>Oh man I love coffee
>Orders an Iced Mocha Caramel Soy Machiator with chocolate drizzle and whipped cream
>Hahaha need my coffee :)
>Black coffee?? Ewww lol
>>8555228
I'm drinking Hitler coffee. Dark roast with a little cream and a small square of dark chocolate melted in. Good shit! Might make it an evening tradition.
There's already a meme coffee drinker hate thread >>8541809
Read the fucking catalog and delete this one you faggot
>>8555446
you might have an intolerance to eggs
that's kind of how it starts
try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up
>>8555228
>Machiator
nice meme
I don't give two shits about coffee but I go to the cafe to talk to my friend who's a barista and her manager would get mad if I didn't buy anything. so I order the sugar filled caramel latte and she'll put a heart or someother cute design in it for me. fuck coffee, it's gross
>being autistic about peoples coffee choice
What, did you run on of ceiling tiles to count?
>>8555476
How is it being a man child?
I guess you don't like sage unless you chew on raw sage leaves, huh?
>>8555228
Gordon a cute.
Just drink your slop and shut the fuck up.
Gordon Ramsey looks like one permanently pissed off baby.
>>8555228
People like this piss me off. And if you insist on getting your abomination version of a coffee that has 700 calories and enough fat to keep a bear comfortable all Winter, at least do yourself a favour and get it from some place decent instead of that shit hole fuck zone called Starbucks.
>>8555807
Same. If you're so obsessed with coffee, make it and sweeten it yourself. It's better that way.
Then again, since when has anyone who goes to Starbucks actually made something on their own?