RANCH DRESSING GENERAL

>>8555307

Ranch dressing is the ketchup of fat adults

>>8555316
fat is good for you though

also this is /ck/ not /fit/ ffs

>>8555335

Fat is good for you. Being fat isn't. There's no reason food can't be healthy and delicious. try making a spinach salad with walnuts, cherry tomatoes, mandarin orange slices, and a raspberry vinaigrette. Why even bother eating a salad if you are going to dump 400 calories of ranch dressing on it?

>>8555307
Ranch is fucking disgusting, are you a fat woman?

>>8555365
is this whole board full of judgemental cunts? i'm asking for ranch dressing recommendations and you are on about raspberry vinaigrette. I like vinegrette too but that's not what this thread is about, make your own gay salad thread

>>8555365
>rasberry vinaigrette

What a faggot.

>>8555381

So how fat are you? Have you hit 400lbs yet?

chef of 10+ years. ill sell you the best recipe for ranch youve ever had.

>>8555386

Hey fuck you, it's great on a spinach salad. Not really much else, but still...

>>8555397
Nahh I hate sweet vinaigrette.
Balsamique is where its at.

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>>8555396
>buying something from 4chan
haha no

>>8555396
how much?

>>8555406

I hate it too. That's why I like making it with raspberries. They aren't a sweet berry. Sour and tart.

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>hi /ck/ what are some good fried chicken recipies?

>oh didn't you know fried chicken is unhealthy and racist towards PoC's? try some fair trade pan-fried tofu and kale pozwraps, they are delicious and super healthy, you fat fuck

>>8555453

Racism towards poc is a myth created by Jews. There is no such thing as a poc. The only people are white.

I buy almost any store brand ranch and then thin it with buttermilk to my preferred consistency. I use ranch for non-salad stuff only though.

>>8555381
>is this whole board full of judgemental cunts?
yes.

>>8555510

They must be new...

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This one is pretty dope.

desu my all time fav is to just pick up a hidden valley ranch mix packet, and just do 1 cup milk 1 cup mayo.

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>>8555463
>The only people are white.
If it ain't white, it ain't right.

>>8555544
thanks, now we're getting somewhere

worked at dairy queen, can confirm
everyone ordering ranch was a fat fuck

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This is good, it's THICC though.

>>8555660
dont blame it on the ranch, could be a coincidence

>>8555307
May I offer /ck/ some advice? That awesome ranch dressing they served in your high school cafeteria is made with the packet of ranch mix with equal parts mayo and buttermilk. Enjoy your nostalgia.