People are waiting hours to eat this cookie dough

Imagine how long they'd wait for real cookies.

>>8563120
>People are waiting hours to eat this cookie dough

Hipsters are waiting hours to eat this cookie dough

>>8563120
People are waiting hours to eat this cookie dough

>>8563120
It's not that hard to understand when you reverse the roles that icecream is worth more than the people, not a single scoop but the whole concept of it

>>8563126
cookies isnt a meme that gets retweeted by YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY

women sure are interesting.

All of our lives are so wretched at this point that we'll take any distraction.

>>8563153
The concept of people is worth more than the concept of ice cream though. dumbass

>>8563158
>We have to fuck these things to keep the species going

this is the cruelest reality

This is what rarefags look like

>>8563181
what are rarefags

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>>8563290

>>8563295
ooh of course

>>8563120
Well there's yet another "Shit, I should have come up with that" NYC moment. Good for her.

>>8563351
What's especially good for them is that it's hardly a risky business. I can't really see a safe-to-consume raw cookie dough shop going bankrupt anytime soon. I understand the novelty wears off as time goes by but it's still something people will go to.

>>8563173
You're doing a service to society
*tips fedora*

(((People))) are waiting hours to eat this cookie dough.

stupid yuppie hipster foodie ironic memeing faggots le OMGzorz i cant wait to eats ALL DHE COOKIE DOE XDD

>>8563425
?

>>8563351
>>8563365
theres a website called edoughables thats been doing this for years, its nothing new really, just happens to be in new york so the retards flock to it

Another group of anons behind the times of infantile creations making great strides

>>8563458
people in new york are so empty that they wait for a dumb new food thing so they can stand in line and talk about it. cupcakes, cronuts, cookie dough.

we'd be better off if it just sunk into the ocean.

>>8564114
how's flyover doing for you, jerry?

>>8564114
from a flyover, visit NY a bit. guarantee if this opened in gravyville it would have a line. each chicken-filay store had a campout before grand opening for free shit for a year and choo choo went the gravy train.

>>8563120
>inb4 some faggot rants about muh salmonella
You can use things like apple sauce to act as a binder

Would cookie dough work as a 'za base?
Strawberry/raspberry coulis as sauce, white choccy as cheese and pepperoni as pepperoni.

That's crazy. She should expand. And that back story about almost dying from ice cream giving her the motivation to sell cookie dough made me laugh aloud. I don't live in the hugest town, but sometimes I pass this breakfast place and people line up twenty or thirty feet to get in and wait for an hour. I don't get why they don't just go somewhere else lmao who wastes their time like that? And what kind of business allows that waste? Get a bigger shop. I tried skipping the line one day by using my time machine to just zap myself to the front but because I kept appearing instantaneously, they just thought I was a sneaky cutter so that didn't even help me get in and I refuse to wait in real time like a normie.

>>8564351
Salmonella chances in a real country is something like 1 in 100,000. Shitty sickly American eggs that are dropped in chicken shit still results in an egg that has a 1 in 10,000 chance of getting you sick.

>>8563120
Trendy bullshit.
Just like that stupid Pokemon Go atrocity.

>>8564460

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>>8563158
Epic

I don't get it, raw cookie dough gives me the fart-farts.

>>8563120
Hipsters (normies) are idiots, what else is new?

>>8563126
About twenty more minutes

ice cream is so commonplace now that people don't really understand how more energy, time, and technology it takes to make and distribute. it used to be kind of a luxury. now cookie dough and ice cream seem equally as mundane, I suppose.

>>8564937
you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

>>8564351
She just uses eggs. Almost all eggs used for commercial baking are liquid eggs, and also pasteurized. You can drink them raw and be fine. Most commercially available cookie dough is completely okay to eat raw despite disclaimers to the contrary.

unbaked flour can fuck your stomach up, but you'd have to eat a lot of it.

Why is it new york always having dumb fad?
Shouldn't they be less susceptible given the all the options available?

fuck off clickbait

kill your fucking self

>>8564460
sorry your country can't afford pasteurization

>>8564970

It's because New York is full of creatives who have the time and resources to brainstorm new and exciting ideas.

I feel like that's too much dough, it would be the equivalent of an entire batch of cookies. I can see the appeal of a little ball of dough while you're baking, but this seems excessive. I noticed a container of this at my local supermarket as well, in the refrigerated case near the pudding and yogurt etc.

>>8565693

The city is full of semi-rich people with too much discretionary income and they are all just waiting for the next 6 dollar item they can show off.

The rest of America would do this too if they had more discretionary income. Silicon Valley and San Francisco also have things like this constantly. Less so in Silicon Valley because the people that live there have engineering tact and values and are busy changing the world with technology... But any place with rich people will have these little fads pop up.

Thanks for shilling this OP, I'll go on my next lunch break

I tried it out. You'll get sick of it after the 3rd bite and regret buying it, but those 3 bites are reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally realy good.

>>8564887
That was epic. That was epic, for the wiiiiiiin. :^)

>>8563173
>Implying that you've ever fucked a woman

>>8563120
Sugar is a hell of a drug.

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>$4 a scoop

That's like 1 cookie

>>8563120
>Explain this.

Urbanites are cancer.

>>8563290

People who like Banjo-Kazooie

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>>8568391

>>8564933
kek

>>8565863
I'm from Holland, here we say "epic for the windmill".

>>8563120

Just another meme food in a meme restaurant.

>>8563132
Kek.

>>8563295
Saved. Thanks for donating this.

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>>8563120
I would get it take it home make cookies from it and brag about how much better the cookies were

>>8563171
not those people tho

>>8563132
This. Most people in that line are there just to post it on instagram.

>>8564364
Yes it can work

>>8564933
great stuff

>>8563126
After living alone for a while, I decided cookies are better than cookie dough. I don't eat that kind of stuff anymore, but I may try this tomorrow, maybe with dates instead of meme sugar:

https://holistichormonehelp.com/2017/01/24/double-chocolate-chip-cookies-gf-vegan/