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Rules for eating a hotdog 2017-02-08 09:04:44 Post No. 8554051
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Yes I know the only hotdogs worth eating and not chock full of filler shit are also the only thing jews ever did right for the world. But regardless if theyre not kosher Oscar mayer made the hotdog what it is today.
and I need your help CK
long ago I learned that there are rules for eating a hotdog that oscar mayer made. I cannot for the life of me remember them all. And naturally goddamn degenerate trash nigger loving pieces of shit have ruined google because all I find there are "professional" hot dog competiton rules. Fuck that bullshit.
the main rules i remember are
"no more than 5 bites to finish the hotdog."
"only children are allowed ketchup"
"dress the hotdog not the bun"
But thats all I have.
I cant remember or find the rest. Please CK help me
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I remember a few of the other rules. For example, goyim aren't allowed to eat our hot dogs
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IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
Only one that matters.
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>>8554066
>Only one that matters.
nothing "discordian" matters one bit.
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>>8554068
Well honestly. Does anything matter?
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>>8554073
in the end?
no not rly
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Do whatever you want no one cares
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>>8554080
go to chicago and ask for ketchup on a hotdog
they will point you to it and tell you to "get fucked and ruin it yourself"
so yes people do care.
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>>8554084
>go to chicago
thats where you're wrong
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>>8554084
They live in Chicago. They don't have anything else worth caring about
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>>8554084
>go to chicago and ask for ketchup on a hotdog
>get shot, not because you asked for ketchup on a hotdog but because it's Chicago
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Chicago style your dawg OP. Thats the one and only rule. Vienna beef all day baby
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>>8554051
I know youre allowed to dunk the bread in water if youre talking about rules for competitive eating.
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