How do I make an apple pie from scratch?

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>>8548681
McDonalds still fries there pies where Iive.
Might as well pick up a bag of for me's while there.

FIRST YOU MUST create THE UNIVERSE?

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>>8548681
toasting an epic bread

>>8548731
>>8550092

What did he mean by this?

Plant seeds in fertile ground

>>8548681

to make an apple pie u must first make my asshole pucker

>>8548686
Jealous. I don't think any within a 30 min drive do for me.I don't even bother with them anymore.

>>8548681
>>8548731
*hits blunt*

>>8548681
Start by planting an apple tree sapling...

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>>8550092
>fix'd

Carl I'm just looking for a recipe you autistic fuck

was /ck/ a mistake?