>don't even talk to me until I've had my morning cup

anyone who owns this mug should be necklaced.

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>>8541819
Some of us NEED our morning joe to get us going nerd

>>8541809
I practically never drink coffe and never have these problems.
I think coffee drinker need cofffee because they drink coffee.

>>8541825
the only thing you need is a fucking detox

>>8541835
Yeah well you need to shut up your mouth LOL pwnd

I've never gotten any energy from caffeine. Disappointing.

>>8541840
>LOL pwnd

>People who like to talk your ear off before you've had your coffee in the morning

If you're one of those people, you deserve death.

>>8541809
>my morning cup
>cup
This is what gives these pretentious fucks away. First, it takes around 15 minutes until caffeine starts working. Second, no proper (addicted) coffee drinker is happy with just one cup in the morning.

>>8541870
>pretentious
You sure you know what this word means?

>>8541864

If you're one of those self-entitled manchildren who MUST have their morning coffee you should move Home to your mommy, where you can still act on this infantile principle.
Fucking loser.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking coffee.

>>8541872

There's nothing more pretentious than these coffeefucks. If still thinks its usage is misplaced google is your friend, because its spot om in this case.

>>8541876
no, there isn't. but being mr. thinkgeek mug hurrdurr gotta have my caffeine don't talk to me before I've had my joe faggot does

>>8541872
yes
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

should I explain my post to you further?

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>>8541876
>There is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking coffee.
No, there isn't. But what's stupid is the whole "rawr, I haven't had my coffee yet so fuck off lol" meme culture. Pic related.

Walk through an office and you'll see a hundred similar cutesy joke cups that the owner got for their birthday or mothers/father day.

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>>8541842
Same here, but it does keep me awake.

>>8541897
Hint: Mushrooms should never be left to be sitting in the fridge. I would not personally eat them anymore. Slimy means they have gone bad.

Well, first of all, usually all mushrooms should be boiled thoroughly before even starting to cook anything with them. Well, technically not all but most. You should realise that mushrooms take in all the pollution and crap, so it is a wise safety measure even when the mushroom is edible just like that. Then again, if one has a favourite spot and all the, he can prolly estimate the quality and such without even tasting. I myself like to always be sure.

Previously from that you, you of course take your mushroom knife and you mushroom brush and remove the dirt and bad bits. Then, the actual cooking bit, mushrooms stay good for about 1 to 3 days after picking in a refrigerator. The taste reduces, though. Mushrooms should be always prepared as fresh as possible. I personally usually season and dry some species and cook some right away. There's nothing like fresh mushroom salad.

>>8541873
Be nice if you want nice friends and grills.

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>>8541897
Is that the fabled Double McFish?!

>>8541882
Shut up, every introvert knows they use something to get extroverted, and the placebo of the warmth and when the caffeine hits, really does it for some introverts, we're sorry you need alcohol or drugs to do that.

>>8541825
me in the scarf

>>8541873
There's plenty of (successful and independent) people who take a long time to wake up in the morning and realise that caffeine boosts cognitive ability.

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>>8541819
>>8541835
>>8541870
>>8541873
>>8541882
spotted the guys that haven't had their morning coffee yet lmfao!

>>8541895
For Secret Santa at work at Christmas just gone someone got me a mug that says "I'll start working when the coffee does"

So fucking gay

>>8541825
Tbqh I have no idea why coffee shops became hipstery, it must be some american influence. Here in Europe they've been around forever and are a very normal thing for all classes to visit.

>>8541897
Doesn't help me with that either.

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>>8541921
There are cheaper and easier ways to consume caffeine without the hassle or extraneous calories of coffee. You can even be unconventional and show up your hipster friends by doing something even better than spending time at a national coffee chain franchise.

>>8541935
>spending time at a national coffee chain franchise
you what, most people who drink coffee in the morning do it at work

drug addicts

>it takes around 15 minutes until caffeine starts working

The coffee doesn't have any awakening powers of its own. It's the tail end of a morning ritual that helps people adjust to the waking world. A landmark, not a potion.

>>8541842
Do you drink a lot of caffeinated drinks? I used to drink way too much caffeinated soda and after giving it up I've found that coffee which I usually only drink every few days started having a more noticeable effect.

>>8541887
Yes

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>>8541928

Here in Northern Europe they are packed with faggot hipsters in tight jeans and women with thick rim glasses and wool sweaters. Usually the guy making coffee looks like a wet paintbrush and there always is one or more guys sitting alone at a table in front of a macbook doing some stupid shit, they also look like a wet paintbrush.

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>>8541986
Please show us wet paint brush people

>>8541945
Are you fuckin retarded?

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>>8541990

Here you go, I have more if you're interested.

>>8541834
Yes. They know this. Quitting cold turkey causes headaches. I always quit before I travel so I don't need to worry about having coffee on hand.

>>8541986
Were there a lot of coffee places over there before the recent boom? I guess that's the factor.

>>8541876
No, but there sure as hell is something wrong with people who are so boring and dull and uninspired that they turn drinking coffee into a fucking personality trait.

>>8541881
Beerfucks are up there

>>8541928
The tv show friends is why

>>8541809
Drougadict behavior

>>8541895
They're just cheesy jokes you autismlord

>>8541809
This mug makes no sense unless it were clear, which it obviously isn't.

>>8541809
I prefer to just stop at "don't even talk to me"

I get under six hours sleep and work out every day yet I never need bitter black sludge to get me through the day. Coffee is for weaklings.

>>8541995
Fuck off.

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>>8542423
Don't talk to me or my coffee ever again.

>>8541834
you are greatly missing out on life

>>8541953
interesting.....gonna try

>>8541921
where does being an asshole before your fix relate to cognitive ability?

>>8541986
>there always is one or more guys sitting alone at a table in front of a macbook doing some stupid shit
I do this and I'm not even a hipster. Why would you care?

>>8542553
Get a job, hippy

I don't want people talking to me in the morning regardless of how much coffee I've had.
Or any other time of the day, really. Morning social interaction is the most painful though.

Makes me glad I have a 1.5h commute. Coffee or not, I just need time before I can be properly social

I'm like a completely different person before my first cup of coffee!

>>8542554
I have one

>>8542565
this, I schedule my morning commute in order to avoid coworkers

If you need anything but some time to get going in the morning you should reconsider your lifestyle

>>8542420
Haha this is *so* me!

>people that are addicted to caffeine want marijuana to be illegal

>>8541809
You know, the worst about coffee culture is that every single one of them is under the impression that they're unique or even offbeat for liking coffee, when it's quite literally the oldest meme in the world after organized religion.

And most "coffee people" don't know how to make it themselves.
They honestly spending $70/mo on daily trips to starbucks is a good use of money.

>>8543083
Is organized religion supposed to be the oldest meme in the world
Because the actual oldest meme in the world happens to be a special type of hand-axe that apparently every human tribe everywhere managed to create within 10 000 years of each other.

>>8543215
>a special type of hand-axe that apparently every human tribe everywhere managed to create
Were these tribes completely separate from each other? I don't think memes work unless they are first observed and then repeated; the alternative – many cultures developing the same idea entirely independently of one another – is a different phenomenon, I believe.

>>8543238
The meme itself has something to do with the concept of doing basic mathematical transformations in your mind and having a basic notion of the proportions of what a hand-ax is meant to be

>completely seperate
It was actually 5 000 generations i.e. 100 000 years so my bad, but that's still really fucking fast considering developments in prehistory were supposed to take millions of years yeah
From what we can tell it provided a massive evolutionary advantage so it sounds more like it's an inbuilt meme literally in our DNA.

i love how coffee addicts somehow think that their addiction (and detoxing) - or the pretended equivalents of said things - is somehow an excuse for them to be retarded assholes.

>>8541895
They didn't even buy those mugs themselves, they're just trying to be nice and use the gifts they received.

Sperg harder.

>>8541842

>"Yeah I never really felt anything from caffeine...I could have two cups and take a nap immediately afterwords...are you guys listening to me?!?"

This guy. Do you wear shorts in the winter time too?

>>8543537
It's okay anon, we're aware you can be a retarded asshole without it

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>>8541809
you're such a fucking cunt stacey. just... fuck off. we're over.
I'M NOT KIDDING GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY APARTMENT, BITCH!

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>only talk to me before my first cup of coffee

>>8541945
And magic isn't real.

>>8544001
I wear shorts year round. We had 2 days of snow this year. Also I only drink coffee if my wifes makes extra. Hot chocolate for me

>>8544008

>dating a roastie

>>8541928
That's because everyone in Europe is already a faggot

>>8541897
This made me laugh way too hard.

>>8541809
>Never met anyone in my entire life that operated on the 'don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee'-meme

8 years later, my wife is like this

>>8544085
She just hates you

>>8541809
coffee is the oldest meme ever

>people who NEED coffee
Slit your throats please.

>>8544085
>not tonight honey I have a headache
Admit it you haven't had sex with her n over a month

>>8544085
Beat her next time she whines and tries to manipulate you. You've clearly let her get out of control. I know it's harsh but it's the humane thing to do

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I've been slowly drinking coffee as I've gotten older, but I'm still not crazy about. I always need to add lots of cream and sugar. It also makes me shit too much.

Green tea is the shit though. I love the taste, it's cheap, no calories, proper tea leaves can have more caffeine than coffee, and it doesn't make me shit a storm.

>>8544179
Coffee does nothing to my bowels. Maybe because I eat only whole plant foods so there's lots of fiber to buffer things, and because I fully evacuate in a squatting position? :^)

>>8544184
I already eat food with lots of fiber so I don't know what's up. And I can't squat cause I don't live in Asia.

>>8544191
You can get a squatting stool. My legs are long enough that I can squat anywhere.

If you're eating less than entirely whole plant foods most days, that's not enough fiber :^)

>>8544199
I have a little plastic stool. Works great. I hit my head against the wall if I try to sit unkinked.

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>drinking coffee in the morning
>not having 4 scoops of Kill It

It's like you guys don't want to leave humanity behind

>>8544205
take 5150 instead. rich said it almost gave him a heart attack.

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>>8544061

>hot chocolate for me

>>8544154
I wish my bf would beat me.

>>8541809
Every time I drink coffee at work I immediately crash within the space of 30 minutes and spend the rest of the day nodding off at my desk.

>>8544259
are you getting coffee and ambien mixed up

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>>8541911
Not quite. It's a Mac Jr.

>>8544284
happens to me too, but rarely. Coffee affects everyone differently. Caffeine in my experience works consistently, but coffee can produce paradoxical effects

>Hey look at me I'm drinking coffee
>Hey did I mention how much I drink coffee
>Hey look I N-E-E-D coffee to live
>HEY DO YOU LISTEN I SAID I'M DRINKING COFFEE

Who the fuck cares, this is as stupid as teenager smoking to get adult, fucking toxicos

>>8544253
Either he's got the fire in him or he doesn't

>>8544300
>i'm addicted to a drug and can't function without it, let me brag to you about it

>>8543250
well now I want to have a kid and see what happens when I give him an axe

>never drank coffee
>able to wake up in a blink without grogginess
Don't fall for the caffeinated Jew

>>8544347
>But this drug is making me so urban and trendy and creative and adult.

Don't get me wrong, I like to have a cup of coffee sometimes, but the whole coffee addict thing is a pain in the ass.

Enjoy your shitty breathtaste and for fuck sake whoever drinks coffee during the morning need to go to the toilets the last.

Are sips /ourdrink/t hen??

>>8541825
Fuck melbourne coffee culture.
>Brisbane is the new king, faggot

>>8541825
That looks so uncomfortable. I'm autistic but even so, is that environment supposed to be pleasant and comfy? There are so many bodies, and they're not even sitting down, are they drinking coffee while standing and talking to each other? What are they talking about? Just seems like a bad idea. Drinking coffee while shitposting alone in my room is way better.

>>8541897
For me, its the McRib

>>8541935
>extraneous calories of coffee

plain coffee has no calories, pal

>>8541809
Don't talk to me until I had my morning wank

>>8541912
>Introvert
I'm glad they finally came up with a name for being a cunt

>>8541873
What are you talking about, you little brainlet? Living alone practically ensures that no-one is going to yap my ear off before I wake up. Calm down you retard.

I pretend to be one of these "I need coffee to le function" faggots because that way I don't have to talk to my girlfriend for a precious 20 minutes of my day. I hate her so much and I don't know how to leave her so I might as well propose to her and get her pregnant and remember writing this post as I lay gasping and dying on a hospital bed in a hospital room full of people I don't want to be there.

>>8541809
WOW I CANT EVEN ADULT RIGHT NOW

>>8541911
what the fuck

that mouthfeel

>>8545353
Mush on smush on gush on squish.

>>8545347
damn lad

>>8545347
That's as disgusting as cheating. Maybe even more depending on the situation.

>>8541995
>tfw ive had this haircut since 2010 and now I want to change it because its being associated with hipsters

am I a proto hipster because it bothers me?

>>8545392
>having the same haircut for the last 7 years
>a faggot meme-cut at that

Words fail when I attempt to verbally articulate my disdain for you and your disgusting, superficial lies.

>>8545347
>I hate her so much
So why the fuck are you her boyfriend
Stop betraying her feelings and just tell her you're done

>>8545402
To be fair, she hates me too and is in the exact same predicament that I'm in.

>>8545392
I really doubt you have this cut, what haircut you actually have and what haircut you think you have are two very different things

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>I build my personality over a drink

>>8542553

So you're just a regular faggot, well done faggot!

>>8544001
the only thing I dislike about wearing shorts in the winter is people judging me

shorts, a hoodie, and crocs with socks
the ultimate winter ensemble

>>8545975
that's it?
the debilitating wind chill doesn't do anything for you?

>>8545985

I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I often wear shorts in winter. And a T-shirt. The cold doesn't bother me, I actually enjoy it.

It has to be well below freezing before I'll want to put on warmer clothes.

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>Tfw read this before I had my coffee and I'm in a bad mood now

>>8541905
Oh my god, yes. Thank you so much, I haven't seen this in years

>>8545985
I don't really feel cold in my legs

>>8544061
>>8545975
>>8546103

>guy: And did I tell you that my legs don't get cold?
>girl: fuck me now

People actually think this. Literally shut the fuck up, nobody cares that your legs get cold, nobody asked you, and it is not some point of pride. Just shut the fuck up.

Coffee makes me poop, sweat, and shake. Like a mild dope-sickness.

>>8541809
hell yea

i addicted to coffee

100g erry 2 days

and milk, always milk just milk n the mocowave
3 mns

then 4 sugars

yes

20 of they a day ftw

>>8544045
not for "people" like you it isn't

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>>8541809

>MUH COFFEH

>>8541825
Yeah because you're an unhealthy fat mess who requires a drug to be functional, pathetic really

>there are people who go to starbucks every morning and wait 10 minutes in line to order a $4 coffee before they can start their day

why don't they just make it themselves if they're already addicted?
these people spend like $80 monthly on coffee alone

>>8547205
>winter is non existent where I live
>hurr anons legs don't get cold

No shit faggot, the coldest day we had was -6

>>8542553
You couldn't be anymore of a twat then you already are.

>>8541809
why is this a meme? if im tired due to the fact i have not had coffee yet, aka caffeine, a drug i am now dependant on, it should make perfect sense i would not want to talk.

>>8550704
you're tired because your constant caffeine intake has forced the brain to make more adenosine receptors because the caffeine has consistently blocked all of them
So when there is a lack of caffeine, the brain becomes more sensitive to the usual dose of adenosine and that manifests in you being perpetually tired.

You're blaming your behavior on caffeine and not your bad habits that led you to have a caffeine dependence.

>>8549557
The things people will do in the name of "convenience" truly baffle me.

>>8550730
I said I am dependent on caffeine, I just said it's my fault kek.

>>8550631

Did you wear shorts that day you neckbeard attention whore?

>>8541857
Imagine being so autistic you can't tell when someone is saying pwnd ironically.

>>8544001
No but you wouldn't believe the number of fold-out chairs I can carry in one arm.

>>8550795
Seven?

>>8550825
Nah bro like eight.
Also I eat pickled jalapeno slices like they're nothing.

>>8550851
Can you beat up your dad?

>>8550795

I had this roommate who was a little awkward. One time we were hanging out with some chicks, and all of a sudden he went on this rant about how he could "maneuver through a crowd" really fast. He went on to tell us he could probably do it faster than most people.

Everyone just looked at him and nodded obediently. It has stuck in my mind for years as the neckbeardiest boast one could phathom.

>>8542579
This, desu. Nothing better than my 30 minute commute I had before I became NEET master race. [spoiler]sipping my coffee. You won't like me before my coffee xDDDD[/spoiler]

>>8549557
Starbucks is a fucking hellhole. I had their coffee one time. It tasted fucking burnt. Waiting ten minutes to blow that cash on that garbage while a refugee spits in my drink would definitely set me over the edge before my 'le morning coffee xDD'

i just take caffeine tablets. fuck the industry

>>8551548
>spends money on an industrial product
>f-fuck the industry ;_;

I find my morning coffee lets me round up a nice dump just before I start work. im about an hours commute and I always poop when I get to work, feels good man.

>>8550976
>while a refugee spits in my drink

Starbucks has open prep areas. The baristas can't spit in anything without you seeing it.

>>8544001
There is literally nothing wrong with wearing shorts in the winter you pansy

I like coffee in the morning because i get a really nice poop afterwards and I start my day a pound lighter, it feels great.

>>8542554
you know people that have jobs also spend most of their time in front of computers, right?
unless they're working class

>>8551895
>Tfw no matter how bloated or shitty I feel I poop at 2pm EST sharp every single day of my life.

Doesn't matter the day of the week, if I have eaten or not, or how I feel, at 2pm I go from 0 to HOLY FUCK IM POOPING

>>8551943
If you lived in China you'd be pooping at 3 am every night, so count yourself lucky.

>>8550882
I remember seeing someone post on /v/ that playing Assassin's Creed had taught him how to move through a crowd quickly and easily by gently moving people out of his way with his hands.

God knows what this maniac looks like trying to get through a crowd, but it makes me laugh to imagine some /v/irgin autist "expertly" shoving his way past normal people. I like to think it looks like a cross between swimming and public molestation.

I prefer tea
I only wish they still made those alarm clocks which would boil up a cup of tea for you right away in the morning so you have one at your bedside

that is if the house doesn't burn down

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who gets the rope first?

>coffee dicks
>beer fags
>wine dykes

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>coffeefags

Amphetamine master race

>>8552208
isn't that literally just a coffee maker?
even a cheap $20 one has a timer that autobrews at a set time, and the smell is supposed to wake you up.
they even come in tiny 3 cup models so you can keep it by your bed

>>8545105
Agreed. Those dirty Spictorians don't even get to say EIGHT IN A ROW CUNTS, how sad is that?

>>8552521
Eight what?

>>8551848

Couldn't agree with you more. It must be purely coincidental that the same people who wear shorts in the summer also humbly brag about their amazing superpower to withstand cold in their legs.

>>8545347
...yikes...trouble in paradise buddy?

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>>8552432
t. Enlightened water purist

>>8541864
This.

>>8542420
Kek, Guilty!
XD

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>>8541809
Ah, office stereotypes. Here's my daily "have to deal with" list.

>Caffeine addicts with consistent bad moods in the morning because they drink 8 cups a day
>Ultra-pretentious tea-purists that fit the "I am enlightened" meme
>Maximum hypermode fucks that can't stay off the red bull, rather noticable because they're always tapping their feet or fingers against their desks
>waterfags, bigger autists than you might think
>the few fat cunts and their diet cokes because WE'RE ON A DIET while eating fast food all the god damn time
>that one fuckwit that thinks he's being clever by putting beer in a bottle covered in aluminium foil
>chips-chompers that seriously need to learn to shut their craphole when eating
>bubblegum cockgobblers, much like chips-chompers but fucking at it for the entire 8 hour workday

Now imagine all of them being a bunch of entitled shits that think their opinion matters, and you can pretty much figure out the level of infighting. I can't even drink my redbush tea without a tea-purist coming over telling me I should be drinking some fucking black tea because "herbal tea isn't real tea".

>>8544236
>not having cocoa with no sugar
black coffee doesn't even compare.

>>8552756
>>Caffeine addicts with consistent bad moods in the morning because they drink 8 cups a day

don't confuse cause and reason, don't call medicine the poison.

I'm a night owl. Work hours keep me awake during my natural sleep time. I'd fucking murder you if coffee didn't exist.

>>8552778
The medicine IS the poison you inbred fuck.
You don't need caffeine, you're just a fucking filthy addict.

>>8552778
You just have poor sleep hygeine and cope/self medicate with a caffeine addiction.

>>8552827
If I go to sleep before 11PM, I'll wake up around 1AM unable to fall asleep again. Need to wake up around 6 to get to work on time. Care to suggest some better "sleep hygiene"?

>>8552858
Mainline some china white whenever you wake up at 1 you bozo.

>>8552858
http://healthysleep.med.harvard.edu/healthy/getting/overcoming/tips

Harvard will help you out there, but you WILL have to cut out caffeine. No excuses.

I wish I could like the taste of cawfee.

>>8543083
that isn't even true. before the 19th century, people drank beer in the morning to get up. the factory workers in england even got had liquor to keep them working. even the kids got beer soup because the water was literally full of shit.

it wasn't even beer with less alcohol than today. people just started their day with a buzz.

i guess there really was nothing to do but drinking before they invented widespread media.

>>8552861
tips on how to step down without withdrawals?
I try to coldturkey but then I end up with migraines for a day or two

>>8552985
Just taper off slowly by reducing your dose each day or each week if thats too hard. i.e if you drink 8 cups of coffee taper down to 7 then to 6 and so on till you're on 0.

>>8541809
As someone who has been opening my oarents coffee shop at 5 am, 5 days a week for almost a decade all I have to tell you cunts is to shut the fuck up. I only ever drink coffee during tastings or catering events. If you NEED your coffee before you can function and trust me, I interact with plenty of people who literally do, you're no better than an alcoholic who needs a drink to deal with being upset.

>>8545169
That's actually pretty common

>>8553006
Shut up cunt.
Coffee in the morning help me poo, it is a part of my routine.

>>8552756
Don't forget the douche that drinks protein shakes out of those big plastic sippy cups

>>8541995
Go up to a hipster with this sort of hair cut and say "I dig that hitler youth haircut"

>>8542536
How is drinking a bitter bean drink over an ice-cold mountain dew "missing out on life"?

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>>8541809
My mother is like this. Buying into shitty Tumblr and facebook coffee memes. Think of the type of person who unironically shares introvert Minion memes.

Otherwise a great fucking cook though.

>>8546024
dont drink that coffee buddy... i just chuffed in it!

>>8553045
The big sippy cup is a shaker. It comes with a little wire whisk ball that you put inside and it breaks up the clumps when you shake it.
They're actually good for a lot of other things, like making dressing, gravy, cocoa, etc.

>>8552858
Start taking melatonin an hour before you want to go to sleep at night, and do it for at least two weeks until you get in a cycle. It worked for me.

https://youtu.be/yJSOphtiZng

>>8553045
I don't have those where I work, good point though.

>>8551895
Amen to this. Nothing like flushing out the pipes, especially if you got drunk or ate junk the day before

>>8553148
>hey guys I work out
>HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY PROTEIN DRINK
>MUSCLES LOOK
>ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT REPS???
There is no one more beta than the gymbro who brings it to work

>>8541825
because youve filtering that sludge and caffeine into your system for so long youre addicted you fucking idiot an hero

>not getting a good night's sleep and then having a cup around the afternoon

I don't know why people drink it when they wake up. You're not even doing anything

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>>8550754

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I never have time for breakfast, so I make coffee with a splash of half and half for the calories.

>>8552778
Sleep schedules can be changed. Force yourself to stay up for 24 hours and stick to your bed time of choice. Your body will adjust if you stay consistent.

>>8541834
yes that's how addictive substances work

>>8553531
love my boy fruitsnax

>tfw I'm the one guy at work who doesn't drink coffee

>>8541842
You probably have ADD/ADHD. The reaction of your brain to stimulants is different. I am extremely caffeine tolerant. Alcohol too (but rarely drink) but I don't think that's related.

>>8552449
yea but I don't want coffee I want my tea

>>8554050
just put tea leaves in the coffee maker

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>MONDAYS AAARG! xDDD

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>BACON COFFEE LOL
EDIT: wow omg I can't believe I got reddit gold, thank you!!

>>8552773

>My drink is the chosen drink of children but I somehow feel in a position to judge others

Come back when your balls drop kiddo

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>>8554119
>17 year old American pretends to be a man

>>8554134

>American

O B S E S S E D

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>>8541809

The first 30 minutes to an hour that I am up in the morning, coffee or not, I don't really want to have a conversation. Especially if it is excessively early. Windows needs time to boot.

>>8554148

>OBSESSED

O B E S E ' D

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>>8554148
OBESE

>>8554214
>>8554198

>throwing this large of a tantrum because the "American" meme has become self-actualized

Get over it and post shit about food and cooking for once.

>>8554224
I'm just annoyed that /ck/ has for some reason picked up a stale meme recently

>>8554231


You try sitting idly by while anons criticize the One Best Country On The Planet.

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I stopped drinking coffee and switched to tea for the simple reason of having to do a dastardly shit precisely 30 minutes after my cup. Any of you folks have similar experiences.

Just started making a new pot at 4 in the afternoon.

I'm not crazy, I'm just caffeinated.

>>8554235
Best at what?

>>8554249
They are the best at claiming they are the best. But how could you even quantify this. Would quality of life come in to account. Or cultural impact. I understand pride and shit. But other than jazz and hollywood. You guys really have nothing else to offer. Maybe corn. lol

>>8554252
Well, no, they obviously are the best at a few things at least, but that much can be said of almost any country. Any country at all if you include those damning with praise awards.

>>8554249
Making europoors butthurt on sight

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Fuck morning coffee, just get enough sleep and drink water. I don't hate coffee, but I wouldn't ruin my day with bad coffee first thing in the morning like most people do. They guzzle down Folgers because "hurr duhr I'm worthless until I have my coffee" no you're just dehydrated, not getting enough sleep, and most likely out of shape. I have to smell bad coffee at work basically the entire time because coffee people are too lazy to fix their bad habits.

>>8545392
You're a hipster because you give a shit about not wanting to be a hipster

Think for yourself

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>>8541840
pwnd

>>8554235
>You try sitting idly by while anons criticize the One Best Country On The Planet.
lol your people elected a puppet to the Russians and Bannon and people are protesting ever since his election.

Best Country? You're on your way out buddy. You guys are tearing your country apart under the guise of political leanings while the oligarchs bleed you dry.

>>8554247
If I don't have another mug or two at around 4pm I'll start feeling very sleepy. I noticed this recently as I'm becoming more aware of my human nature after peeling off the shell.

This is the only drinks thread I can post this in. Bar times started uploading again yo.
https://youtu.be/8HjqaLByEic

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>>8552701
Most people are fat and need to drink more water

>>8541840
>LOL pwnd

Am I in back in 2006?

Personally, I've noticed that caffeine doesn't help if I'm feeling sleepy, it just makes me jittery and sleepy.

It's complicated by a medication I'm on that a) amplifies the effects of caffeine and b) makes it last a lot longer (prevents metabolizing, or something).

>>8552432
wine dykes are easily the most annoying

>>8552701
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking water.

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>>8552756
>herbal tea isn't real tea
>he says while probably drinking tea from a nation which copied it from easterners who do recognize herbal tea as real tea

I have only had coffee once in my life when my cousin gave me some and I didn't want to be rude. Am I missing out on anything?

>>8541928
>>8541986
Most of the latin countries (south Europe and Latin America) have a version of the "Expresso bar". You sit on the bar, have a coffee, maybe a snack, and move on with your day. No hype, no fancy. Thats the way to go.

>>8552526
IN A ROW CUNT

>>8541911
That is revolting

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>drinking coffee
>coffea arabica
>"the energizing jew"

Waking up in the morning is NOT a valid reason to pollute your body with who-knows-what. Get an adderall script from a DOCTOR.

>>8542420

hahaha


sheryl at the office would LOVE this!

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>don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've had my morning cigarettes ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've had my wake-n-bake bowl ;^)
>don't even THINK of talking to me until I've done my morning line off a hooker's dick ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've dismembered my morning transient ;^)
>don't even try talking to me until I've injected my morning Crystal Pepsi directly into the vein under my dick ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've hacked my morning mainframe ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've cradled my morning bald eagle in my morning american flag as my single morning tear runs down my cheek ;^)
>ummmmm, don't even TALK to me until I've had my morning pepperoni roll ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've escaped my morning Lacanian death drive ;^)
>don't even talk to me until I've ascended to my higher morning plane of consciousness as a being of pure morning energy ;^)
>dude, don't even talk to me until I've had my morning Hot-N-Spicy ;^)
>PLEASE don't EVEN talk to me until I've uploaded my consciousness into my morning robot so that my will might live on for a hundred thousand years or more ;^)

"Americans"

>Don't' even talk to me until I've had my daily dose of an addictive drug to stop the symptoms of withdrawal from affecting me

>>8555927
Yet another obsessed Euro-Idiot. Sad!

>>8555927
Fatmerishit drumpffaggotnigger here

This is a 10/10 post!

How will I EVER recover?

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>>8555927
shut up!

>>8553863
Well, I'm currently awaiting an investigation about that or whatever it's called. But they're like almost completely sure I have it so I think you're right.

>>8545392
Mang I got this cut back in 2006