Why did this trigger me so much?

>>8556416
wat teh fak did i just read tho
mayo....
on salad.......
wut

>>8556416

Wa la....a dish fit for a king. Or one really hungry man!

Because you have no meaningful goals in life and thus waste your energy and emotion on pettiness.

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Mexican abortions

>>8556416
>grilled sausages.

>>8556427
>implying mexicans get abortions

>>8556426
this

this also explains most of people

i can't handle being around people who just talk about politics or media or anything meme but do nothing in their own lives

>>8556420
honestly, not that weird.
caesar salad?

>>8556427
that might look bad but it tastes delicious if done properly and it's probably the most complete single meal there is as far as nutrition goes

also it's probably from spain

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>>8556416
Because that post is pretentious as fuck while the dish really is just some simple shit slammed together. It looks like a 5 year old autistic child plated it.
>hurrduur muh neat separation

>>8556426 is making a point though, why the fuck do you need to post it here?

wa la

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>papprika

I know that feeling. Fucking millenials.

>>8556420
Its the base of every creamy salad dressing

>>8556416
Because you redacted the most important part? Because this is actually your din-din that you are so proud of? Because mummy was your online "Like" on din-din?

>>8556416
Because it's shit some white trash 65 year old man would post on Facebook in between pictures of skulls with fire on them and shared posts from classic rock radio stations.

You are such a bunch of hipster faggots. You try too hard to be 'gourmet'. Eat whatever you want, faggot. You are just a bunch of spoiled brats

I don't know how you people can function while using fagbook. You guys gotta delete that shit...

>>8557288
Look out with those edges, gaylord

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>>8556427
>Mexican

>>8556420

Americans actually eat a lot of mayo salad... seeing these threads I understand why minorities make fun of white americans.

>>8557327
>Americans actually eat a lot of mayo salad
What America are you talking about

Why do people use facebook? I can't think of even one good reason.

>>8557338
Because you're not in it

>>8557327
that fuck? I have lived in the north, south, and i have never seen someone put mayo on a salad. Thats fucking gross.

>>8557362
>fucking gross
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>>8557338
To jack off to your friend's cleavage

>>8557296
>uses facebook
>calls someone else gaylord

Fuck off underage faggot

>>8556416
Here's what got me about that:

- The mayo based salad dressing is very early 20th Century American, and is the kind of shit that made American food seem like a joke to the rest of the world. Putting cheese in with a mayo dressed salad is particularly redneck.

- The "made up" sauce on the sausages is actually kind of classic, but commenting on finding it "hot and spicy" makes the guy look like a retard.

- This is a pretty lazy meal, and the fact that this guy is so impressed with himself for putting it together that he had to post a pic of it is kinda pathetic.

- The plate is pretty high in fat but almost free of carbs. People who eat like this usually have severely misguided notions about why they're fat.

>>8556420
mayonnaise is in most salads. salad dressings are always a combo of a fat, and a vinegar. mayo is one

>coleslaw
>caesar
>ranch
>bleu cheese
>thousand island
>russian
>have i made my point yet

>>8557435
>mayonnaise is in most salads
Depends on where you live. Mayo based salad dressings are very early 20th Century American. They're still popular, particularly in places that were rural a few generations ago (or still are). But vinaigrette is still the classic salad dressing once you get away from chain restaurants and suburban supermarkets.

>>8557464
this guy basically made chili dogs and coleslaw and somehow its 'cringy' because theres mayo, and hot dogs, or something

'''classic''' salad dressing here means, 'my personal favorite', because upscale restaurants are just as afraid of '''pleb mayo''' ruining their aesthetic as your typical /ck/ shitposter trying to feel good about themselves.

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>>8556416
Only Amerisharts get triggered.
Fucking limp wristed, safe space, liberal faggots.

>>8557482
tfw your autism prevents you from reading context

>>8557478
>this guy basically made chili dogs and coleslaw and somehow its 'cringy'
Considering that enough of an accomplishment to post a pic of it online is cringey as fuck. It's the very smallest step above wifey material.

>>8556649
Yeah, the BASE, not the whole dressing.

It's the base of a lot of salad dressings, but then you put in a fuckton of herbs and mix it around until it doesn't taste like shit, you don't just use straight mayo as dressing.

>>8557435
>have i made my point yet

Yea, you're a fattie