Try to name a sexier tasting food. I dare you.

Green Olive.

>>8566647
literally any other food in the entire world olives fucking suck

>>8566726
Child

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>>8566798
/thread

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>>8566647
>name a sexier tasting food

ok

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>>8566647

>>8566647
Looking at it close up kind of makes you want to fuck it

>Canned olives
Trashman.jpg

If I was going to call a food sexy, I think I'd go with some kind of fruit, maybe mango or kiwi. Tangy and exotic.

Toro
/thread

>>8566793
They do taste like shit, you're probably just some fag who likes them cause you think they look cute in a cocktail or some shit.

Olives fucking suck for everything except making oil

>>8566798
Wait what is that yellow stuff? Looks too light for caramel

>>8567130
It's just a coloured super sugary syrup substance that's runnier than the white stuff, cadbury creme eggs are pure diabeetus.

>>8567130
That would be the "creme".

>liking olives

/ck/ contrarians at their finest

>>8567127
Oil is shit tho.

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>>8566647
>>8566935

olives are great, I could eat them all day. I mix them with my scrambled eggs, it's pretty good.

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>>8566647
In my book, just ripe strawberry taste better than meh black olive.

>>8568415
Yeah, olive oil is pretty shit I must admit but fuck, it's the only use for olives that doesn't suck complete shit apart from compost.

The only reason I'd use it myself is if I was cooking at another persons place and they didn't have any other oil

I prefer vegetable/canola oil or actual fat for cooking

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>>8568471
>hexane-extracted oil
What I do is not use any oil, because I'm better than you ;)

>>8566647
Olives are like candy to me.

>>8568486
How the fuck do you cook without shit like eggs and pancakes sticking to the pan.

Got you there wiseguy

>>8568489
They kind of are candy. They have less protein per calorie than dates.

>>8568499
I don't eat eggs, because my actions are objectively better than yours :^), and I'd use a nonstick pan for pancakes if I liked pancakes, or just deal with them sticking to cast iron or carbon steel. I usually prefer to eat other stuff because anything made with whole wheat flour is more energy dense than pretty much all my other meals (I prefer to remain at my current fat content), and I like to avoid the carcinogens that form when cooking pancakes.

>>8566647
Black AKA California olives aren't allowed to ripen naturally. Try to buy another kind like purple Kalamata instead.

>>8566798
fucking awful
get out

>>8566650
fpbp desu senpai

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>>8566798
this isn't the worst food ever thread

>>8566726
>>8566793
>>8567127
>>8568415

"It's shit." "No, YOU'RE shit."

What wonderful, mature, articulate discussion. Seriously - how old is everyone here?

>>8568523
What are you talking about? Different olive cultivars have different color when ripe. Some are better green, some black, some suit both. Why would kalamatas be the only black olives that are naturally ripened?

>>8568591
This is a cartoon website, not an academic journal.

>>8568591
10 years old obviously

>>8568518
You only eat glue, got it

>>8568591
im eight, shithead

>>8568597
Most of the black-colored olives sold in stores are are picked unripe/green then pumped into storage tanks with extra oxygen to turn them black and quickly brined in lye or other chemicals to preserve them which compromises their flavor and texture for a cost advantage.
https://mic.com/articles/107536/if-you-absolutely-despise-olives-there-could-be-a-good-reason-why#.Pfjstvqda
http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/09/guide-to-olive-varieties.html

Green olives are awesome but black olives taste like shitty metal

>>8566647
Testicle stretchers aren't food.

>>8566647
Black olives are okay.
But kalamata are superior in every possible way.
/thread

>>8566881
>mat jag aldrig kommer att smaka.

>>8568699
I guess I'm glad I'm not murrikan then.

>>8568610
>>8568642
GET OUTTTRT

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>>8566798
I remember the first time I tried these, it was around Easter or so. I went over to a friends house and he had a whole basket of these things. He hyped them up as the best thing ever and wanted me to try them. "Best thing ever", what a fucking joke. There's just way too much of that creme substance, I gagged. It's like you've got a mouthful of sugary semen. Never again.

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>>8566647

Warm and moist with a pleasing texture. Not just for eating too.

>>8570109

>tfw no gf to do the grapefruit method on me

https://youtu.be/HDzAwfSI1sw

>>8570127
I love this video but the sounds are horrendous

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>>8566647
I do love black olives, but I gotta stick to the glass jarred kalamatas or something superior to that. Anything in a can is garbage. They're great in homemade red sauces for pasta.

To address your question I just love white chocolate raspberry cheesecake, it's like crack. If we're talking savory or plant things I could eat mushrooms forever.

>>8566798
Can't stand 'em, even as a kid I found them too syrupy and unappealing. More power to you.

>>8566930
Fascinating! What does it taste like?

>>8570109
Pink grapefruit is great shit. Love it on its own.

>>8570175
Being a paté, it's extremely rich and tends to be heavily seasoned with things like salt, black pepper, bay leaf, thyme, etc.

The boar meat itself is awesome. It's a much more flavorful version of pork, more like red meat. It might be a bit gamy if you ate it on its own, but it's perfect for a paté, where its stronger flavor helps it stand out from the fat and seasoning.

It's pretty much the best thing ever when spread on warm baguette.

>>8566647
pussy

>>8566647
cum

>>8566647

Black olives literally taste like salty milk and coins.

>>8568489
olives are my favorite snack, hands down. just got to small buckets of Moroccan olives and they are fucking great

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These are so comfy

>>8570175
That's some good looking 'go 'za