The Worst Thing You've Ever Tasted

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When I was a kid in the 90s I had a kids burger at White Spot. It was a single piece of "beef" absolutely drenched in melted processed "mozza" cheese. There was so much cheese it coated the side of the bottom half of the bun, all the way around, and left a pool on the plate. I tasted like melted processed cheese on some sort of fake meat ham thing.

grapefruit. tastes like my stomach acid

>>8551396
Kekk

>>8551393
An hawaïenne pizza.

>>8551393
meat

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Approximately 1tbsp of feminine goo from my girlfriend's vagina. Entered my mouth all at once while 69ing. Tasted salty at first, but had the worst tomato musk aftertaste. Had to Listerine before we continued. The thought of it had me wincing for a week afterwards.

>>8551393
a shiitake mushroom

>>8551393
spoiled pork

>>8551393
Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich
Fake meat
On fake bread
With fake cheese

I wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was spawned in a petri dish.

>>8551393
Anchovies.
Had them once on a salad, never had them again.

a celery salad, actually revolting to think about. throughout my entire meal I was on the verge of throwing up.

>>8551440
>feminine goo
Maybe old stale cum?

Kratom powder mixed in water.

It was foul.

Orange juice & hallucinogenic mushroom vomit....... it gets stuck in the back of your throat for a while.

>>8551440
Maybe what you tasted was CHAD Thundercock sperm from two hours earlier.

>>8551393
Celery. I have been to many places, eaten many fucked up things. I have eaten brains, fermented herring, stinky tofu, 100 day old egg, even a cookie made from camel shit. The worst thing to this day I have ever tasted is still celery. Maybe if I tried fermented basking shark or literally anything that could be considered "Filipino cuisine" I would have a new #1, but until that day celery will remain at the top.

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>>8551440
Uh, they make these things called chastity belts that I highly recommend you invest in. That stuff you describe as "feminine" was quite the opposite.

You know when you are eating peanuts and all of a sudden you get one that is really gross? Well one time I had a peanut like that, but it was about 10 times worse. I have no idea what the fuck was wrong with that peanut. I spit it out immediately and it still took forever to get the taste out of my mouth.

A gas station chorizo burrito.

I don't know what i was thinking.

>>8551557
Same happens with sunflower seeds. I don't know what it is.

>>8551440

lol you swallowed some other bloke's jizz m8

>morning glory seeds

Far and away the most disgusting thing i have ever tasted. I ate them as a teen to get high, and spent the majority of the trip with some terrible stomach indigestion. It had the strangest flavor too. It was bitter, spicy, and tasted like dirt.

>>8551582
Oh shit!

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>>8551470
>>8551527
>>8551535
>>8551582

>>8551622
You think that is normal? What kind of beastly pigs are you going down on? Fucking hell, you would be better off as a virgin!

>>8551393
You're smelly doodle lad. Give it a wash aye

Eggplant. That shits not meant for human consumption.

>>8551457
>fake cheese
that's a beef 'n cheddar not a roast beef sandwich and it is amazing

>>8551607
You're supposed to wash them. Some companies coat them with fungicides and other nasty shit to discourage you from getting high.

San Pedro tea

Tasted like a cup full of the first time I remember vomiting as a child

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>>8551440
My hottie gf (at the time) miscarried on my face.
>bangin meth sex when she was 17 and big tits held up well, but bounced just right.
>start to go soft
>"Eat the pussy like a madman," because that's my usual thought process 20 years ago
>feel extra wetness on my face and tasting metal
>glide my hand up my cheek because something seems off by this ordeal
>extra fluid seems to be drying quick, plus new chunks
>chunks.... WTF
>head to the bathroom, flip on the lights to reveal my face covered in miscarriage fetus
mfw

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>>8551706
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>8551706
Did you chew on the chunks a little? What did they taste like?

the last time i ate taco bell i got a little shard of bone in my crunchwrap and even thinking about eating fast food makes me nauseous

>>8551706
delete this post

>>8551727
I chewed a couple for a split sec within about the first 5 seconds or so because I was checking to see if I got period chunks on my face, but thankfully I had no period residue in my mouth

>>8551706
You know, that's a more common problem than most people would think.

>>8551779
Yeah haha. That would've been gross.

>>8551530
I love 100 year old egg with jook!

>>8551393
vanilla yogourt

>>8551393
>disliking any kind of food at all

millennials are fucking spoiled as shit.

>>8551706
rarefags will defend this

>>8551677
I made sure they were organic, presticide free, ready to eat, and i washed them. They just taste bad

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>>8551470
>>8551527
>>8551535
>>8551582
top tier banter, thanks for the laugh

>>8551530
>cookie made from camel shit

youre making things up now

>>8551706
>meth
>teenage trash
>17yo and pregnant
>miscarriage while doing drugs
>Trump dickrider
sounds about right

>>8551470
>>8551527
>>8551535
>>8551582
Fucking cucks in here. Maybe 1 tbsp is an overstatement. It wasn't man cum, I've tasted that before. This was rank vaginal drool.

>>8551622
This cuck knows whats up. Isn't me though.

>>8551629
t. virgin

>>8551905
This cuck isn't me either.

>>8552010
https://www.reddit.com/r/grool/

>>8552010
>he doesn't go down on girls with hygiene issues
>better call him a virgin

Married with kids dude. The wife actually washes her pussy. Every girl I have ever been with was clean. What the fuck is wrong with you? If you wouldn't eat rancid food, why do you eat rancid cunt? You must be a feminist...

Perhaps Janssons Teasing. Disgusting

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>>8552046
>married with kids
>browses /ck/
pick one cunt.

>>8551393
Once I bought a homeless guy a coke and when I handed it off he breathed into my mouth. True fucking story. His cigarette-laden, unwashed mouth smell got caught in the back of my throat.

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>>8551706
>meth banging

it ruinded me anon, nothing is every the same after that

>>8551908

Nope. Was some fancy camels they kept in extremely clean buildings with concrete floors. The camels were fed high quality oats and grains, and their dung was collected, dried, mixed with sugar, cocoa, and flour, and baked into cookies.

>>8552085
/ck/ is my secondary board. I'm more of a /pol/ kinda guy. Wife took the little ones to visit her parents. I don't hate her parents, but I have work and also no interest in flying across the country just to see them.

>>8552137
Shadilay, brother

>>8551393

Take out Chinese joint in strip mall I was working at that day. Ordered General Tso's combo as safe choice.

- Fried rice is all yellow and bland. No pork/onion/veggies/egg etc
- Chicken is breaded sweet and sour chicken. Felt microwaved because it was soggy and really hot.
- Glob of General Tso's sauce on it
- Eggroll was only filled with undercooked cabbage.

Literally the Coke was the best part of the meal.

>>8551518
yea

couldn't eat regular mushrooms for like 6 months after that

>>8551393
I eat anything.
I was adopted from a third world country. You kind of... Fixate on food when you remember not having any.

Worst thing, eh? I left some chocolates under my car seat by accident. So several months later I found the box of chocolates still tightly wrapped but melted and re-solidified over and over.

So I took them into my apartment, opened the package and started to eat. Okay, so I had this carpet beetle problem in my car. Well now despite the plastic wrap I had a carpet beetle problem in my chocolate. The larva were swarming in it. I didn't even have time to be grossed out. I had bought carpet beetles into my fucking apartment. Those things will destroy everything. So I had to drive out for bug spray and saturation bomb my dining room carpet all the way to the door just to be sure. :(

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>mfw having to check if this was /ck/

>>8551403
Dude white spot fucking sucks. Did you get it on the ferry?

Can't stand the IPA

after uni sushi, i got a pork belly sushi
it was like a hot snappy yet unchewable chewy airpit,

i lost all my appetite, could not eat more of the meal and got flashbacks of that flavor for like a year
so hot and shitty

>>8551393
Folgers coffee.

>>8551473
favorite drug effect of all time, least favorite consumption method of all time

Chicken in a gloppy brown seafood sauce in a three star hotel. I want paragliding for the first time the next morning and by the afternoon I was puking blood off the hotel balcony. I cant think of the dish without feeling sick and dont understand why I ate past a single briney mouthful. I guess after a day hiking I was too hungry to care.

Worst thing I ever had was at a cafe in Georgia. They had these dumplings called khinkali, and I ordered a few cheese dumplings. As soon as you bit into them, some sort of vile cheese water spilled out all over the plate. I don't know how to describe this shit, it was like slightly yellow water with a faint cheese taste, but it made me want to vomit. Definitely the worst thing I've ever tasted.

>>8551393
It was a juice.
The juice itself was just fine and I loved it.
Then one day I was laying in bed and decided to drink it laying down.
Juice went in all holes, and almost drowned me.
Couldn't get near to it for at least 10years, just imagining its flavor made me sick.
Last couple of years I'm sort of recovering.

Interesting how the brain works. Something bad happens, and related things become so bad in your mind.

Water chestnuts are the grossest thing in existence barring literal human shit.

nothing tastes bad enough to cause me much trouble. bad mouthfeel sticks in the memory for longer. raw squid tentacle, pig's feet.

Durian. But I was like 12, might not be that bad now, but I've never been game to try again

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>>8551706

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>>8552191
>tfw you used to come to /ck/ for actual cooking tips

Mayonnaise and sour cream ruin everything they're on for me.

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>>8551393
Poi.

I've talked to Hawaiians who say it's an acquired taste, but I can't imagine how
Just thinking about it makes me want to throw up

>>8552378
Ricotta ?

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This fucking abomination right here. It may have been under a heatlamp for a day or two as well, because shitty restaurant.

The smell alone was enough to make others at the table retch, and I forced down half of it before being overcome with nausea. I felt sick to my stomach for hours afterward, though on the bright side I don't fear new food any longer.

>>8552538
Take this back you twat.

>>8552538
DELET THIS

>>8552031
Fucking jump off a bridge if you use Reddit.

>>8552651
that looks like fucking tapeworms

>>8551646
I came here to say this.

Fucking vile.

Children's grape flavored liquid cough medicine
I had some of that as a kid, nearly threw up, and now the thought of anything artificially grape flavored, or grape juice/wine, makes me uncomfortable.
Although the only wine I've actually drank is that nasty cheap Jew one, because I go to all the jewfests at my grandparents' every year.

>>8551573
Probably some type of unicellular mushroom that settles into a mutant peanut and produces nasty chemicals

Two terrible things I have had:

1. My grandfather used to love to eat this fermented peach jam. It was absolutely vile.

2. Olives

>>8551393
San Pedro tea. The trip was great though.

>>8552737
I'm convinced tapeworms would taste better. Andouillette is pork and bovine offal wrapped in a pigs colon. One of those "people actually eat this?" type foods.

So i was really hungry and i sometimes rosted sunflourseeds in a pan and ate them as a snack with a little salt.
One time they were bad. And it bust was every 20 there was one which tasted absolutly rotten and gross. Felt like vomiting when i ate one.
But as i was hungry and i went on. It was torture, still i finished them.

I once ate a tomato that was so sour it was out of this world. Like it tasted what I imagine battery acid would taste like.

Not sure what happened. Something involving the pesticide maybe?

I once ate whale which was pretty digusting as well. It had been laying around for a while and was badly cooked and it legit was just chewing on a sponge. Had absolute no flavor. Took like 5 minutes of chewing to get one piece down.

jail food.

>>8553058
did you get buttsecks'd in jail?

>>8551393
>1980s
>Halloween
>receive a small green milk carton-like box filled with sour apple-flavor chewing gum

It was the worst tasting stuff on Earth. I like granny smith apples then and now, but this stuff was flavored artificially and tasted nothing like green apples (just like all such artificially stuff that is suppose to taste like green apples.) Even the thought of that shit made me sick years later.

>>8551393
I got some spicy cooking oil for christmas. Wasn't even spicy put it in some ramen, mouth was coated for days even after brushing teeth several times,

>>8551646
its decent fried
>inb4 amerifat trying to be healthy

>>8551440
Your GF either has really poor hygeine or you sucked up Chad's spent spooge.

Piure

Hungry Jacks (Aussie Burger King) brought out these sliders. There was pulled chicken or pulled beef. The beef honestly tasted exactly how wet dog food smells.

>>8551923
kek

>>8553063

I had a warrant for something did (on rather didn't do) from 2013 and I didn't even know it, so I was in a detention center for about a week and a half. I was basically a big room with about 70 other inmates that could best be described as a big daycare; had a couple tvs, some tables for card games and chess and a couple doorless rooms with showers and toilets.

A typical meal would be a piece of fruit (apple, orange or banana), a couple crappy cookies, always the same shitty denigrating roll of bread, and some kind of slop with protein in it. It came with like, 4~ salt and/or pepper packets because if you didn't add those, EVERYTHING tasted like water cooked oatmeal. Pasta sauce, gravy, rice an 'cheese,' stew, all of it was untastably bland.

and yes, buttreamings at least 7 times a day, I still can't sit down.

>>8551457
Arby's is the worst thing in my recent memory as well.

>>8553009
I once asked a waitress at a creperie in san malo what it was cause it was in one of the crepes, she told me it was a sausage and brought me a peice to try, it smelled like shit it tasted like how my farts smelled, that shit is disgusting.

Mother fucking squash. That shit is NASTY. My mom used to force me to eat it and it would literally make me gag. Just the thought of it makes me want to throw up. And yes, I have tried it fried. Still disgusting.

>>8551393
I drank Capri Son and ate a PB&J sandwich at the same time once.

>>8553132
Same for me with pumpkin and squash, can't stand that shit.

Frozen pizza with smoked meat on top. I got a piece or cartilage and the texture made me sick. I puked a few hours later from my combined lactose intolerance and the feeling of eating this piece of "meat".

>>8551440
>Approximately 1tbsp of feminine goo

They don't call it the lovin spoonful for nothing.

>>8552690
>not using reddit
kys!

Chicken Liver.

>>8552046
>t. never had sex before
All pussy tastes like trash

>>8553526

Have you considered that you might be homosex?

>>8551535
Why would you tie the key to the belt?

>>8553526

you actually might be gay

>>8553540

Same reason why when you buy any kind of lock the key comes in the same packaging as the lock does.

You obviously wouldn't put the key there when the belt was actually in use.

>>8552010
>It wasn't man cum, I've tasted that before.

Top fucking kek

>>8551393
Corned silverside.
Never again.

Bought a frozen pizza called Sasquach Pizza. The box was funny so i bought it.

Take it home and open it. The pepperonis on the pizza were grey, like the grey you see on the dry aged meat you shave off. Still, i baked it in the oven and took it out. Smelled like shit and took a bite anyway and i nearly puked. I was so enraged at its shittiness i set it on fire because the garbage can would have been like a royal palace for that filth.

I even wrote to Sasquach and told them about it all. You know what they offered me? A COUPON FOR ANOTHER ONE! I was laughing at this point and told them Red Baron is the best frozen pizza.

Soy Meat.

>>8552010
>I've tasted that before
C
U
C
K

>>8552649
>b-but all cultures are equal

>>8551440
Whoops. I think you got a bit of my left over splooge, dude, haha!

I will make sure your girlfriend showers after I have sex with her next time so that you don't get another taste of my Johnson.

>anything
Nyquil or Strattera.

>food only
These frozen fruit-encrusted tilapia filets, bearing in mind that I was 11.

>>8553737
> strattera

thanks for reminding me about accidentally tasting that stuff before I was put on a patch version

>>8553526
I think you have might have a strong preference towards men.

pickled pig feet
silkworm pupae

>>8551842
Kek

>>8551447
this.
my dad usually buys huge amounts of meat and keep it in the freezer for months. it was prepacked and made for the freezer (UBD), but probably gone bad because he packed warm stuff on top of it. it was also over the UBD by months.
my family digged into it, but I couldn't eat more than 3 bites before I almost threw up. I told them and they immediately stopped eating and agreed.

>Drink
When I was drunk at Uni once me and my chums thought it would be a good idea to make tea in my Moka pot so we ripped open loads of cheap teabags and brewed up some moka tea.

It was unbelievably horrible, tasted like nothing else I've ever drunk, not at all like tea

>Eat
Also whilst I was drunk at Uni I decided to put cider on muesli, it was not a good idea

ecstasy...

I gag thinking about it.

>>8551410
Wholeheartedly agree

>>8551720
Hey autismo, what's that fucking picture supposed to mean you retard?

>>8552108
Tell me more

>>8551393

I was having fried chicken once and I accidentally bit into the spinal column on a breast piece. The spine crumbled in my mouth and left the strongest chicken taste I've ever had. It was disgustingly gross.

I still gag at that thought.

>>8553068
Shit I remember that. Little waxy green pieces that fall apart in your mouth?

Orange juice after brushing teeth definitely

>>8552137
Did you just tell her like that? I wish I could skip having to visit her parents too. I don't even visit mine.

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>>8552010
>It wasn't man cum, I've tasted that before

Back when I was working out how to cook on my own I tried making garlic mashed potatoes. I used way too much garlic and it was really strong tasting, but plenty edible. Five minutes later I found a Mountain Dew that had been forgotten in the back of my fridge, cracked it open and took a swig.

The flavor combination of heavy garlic, potatoes, and dew was horrific. My mouth was on fire. It's the first time I've ever done a spittake in my life as well. The taste haunts me to this day.

>>8552690
>monkeys_in_a_room_with_a_ladder.sperg

>>8553538
>>8553542
>>8553813
>I'm still in middle school and I think straight people like the taste of pussy

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>all these people saying a random common food like celery or eggplant
Yeah it can be nasty but surely you've had some exotic neccessity food.

Old babysitter forced me to eat a tuna w/mayo and peanut butter sandwich once. She was Norwegian..

>>8554276
Then don't chew that shit you mongol

Zinc cough drop. Tasted like the color brown.

>>8554867
Literally this. I'm alright with licking a not-so-clean clit. You just can't taste it that much. Drinking straight from the vag tap? No thanks.

>>8551697
thats not food, its drugs

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>>8551393
""""""Spaghetti""""""'
>work at taco bell
>unfried cinnamon twists look just like raw pasta
>my taco bell is also a pizza hut express
>I put two and two together
>add hot water to faux-pasta
>put in rethermaliser
>wait
>add breadstick marinara sauce
>tried it
>tastes ok but the texture gags me
>the pasta is so slimy I spit it out
>never again will I attempt to use cinnamon twists with pasta

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>>8553708
It wasn't man cum, technically, it came from my exgirlfriend's penis. Glad to see you're projecting your cuck fantasies, though. Haha
>>8553735
Read this reply^

>>8553538
>>8553542
>>8553813
In ancient rome, giving oral to a woman was considered the gayest thing in all of existence. Worse than giving head to a dude.

>>8551440
diet truly does affect taste, a shame she didn't eat fruit beforehand.

>>8552010
washing the vagina can easily lead to yeast infection. Rinsing to get smegma out and washing with soap are two different things. A "clean" vagina still has taste though, it's just a little less intense.

fuckin cabbage rolls that my friend's mom made. never had them before that or after

>>8551779
but what did it taste like

>>8553708
I mean the last time I was throatfucking my gf I gave her a big sloppy kiss after I came and I tasted some of what I assume was my semen. LE KEK xDDDDD

Extra strength fisherman's friends

It tasted like dying mouth flesh

>>8551393
I once found a grasshopper in my pop corn

>>8552651
>Burgers discovering french cuisine

>>8553526

Vegan pussy best pussy

>>8551393

Worst thing I have eaten was a piece of fried chicken from popeyes. I was still pretty young and fried chicken was an A list menu item. I got myself a big thigh and took a bite and something was just wrong. There was a sour flavor almost like decay.

I put it down and for whatever reason decided pulling back the crispy breading to inspect it was a good idea. Under the crisp exterior was a fat cockroach that had been fried to the flesh below.

I vomited in my mouth and could not touch fast food chicken for more than a decade after.

Not the most unpleasant thing but i once ate an unripe grape off the vine that was so sour the taste was in my mouth for 2 days.

Ordered a sweet tea from the local McDonalds once. Took a big sip of what tasted like straight dishwater. I took off the lid and it had mold sitting on top like they hadn't cleaned out the tea dispenser in weeks. I'd never just thrown up at the sight of something like that before

>>8551396
Go back to /b/

>>8551393
Anything out of the sea.

'Colombian' meat with rice at my friend's house when I was young.

It tasted like meat you microwave raw, but looked tasty. On top of that, the chicken they made and ate literally had a massively thick blue vain protruding from the cross-section they cut...

Makes me gag to this day

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>>8551393
Ham burga. America is mistake See evidence.

>>8553579
Sweden, representin'!!!

>>8555719
Go back to the sea you proto-human.

>>8551393

Hands down, without an absolute doubt, McDonald's burger. I took a few bites and honestly felt like vomiting. Shit quality beef that had a very weird taste and texture, fake cheese, bread tasted artificial, bacon was just disgusting. I tasted it alone and it was just vile no where near average home made bacon taste. This is not food. People who whole heartedly support this and promote this have something seriously wrong with them.

>>8555877

kek

>>8555958

That looks shit. What did you have?

>>8551393
celery is the worst

>>8555983

Fucking child

>>8555988
actually im an adult who understands what i like, nice try though

>>8555983

I am going to go out of my way and get up walk to my fridge and eat 2 sticks of celery just to spite you, fucking manchild. Fuck you and everybody who looks like you.

Candy corn and grapefruit my dude

>>8555992
iv never met someone who is emotionally invested in celery, you get this mad a stranger doesn't eat what you do and you're calling me the manchild?

I dont care if you eat it, which is how a normal person acts.

>>8555999

>Celery is the worst

You have the taste buds of a child and I hate you. Would if it was used in a soup? Would you still hate it then? Or what if it was diced and in a tuna or chicken salad? Would you still go >ewwwwwwww celery

Well?

>>8556012
if you get this mad over food you need therapy.
i cant imagine how you treat the people in your life.

>>8555978
Fried fish, hush puppies, french fries, clam strips, onion rings, it was all completely inedible

>>8556017

If they are like you I treat them like children. If they are normal and not picky eaters I treat them nicely and enjoy going to dinner with people who are not autistic.

>>8551393
2 things: gas station roast beef and blue cheese sandwich
And boyfriend made me a homemade med rare burger both did not sit right with me, ended up vomiting and to this day I feel like stomach hasn't quite been the same and now I make my own burgers and sandwiches.

>>8556030

Cheat on your boyfriend to spite him for fucking up your burger.

>>8556026
you treat people like children if they don't like one thing you don't? im sorry to hear that, you must be lonely.

i think celery is disgusting and if i find it in my food i throw it away, if thats enough to get you emotionally compromised then maybe you should get some self awareness before calling people a child.

>>8556041

Honestly, you are the worst type of person. Throwing an entire meal away just because there might be a little celery in it? I bet with some dishes you would love the taste so much and be shocked to find out there was celery in it after you were done. Would you force yourself to throw up? Did your dad shove celery in your ass when you were a kid or something?

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>>8554342

>>8556030
What idiots still make "medium rare" stuff from fucking GROUND meat?

>>8552129
i think you got trolled anon

>>8556030
That gas station sandwich sounds fucking horrifying*... what the fuck were you thinking?
*not the concept, mind, but the fact that it came from a fucking gas station.

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>>8554342
I'm going to have to ask that you lurk for, like, ever.

Filipino spaghetti. I wanted to spit it out, but I'm too polite for that. That shit is 18 shades of NOPE.

>>8551393
A fresh, unbrined olive. I was curious about what they would taste like. I will tell you what it tastes like - it tastes like regret.

If you ever start to wonder what it's like, just don't do it.

>>8551393
>like 13 years old
>sitting in uncle's truck
>take a sip from his Pepsi
>it's actually dip spit
God fucking damn.

>>8551573
Seed broke and let a mold spore in.
Or was burnt because the shell opened.
The mold is fucking disgusting.

All discolored, powdery white, broken seeds and ones with too much reddish brown on the shell should be tossed.

And switch to Big's if you want, their sorting process is 10x better, never had a problem, only 1 bitter per 2 bags. I asked Davids to fix their shit but they're cheapasses so they probably just ignored it.

Nastiest thing I ate was cheeseburger pasta hamburger helper.
It's good stuff but I left part of the beef grease in, added tomatoes and sauteed a green pepper, just to beef the shit up. Bad fucking move. It was mainly the grease/milk mixture.

>>8556620
You only have to make that mistake once on your life.
Be happy it wasn't a Pepsi ashtray. I've had both, none got past my uvula thankfully.

The warm Pepsi ashtray is the final boss of nasty food.
People fuck with me now because I smell and inspect everything before putting it in my mouth.
They'll get it one day. Everyone does.

for me its between eggs (scrambled, fried etc) or the vegetable marrow.
Both make me vomit.

>>8556077
Reread the post you cuntwad. He said he would throw out the celery ("it") not the entire dish.

Also fuck off. The real world isn't fucking Chopped, people can remove things they don't like from their meal.

>>8551518
I know that feel.
I talked my gf into trying some with me, but we did it first thing in the morning on empty stomachs. I never got sick off of any hallucinogens before that, but as soon as we drank the OJ we got violently sick. Puked and tripped our brains out.

Finished up a job out in the boonies and we pulled into a podunk one horse town. Rolled into the local hotel for some drinks and food. I ordered a monte cristo because that's my go to sandwich at most places and it was awful. The bread was barely cooked and borderline soggy and in it was a single piece of shitty grey processed turkey and a single piece of shitty processed ham and a single piece of shitty processed sliced cheese. I drank my supper that day.

Steamed fennels. Absolutely fucking gross, and the only food I refuse to eat under any circumstances.

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>>8555717
After having worked in fast food and restaurants I soon learned to never ever get shit from the soda fountains or ice with my drink. If it didn't come out of a bottle I'm not drinking it. If you ask how often the fountain gets cleaned and they don't know immediately it's not worth it.

>>8556645
Once at a house party I watched my friend go through 5 cans of beer to find the one that hadn't been turned into an ashtray. It was both the best and worst thing I've seen in my life. He just took a sip, put it down, and shook his head before trying the next.

>>8552010
>Tasted man cum
>Calls people cucks for liking clean vagina

So is man cum the worst thing you ever tasted?

>>8557008
Musta been michelob light or something because I can smell a beer can across the house.

I once cut bread with a knife I forgot I had recently used to cut a lemon. I'm sure it didn't actually taste as bad as I felt it did when I bit into that sandwich but I didn't know what the fuck it was that I was tasting was for 5 minutes.

Shit made me vomit and I thought my bread had cancer until I figured it out.

>>8551393
Weinersnitchel. Everything on the menu looked pretty fucked. Drank a third of a small oreo shake, which tasted like expired milk, the bottom bits of a whip cream tub, and dirt. Only lasted like 4 minutes,and had one the worst shits ever afterwards. Like this shit rivaled gastroenteritis. I actually had to run across the street to actually poop though, because the Weinersnitchel bathroom had literal shit on the walls, and toilet paper.

This place is the Radio Shack of restaurants. Never fucking go.

>>8557163
God damn dude stop smoking so much weed.

>>8551706
>>8551706

M8 pls m8

Werther's Original candy.

I overpaid for it. Sold /piece, bought one, put it in my mouth, and found it tastes of slightly rancid butter.

I was pondering spitting it off, but I paid good money for it, but hell, I'm not enjoying it in the least, but fuck, the money will be wasted, but it's wasted already and I won/'t suddenly start enjoying it, and fuck it, and spat the shit out and needed to find something to wash the taste away.

>>8555226
Shame this isn't ancient Rome

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>>8557219
This is a picture of 9 Werther's Originals atop a slice of bread.

>>8557219
What's wrong with you? Butterscotch is delicious.

>>8552344

This.

>>8557255
So what is kratom like and what is a reliable source?
I'd like to understand, I first thought it a knockoff legal high but you guys keep bringing it back.
Can it replace weed and alcohol by any chance? Run me down.

Cartilage. I have tasted many nasty things, but cartilage takes the first place, specially when i'm eating a drumstick or a burger and i bite it without seeing.

>>8553526
My gf's pussy is yummers, I guess you've only fucked homeless women

>>8557314
>yummers

>>8551393

Ex gf's vagina. Tasted like rotten orange juice while smelling like feces. Not even joking.

>>8552392
I have choked on so many fishbones as a kid

I still eat fish

>>8553671
I'm pretty sure they are run by Walmart so that's why

>>8554708
One time my friends put black pepper and half a bottle of Worcestershire in my can of coke I did a spit take

>>8551530
is this some genetic thing? celery tastes just like a normal vegetable to me

I once took a big bite out of a moldy sandwich.

Know that chemical taste that cheap wasabi has? A week ago I bought a kebab at a shitty reataurant and asked for mustar, and in the first bite I get a mouthfull of what seemed pure bleach on my mouth. Apparently, the damn mustard was so cheap that is was only artificial wasabi acid, oily binder and yellow colour.

I still had to eat it all because it costed me 7€ and Im broke as fuck.

>>8551393
Imitation crab. Fuck that shit. And I like fish too.

>>8557761
expand this to california rolls, I have that shit forced down my throat whenever I get a combo meal at a sushi restauraunt, even in vancouver which is supposed to be good for sushi, california rolls are fucking garbage.

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>>8556645
God I did both of these when I was a kid, makes me want to puke just thinking about.

>>8556031
He's a decent guy just for some reason he likes to under cook ground beef burgers. Other things he makes are breddy gewd. Still I don't let him cook me a burger, just the patty so I can cook it later.

>>8556364
It sounded good at the time, also I never tried Roast beef and blue cheese before but I see where I fucked up.

>>8551473
Is it worse than Aya?

>>8551779
Baby eater

>>8552649
You really have to grow up with it. And no one its it straight. You dip your kalua pig or add lomi salmon to it.

>>8552392

I almost drowned when I was young, how do you drown while drinking fuckin juice

>>8557871

Are you a boi

Cilantro.

Tastes like soap

>>8557871
I eat medium rare burgers all the time and don't get sick, you're just a pussy

rye bread

couldn't even swallow a small bite and still tasted that shit half an hour later

goddamn how fucking disgusting

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>>8551393
Worst tasting thing?
Some kinda Quinoa vegetarian salad

Though when I was a kid I got actually sick (flu) on two occasions in conjunction with eating food and it branded that food as worst tasting shit up to that point:

* Meatloaf (did not eat it for 16 years afterwards)

* Some Spicy Chili (did not eat chili for 6 years after that).
>>8551706
> mfw he stole the soul of the unborn baby as it was coming out

>>8551393
steak that isn't well done

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Spareribs that tasted like salmon.
Pulled beef that tasted like tomato.
Same restaurant, same day.

>>8551393
I accidentally ate tofu once. I remember my burps tasted like it for hours after. Horrible. Never again.

>>8555226
They used to fuck teenage boys in Ancient Rome too so I dont think I care too much about the opinions of dead pedarists.

>>8555226

hey.

fuckface.

are we in Rome anymore?

>>8558941
it doesn't even taste like anything.. how sensitive is your palate?

some kind of preserved cow liver from my neighbors. I almost threw up because the aftertaste was like vomit. The acidity tinged vomit taste haunted me for weeks. It had the consistency of an eraser

>>8554342
it's really fucking stupid. 4 panel comic, shitty video game humor, miscarriage. ringing a bell?

>>8555658
my fucking god, if you're telling the truth, my condolences

>>8551923
top kek

either an omelette filled with ramen noodles, pickled onions and strawberries or when I put some tuna paste between 2 poptarts

>>8551393
For me, it is the McChicken. The worst fast food sandwich.

>>8556667

Pussy

>>8551473
>>8551518
Ground morning glory seeds and some random powdered root my guy put in the baggie mixed into a a vanilla pudding cup. Its was like sandy shitty pudding. Managed to choke it down with some water since I really wanted to trip. Turned out my guy lied and LSA was nowhere near LSD.

>>8554276
Mixing a dose of crystals in a shot of orange juice makes it pretty tolerable

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Made potato soup once, had to use condensed milk since it was all we had. The soup turned out great, but when I tasted it, I'd realized I'd used sweetened condensed milk. It tasted like salty frosting.

for best effect on the morning glory seeds do it old school. soak them for 36 to 48 hours in coke classic. the acidic quality willl leach out the complex alkiloids that give the trippy effect. drink seeds, coke and all.

Cantaloupe

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Steven Seagal energy drink

and it's not close

>>8554276
>People complaining about the taste of drugs when they cannot into toss & wash effectively

Reminds me of all the redditors complaining about the taste of kratom

>>8551393
Parsley.

don't get me wrong, there are only three things I do not eat-not a picky eater but parsley tastes like rancid grass. I mean wtf is up with that.

Durian. Definitely durian. The best way I could describe the taste is that of minutely sweet, over-ripe onions. The texture was that of slightly solidified creamed corn.

>>8551393
Young kid, in school. Went on a field trip to an Arboretum or Botanical garden. Can't remember which. In Arizona. They had samples of foods made from native plants. Jellies made from cactus fruit. Mesquite-flour biscuits.

That biscuit ruined the whole trip for me. Biscuit itself didn't taste bad. Not really noteworthy. But it left a lingering taste in the mouth. Made my mouth really dry. Pretty much the entire rest of the day. Dry mouth, bad taste stuck in it.

>>8551440
I had a fuckbuddy that leaked like a fucking faucet
Eating her out made me physically ill with how much was coming out of her, and my bed now has enormous permanent stains on it from her

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>>8551393
canned corned beef. It put me off corned beef for years. I was very much under the impression it was just rebranded dog food with diced potato tossed in.

>>8559673
Damn, that's unfortunate. I love corned beef sandwiches.

>>8551457
Arbys is just notorious for putting no effort into their food. I once ordered a sandwich there, and they left the wrapper on the cheese.

>>8559657
Confused why you would eat a - supposedly visibly dry - biscuit
>cookie? I looked it up and they look like cookies. But I guess you're a britboi and don't think of biscuits as the flaky things from popeye's or the things made from flour and water and nothing else
in the hot desert state of Arizona. You do you, I guess.

>>8559714
I am born and raise in this state. I was a kid and it was a free cookie, of course I'm going to eat it.

A plain Carl's Jr/Hardee's cheeseburger. It tasted like sadness.

>>8556012
>You have the taste buds of a child and I hate you.
>Ýour senses are not yet dysfunctional due to constant abuse for social penis points so I hate you

taste bud envy right there

>>8557233
I approve of this message.

>>8557314
>yummers
>being this new

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>>8554342
get a load of this idiot

>>8551393
Chinese sausage. I bought some from an Asian market because I was curious. Took it home and used it in a sticky rice stuffing for a chicken I roasted. At first the flavor was interesting, but as I tasted more interesting gave way to revolting. Now I can't even think about the flavor without gagging.

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>>8551393
>It was the summer of Current Year -1
>Friends and I were hanging out at McDonald's regularly because they were open until 11 and they let us play cards if we bought a drink
>The management likes us because they would rather have us there playing cards not causing a ruckus than some homeless bums bothering customers
>We get on friendly terms with management and employees
>We start making up joke advertisements for McDonald's while we're playing
>Our biggest one was Big McFlurry
>Literally just a vanilla McFlurry with Big Mac sauce mixed in instead of candy
>One of the managers frequently overhears us talking about Big McFlurry
>One day we're up ordering
>Friend orders a McFlurry
>I tell the cashier he wants Big Mac sauce in it
>"Really?"
>She was gonna do it, the absolute madwoman
>Start laughing and tell her it was a joke
>The manager comes out from the back
>Says, "You guys have been talking about this Big McFlurry for weeks now, either you're having one, or you're going to stop talking about it!"
>I look at my friends
>One Big McFlurry, please
>The cashier, with a look of pure disgust on her face, mixes up the foul concoction
>They hand us the cup, and I could smell the scent of pickles coming off of the ice cream
>We each take a spoonful and the employees come to watch the spectacle
>One of them is recording it on their phone
>We all put our spoons in our mouths simultaneously
>As soon as the cream touches my tongue, I gag
>Power through it and swallow, but my stomach is instantly queasy and tears are streaming down my face
>Look at my friends and see similar reactions
>We finally tried our abomination, and it was the most disgusting thing I had ever put in my mouth

At least it was free.

>>8553033
In post-USSR countries, we eat them.
Semechki(how do we call them) is almost an a national dish of every gopnik

>>8551393
A big gulp of spoiled milk

>>8560503
My old manager at Dairy Queen used to eat mustard blizzards all the time

>>8551393
For me, its the McChicken

Tonsil stones

>>8551410
fresh off the tree RIPE grapefruit is really good, and nothing like the north east grapefruit in july shit.

>>8551457
arbys is NIGHTMARE MODE.

I wouldnt eat there if i was starving, unless if i needed to shit my intestines out.

>>8551473
brah, I know that feel.

its like wet cat litter floating in turtle tank water.

>>8551706
>RAREST $10,000,000 A PLATE CHINESE DELICACY.

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My first and only 7-11 pizza has to be up there. I threw most of it out... and I NEVER do that with pizza. Absolutely ghastly.

>>8561264
Is that a bukkake pizza?

>>8551393
For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

This isn't nearly as bad as anything else in this thread but my dad's girlfriend knows nothing about cooking, and while her food may not have been the WORST Ive had it has stuck with me the most. In particular the worst thing she makes (she still makes it) are canned green beans mixed with bacon and almonds cooked in soy sauce and brown sugar. She uses nearly an entire bottle of soy sauce every time she prepares this and it has probably turned me off of the taste of soy sauce forever.

I dunno. something about it just... eugh.

>>8552651
this stuff is the worst

Cabbage rolls.

Mall tier kimchi.

>>8551457
arbys worker here

classics dont come with cheese but i agree that the cheese we do use is the most disgusting thing in all of fast food. the beef is literally a frozen box of meat before being cooked too. i remember one time i took a roast out of the oven, and when i removed the temperature probe it starting leaking red juice profusely. my first thought was that it was literally bleeding everywhere. apparently we had been getting a lot of "bad roasts" and it was just the marinade? dunno what was up with that. scarred me for life.

I literally cannot think of a single food or drink item I have had yet that I totally am grossed out over.

So I guess I should provide something for the masses reading this shit. The single most grossest thing I have ever tasted was my ex gf's pussy. That was 9 years ago. Still to this day, thinking about it, I wanted to puke just now.

Whiskey
I will vomit at the smell of it. Horrible experience with it in college

>>8561644
canned green beans are awful

>>8553526
straight guy here, you are correct. No pussy has ever tasted good, these guys arguing against that are actual faggots.

pussy tastes like wet armpit.

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My mother in law made "shepherds pie"

She didn't have tomato paste so she used a can of vegetable soup. There was no salt in the potatoes. Couldn't eat more than two bites

>mfw she asked me if I was feeling ill

>>8551891
underrated

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>>8552171
>The larva were swarming in it

>>8552392
>Juice went in all holes, and almost drowned me.
Juice is a stupid fucking name for a stepdad

well, i like survival, long story short, i hadnt eaten for 2 days, woke up after 4 hours saw a dead seagull that was not there when i went to sleep.

no fight marks or anything

rationalized that it had only been dead for 4 hours or so max.

cooked it over fire.

the foulest taste i have ever tasted.

fucking lucky i didnt get hella direahea

>wanna make some cheap ramen taste a little better
>got one of those big packs of dried mushrooms from chinatown
>hell yeah I love mushrooms
>wash and add like a quarter of the bag

that's how I learned to make mud soup

Lima Beans

>>8556893
Fennel can indeed be an absolute pain in the dick.

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>>8557189
>Weinersnitchel

>>8559628
This must be a genetic thing, like cilantro. My gf is like that too. I don't get it.

>>8562259

You...you.. have to soak them overnight anon

Everyone else: "I'VE EATEN LITERAL HORSE SHITE SCRAPED OFF THE BOTTON OFF A DOGS ANUS THATS BEEN SITTING IN THE MCDONALD'S FRYER FOR TWO DAYS"
Me: I ate a moldy hot dog bun once, it sucked.

>>8562540
Plz go back to tumblr

Anything I've ever eaten at Burger King
Literally threw up both times

>>8551393
One time I tried to flambe off-brand spam with some really really cheap shitty Scotch (McClellands, if anyone's heard of that). I did it just for shits and giggles.

It wasn't good. Smelled like burnt tires and dip spit, and tasted worse than it smelled.

>>8560886
Arby's nationwide is pretty bad. For some reason, though, all the Arby's in richmond virginia are owned by a company independent of the national chain and are actually really fucking good. They serve a menu basically straight out of the 90's, including rotisserie chickens with tons of sides and shit. AND they sell concretes/eskimo pies. Good shit, honestly. And if you eat in they have their own arby's sauce that has a less sweet flavor than the newer shit. It's just better, and weird that it's a thing too.

Chicken heart stir-fry my step mom made.

Other than that. Every single piece of pork Ive ever eaten.

Clam Chowder in Disney World, somehow worse than just canned. I'm not really sure why we thought getting it was a good idea.

>>8559153
Holy shit are you me? I puked so hard from all of those seeds. It just made me a bit more talkative and that was it lmao.

>>8562808
We have a taco bell here owned by a third party. Fucking amazing everything is made slightly different and they make it look perfect.

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>>8555658

>>8562027
casserole tier but not inedible

>>8557479
http://triblive.com/lifestyles/morelifestyles/4026003-74/says-taste-supertasters

While camping I discovered a persimmon tree on my small island. I gathered a few of the ripe ones for a snack and a single unripe one. I have been told the unripe fruit is, "pretty sour".

Massive understatement. It tasted like chemical bitterant and left my mouth painfully dry for hours.

>>8552649
That looks like tubbie custard

>>8562988
I had fun for about an hour or two, felt mildly stoned and was just watching planet earth. I went outside for a smoke and bumped into a professor who probably realized my pupils were the size of quarters, and that really freaked me out. Found out weeks later he was a pretty cool guy and didn't really care. The rest of the trip was spent hiding in my room trying to find the right music to keep the panic at bay. I just remember looking at my watch and it wasn't moving, felt like it was 3:12 for hours. Eventually I came back down after maybe 6 hours, but I didn't quite feel normal again for about a week after that experience.

>>8558668
Wtf ive never heard of someone disliking rye before its just fucking bread...

blue cheese dressing

>>8562211

I know you were hungry as all hell, but what did you think had killed it just like that if it had no fight marks?