Guys wish me luck

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>>8548590
:(

>>8548590
Looks like too little too late , OP.
Lucks not gonna make that white dog diarrhea taste good.

Sad!

what were you even making?

>>8548590
Sorry, OP. What were they supposed to be?

>>8548601
>>8548603
cookies

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Well I mean what can you pretend from someone whose best recipe looks like this one

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Final product: I prefer not to try it to prevent myself a fucking tumor, I should follow the exact recipe next time

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into the trash it goes

>>8548607
Very specific. Was the recipe you followed equally specific?

>>8548638
that recipe where you compensate everything because you haven't bought enough of some of the ingredients and you inevitably fuck up somewhere

>>8548628
Is that baked ice cream?

>>8548628
I'd break it up and eat with vanilla ice cream.

>>8548644
check'd
no vanilla ice cream
already in the trash
wouldn't dare to try that

>>8548595

You do realize that the main ingredients for cookies are flour, butter and sugar right?

>>8548718
flour check
butter check
sugar check
the recipe I followed implied eggs too
I did not measure the ingredients

>>8548720

Have you ever seen cookie dough before?
You mix four, butter sugar, whatever other flavorings like vanilla etc. And mix them until you have a dense malleable mixture.

>>8548734
it's easy to attack me now that I'm all fragile, wait until I finish my monster energy

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>>8548628
>only hurts a little bit

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>>8548765

OK, here is a fool proof cookie recipe from my family that you simply can not screw up.

1 cup Peanut Butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg

mix, roll into balls and press down on the cookie sheet.
bake at 375 or until lightly brown around the edge

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>>8549032
>TFW you're an oldfag and the first thing you think of is "it makes fire"

>>8549032
Would cold pressed, smooth, organic, free range, fair trade, gluten free peanut butter work with this recipe?

>>8549046
Yes. Make sure you activate it first.

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>>8548628
>not following the recipe
baking is an exact science
baking is an exact science
baking is an exact science

>>8549039
Oh Jesus, please tell me you have this /b/ screencap.
I instantly rememberes too.