I will have one chizza to go please.

So a parma?

Oh KFC, when will you figure out that nobody wants anything you offer except chicken and mashed potatoes. Now stop being innovative and give me a fucking original recipe drumstick.

>>8552287
>pineapple in the ad
Holy shit it's made for shitposting

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I will have Trump's wall pizza to go please.

>>8552293
Their Original Recipe is greasy garbage, the only good stuff is the popcorn chicken and the tenders.

>>8552298

I want trumps wall to stay. Forever.

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>>8552300
>tenders

>>8552304
>not liking grownup nuggets
What, you need to be fancy and get some fish and chips? Maybe some fried calamari, ooh I bet that's a tasty treat

>>8552304
Meme all you want, it's prepared much better. Outside doesn't just fall off right away and it's much less greasy.

>>8552304
If you eat at KFC you're a fedora no matter what, no point nitpicking.

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Don't you want to eat this its sooo good it even sold out have the last one.

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>>8552315
Here

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>>8552316
Open up

>>8552318
Keep that thing away from my mouth please.

>>8552315
>Double down
>Its one piece of chicken folded in half

kek, burgers will believe anything.

>>8552293
I agree with you except I would also add coleslaw and biscuits.

I get why the coleslaw is popular, it's my favorite side as well, but for some reason people go fucking crazy for those biscuits.

Whenever I have them, they're always dried out and gross.

>>8552298
Surely the American side should be fried chicken and watermelon?

>>8552315
Why is there an ad for a sold out product

>>8552316
>>8552318
It looks fucking nasty as well.

Does American KFC have chips? The chips are arguably the best part of KFC.

>>8553176

Yes, but they're nothing special. The same frozen shit that 99% of other fast food places have.

>>8553176
>>8553183

They're pretty different as far as deviating from the fast food norm goes. They're potato wedges, so they're much thicker, and they also have really good seasoning.

>>8552808
That's a great joke, but less than 14% of the U.S. population is actually black. All the other losers are just wiggers.

you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

>give me a fucking original recipe drumstick

They should start using the old original recipe again.

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>>8552308
Fried Calamari is practically the only edible thing at Olive Garden

So, are omnivores trying to compensate for people going vegetarian/vegan at this stage ? I find all of these meat and cheese only foodstuffs ridiculous.

>>8553355
You're right, to be truly accurate it should be... Wait! It's already burgers and bacon!! How embarrassing! I'll bet the sauce is mostly HFCS. SAD!

>>8552287
That'll be twelve dollars, plus tip.

>>8554939
>being this obsessed

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>>8552287

Holy shit... that thing is like a Nigger's wet dream.

>>8553338
What country? In Australia they're regular chips. Very good regular chips, but still just regular chips.

>>8552300
>Their Original Recipe is greasy garbage
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

It's the best chicken I've ever ate, even better than grandmama's. Crispy chicken can go die in a deep fryer

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>>8552287
>chizza

They should make this:
>hamburger patty
>bread is a chicken patty
>but also a chizza
>called douburger chizza

>>8556413
Why the fuck eat deep fried food if you don't want crispiness

>>8552287
Semi related I tried Taco Bell's naked chicken chalupa and it was really good. How has nobody ever thought of a taco with a fried chicken shell before now?

>>8552287
chi' 'za

>>8552287
>chicken and ham
repulsive

might be a good idea if they excluded extra toppings but then its a not really chicken parmigiana

>>8552287

They should have called it...

Chichen Itza

(because of that stupid thing that you research/build near the beginning of the game in civilization)

>>8552318
>>8553038
>>8552316

This is something a woman would eat.

KFC should cease production on anything that's not their wraps desu

>>8552287

better for you than regular pizza.

>>8552287
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. AGAIN
Now I can order that and a naked chicken at my KFC/Taco Bell combo.