When is a slice of pizza "too big"?

>>8551577
Fuck you

>>8551581
What?

>>8551676
I'm sorry sir, but you have offended us greatly by implying that pizza can come in "too big" slices.

The rule of the land that there is no such thing as "too big" pizza. Implying that pizza is too big is like going to Dark Ages England, and saying that God doesn't exist.

You are lucky that you said this online, and not in real life, because you certainly would've been assaulted.

I'm glad that we had this talk.

>>8551577
when a colored person visually implies that it's too big

>>8551577

Any slice of pizza is too big if you're fat.

>>8551862
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>>8551902
LITTLE

Is that some NYC 'za OP? You gotta fold it

>>8551862
are you the same earnest reddit dumbfuck who tried baneposting