K per year here up north.
I fail to see how it is cheaper than a 10 cents bullet.

Some fresh peyotes with a side green and yellow stem beans and butter.

A bacanator and a patty melt with avocado, wendy's ghost pepper fries, cheddar's chicken tenders, a set of eel rolls, strawberry whataburger malt and cheesecake from cheesecake factory with my dad's homemade praline's. All the best bites in one meal

>>8583470
>I fail to see how it is cheaper than a 10 cents bullet.

Becuase you're not taking into account the fact that people sit on death row for years while they go through the mandatory appeals process & other legal matters. The cost comes from the long incarceration, all the legal expenses involved, etc.

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>>8567340
Unfortunatly the state i live in executes manchilds :(
Tendies all the way till death do is part.

20 Mozzarella sticks
Bowl of loaded mash potatoes
Blue Rare Steak
Large stuff crust pizza with everything on it
And a gallon tub of birthday cake ice cream.
Also one truffle since I've never had one.

2 Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburgers
1 Bacon Stuffed Crust Meat Lovers from Pizza Hut
1 Pan crust Meat Lovers from Pizza Hut
3-lbs of Butterfly Shrimp
3-lbs of Grilled Eel
half of a Reese's Peanut Butter Cheesecake
6-pk of Old English "800"

I ask that these not be all in one meal but rather my entire meal throughout the course of the day.

If I don't die of a heart attack, then I'm definitely messing up the chair

>>8567944
oh gee i have to pay extra right before i fucking die
go fuck yourself retard

>>8578913
>>8578913
you make it yourself, dumbass

>>8567340
My own death row? Sweet! I've always wanted one of those!

>>8567400
>>8567402
McChickenMind

>>8567340
Pour me some fucking tea Jum

>>8567340
A tall glass of pussy juice.

Fried chicken livers
Fried okra
Baked beans
Potato salad (cold)
Cole slaw
And a half gallon of whole milk

One pound of shrimp scampi
10 oz ribeye medium well
Grilled asparagus
Garlic mashed potatoes
One cob of corn
Water
And a large Orange Julius for dessert

For me it's the McChicken

>>8577824

Is that even cook? Looks raw and doughy. Also why...

Number 9

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>>8567340
Do I own death row, or am I on death row.
If I own death row, I'm going to eat the chard flesh of the guy after we electrocute him.

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>>8570585
"Inappropriate.'

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>>8574985
I mean, after reading this thread, if it were me I would order as much of their prison slop as I could and make the biggest fucking mess of it I could just as one last final fuck you.

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>>8577824
This seems like something the Joker would do.

>>8577824
What's the white stuff? Pancake mix?

>>8576382
Probably like Game of Thrones where Ned Stark said to only give people the death penalty if you're willing to swing the sword.

It's pretty based if you ask me. I imagine Prisoner is willing to admit his guilt and deserves his punishment. For real if you're on Death Row the case was open and shut you're guilty.

>>8568458
ah okay, I think he means from the freestyle machine. ironically the only place you can get pib up here.

>>8577933
Seeing as you didn't specify, you're getting that steak well-done, pleb.

>>8567340
Alright inmate what do you want for your last meal?
>oh nothing please
>trying to watch my figure

>>8577824
seeing this was the new lowpoint of my life.

>>8568458
where the fuck are you from i have lived in 4 different provinces all over this country and have never, not once, seen a wendy's selling pibb for godsakes

i think the last time i even saw a pibb was in a new brunswick gas station on my way to halifax

>>8587406
ice cream

its one of those reverse-hotplates that they use to make street-ice-cream in vietnam n shit

>>8570417
this guy gets it

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>>8567340

A Reuben (made right), crispy-ass fries, some Blanton's, and an after-dinner mint because I'm going to go out in style

>>8587564
Ah, right. Thanks.

>>8567340
Whatever is most inconvenient.

I'LL HAVE 2 NUMBER 9s

>>8567340
semen

for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

>>8573788
underrated post

>>8567340
2 Dozen hard boiled eggs and a gallon of whole milk.

>>8567360
They let you go and shoot you from a distance.

Human shit. Preferable a girl's.

catfish
home fried red potatoes
coleslaw
baked beans
jalapeno hushpuppies
red onion and lemon slices
sweet tea with lots of pebble ice
vanilla wafer banana pudding
cup of tartar sauce

>>8567340
A bottle of Blair's Mega Death Hot Sauce

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>>8581007
Actually if you weigh 125 pounds, you need 106.64 cans of redbull to die

>>8567398
Acid would be better. Imagine dying while tripping balls on acid kek

A dozen oysters on a half shell, clams cocktail, filet mignon cooked medium rare, two lobster tails, and a bottle of dom perignon.

>>8570585
>Oklahoma, cost is limited to $15
Why even bother? What the fuck can you get for $15?

>>8590992

I had to reverse engineer your post and I amazed that such calculators exist.

>>8591069

Not even fast food these days. I hadn't been to taco Bell in YEARS and decided to give it a whirl again. It was about $15 with a drink. I ordered 4 items.

>>8591657
>about to be executed in OK
>sir, what would you like for your last meal?
>I'll take 4 items from Taco Bell and a soda please
>that's a little pricey sir, but we can get you 3 items. Enjoy your final meal and death.

>>8590920
Georgia or South Carolina?

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a whole plate full of meat loaf and mashed potatos with like 7 kinds of gravy

>>8574273
>>8567476
order a fuck ton of cabbage and shit that will make your shit reek after you poop yourself when you die

>>8591858
No idea who she is, but her tits look to be spectacular.

>>8583470
((((lawyers))) requiring everyone on death row gets a gorrilian appeals

>>8573935
jokes on you padre gave me a confession 1 minute before i got friend

>>8591868
fuko

>>8568503
What do you not understand?
Genuinely curious, not shitposting (for once).

>>8567340
Hummus served on the glorious tits of Gail Simmons and a nice dry red wine poured over her pasta-friendly belly

>>8567510
Who cares?

Chipotle and a Large Papa Johns Pepperoni za'

>>8570830
I'm not following that fucking train again.

Natto cake anyone?

>>8590999
there is no LD50 for LSD. Then again, the LD50 for cannabutter is so high that you'd be dead for overeating before you even got there.

I'd order a big breakfast like I used to have on the weekends in college plus a couple extras. Biscuits and gravy, an omelet loaded with goodies, yogurt with fresh fruit and granola, coffee, sweet tea, buttered toast, hash browns, two oatmeal raisin cookies, and a single scoop of butter pecan ice cream.

a six-pack of tenga eggs

>>8575721
Austin

>>8567340
More fried chicken than I can possibly eat
A tall glass of orange juice (some pulp)
Just one heaping spoonful of nutella for dessert

>>8592018
Not him, but for me crawfish aren't worth the effort. Theyre inferior to both lobster and shrimp, all else being equal

>>8567340
For me it's the McChicken®

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>>8592276
every time

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>>8590999
Alduos Huxley, the british writer, did just that. He had his wife inject a syringe full of LSD while on his deathbed. Of ourse he wrote "Doors of Perception."

>>8587122
SEAsian icecream with a bigmac or some shit mixed in.

>>8592274
To me they're breddy fun to cook and eat.
A pile of those red little twats, a few dishtowels and various seasoned/spiced melted butters, shit's cash.

>ask for coke and mentos
>they cant refuse
>sip down the entire bottle of coke
>force l the mentos down my throat at once
>die in style

>>8592579
Make sure you ask for a movie night where everyone watches Scanners first.

If I killed a prostitute I'd ask for a bowl of boiled eggs

The bubble bass burger