What is the best cuisine and why is it European?

There is no such thing as "European cuisine."

>>8547031

Looks like a bunch of greasy buttshit

>>8547031
Amerifat education detected.

>>8547031

Italian. Pasta, pizza, cured meats, seafood, risotto. Fight me faggot.

>>8547044
It's from the continent of Europe mate. Ever heard of it? Look at a map sometime my fat American colleague

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>>8547142
>replying to the wrong comment

>>8547152

I replied to the right comment. It's not European. It's Italian. Every Italian might be European, but not every European is Italian. Most of your food is shit, especially the britbong garbage. Italians have the best food on the planet, and it is the only european country to even be in the top 5. Even Scottish food is better than British. They have delicious faggots. Britbongs are just faggots.

>>8547162
French cuisine is superior in every way to that greasy shite that you Italicucks call food

MAMA MADE A DA BESTA PASTA!

Literally poverty food

>>8547178

I'm Canadian, and French food is bland and flavorless without butter. it might be better than British food, but that's like saying it's better to get kicked in then balls once instead of getting kicked in the balls twice. Not that a French faggot would know anything about actually having balls...

>>8547044
Fuck off you commie faggot

>>8547192
>His non-country is literally half French half Asian

A FUCKING LEAF

>>8547162
The Brits make great pies and roasts. Rustic medieval cuisine. Very pleasant it's like some history book

>>8547275

Everyone everywhere can make a great roast, and a great pie has fruit or pumpkin in it.

>>8547031
I would love to watch a beautiful woman eat that...

>>8547281
>a great pie has fruit or pumpkin in it.
You disgust me and have clearly never had a pork pie.

>European cuisine
dumb
But Europe has the countries with the best cuisines, absolutely.

>>8547162
Are you retarded or just American?

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>>8547300

>>8547031
You rotten-toothed fucks aren't European, remember what you all decided?

>>8547192
>an Indian colony thinks it knows good cuisine

top lel

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>>8549263
>2016
>not knowing the difference between Europe and the EU
Retard.
>rotten toothed
Pic related.

>>8547031
>>8547146
>European, from the continent m8
>Posts British
This better be b8 m8 or I'll crack open your mum shite down her open wound.

>>8547031
>European
>Union Jack

John Cena.gif

While it's laughable to claim that any cuisine other than American is the best, French cuisine granted the world superior cooking techniques, Italians are amazing at starches and spain has fantastic seafood.

british people have contributed nothing to the world culinarily and should not be allowed to post on this board for any reason.

>>8549705
>british people have contributed nothing to the world culinarily and should not be allowed to post on this board for any reason.
Sticky Toffee Pudding

>>8549750
Yep, they contributed nothing.

british contributions:

mac and cheese
banoffee pie
actually decent beef stew
the sandwich as a concept
cheddar
battering and frying fish

>>8549705
It's ok bongs. I think your food is just fine.

>>8549298
>source: my asshole

>>8549750
I have never jeard of this, but I will google it as I'm always looking for ways to make my ass fatter.

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>>8547162
>Scottish food is better than British.
Scotland is a British country you blithering mong.

>>8549705
>british culinary invention

Clotted Cream

>>8549758
>the sandwich as a concept
when will this meme die? you honestly think that nobody before your bucktoothed, cousin-fucking island ever thought of putting some meat on a piece of bread?

>>8549804
Why do you think it's called a sandwich?

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>>8549758 mac and cheese is american, bruh.

fishhead pie
mold juice
powdered beef drink
yeast resin
plagiarized indian food
toast sandwich
pickled river worms
potatoes in some bread or something
baby food style peas
a beef mustard poptart
fish sticks
toothpaste mints

a fucking crayon drawing would have been a better contribution to the world

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>>8549812
>Mac and cheese is American
Dumb Shart.

>>8549824

>brits stealing yet another country's dish to save face

fucking your sister must have kept the blood out of your head for a while

>>8547031
>Britbong
>European

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>>8549842
>reading comprehension
Dumb Shart.

>>8549842
If you can't read the text in the picture then get your carer to help you. He'll be used to communicating with you using words of two syllables or less.
God bless.

>>8549847
>>8549853

ok bottles, stay wrong and forever obsessed.

>>8549925
>bottles
How drunk are you right now, thundercunt?

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>Brits trying to take credit for based Italian, French, and German cuisine

>>8547044
taking the bate

>>8547031
>Brits
>European

>>8549795

I never said they weren't the same country. Doesn't change the fact Scots aren't britbongs, and they have delicious pork faggots while britbongs are just faggots.

>>8547031
Those tomatoes don't even look fried.

>>8547281
Everyone everywhere can make any food they want. We have supermarkets and the Internet to help globalize the world

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>>8547031
>mfw brits try to compare their grease-based "cuisine" to actual good food from continental Europe

>>8550231
Scots literally are british though

>>8551265
Depends on which Scot you talk to. I'm no fuckin British. I'm no even Scottish to be perfectly honest, I'm Glaswegian. Feel no connection to the word British, neither do most people here.

>>8549705
>british people have contributed nothing to the world culinarily
Sorry mate, we were too busy keeping the world safe and warm to worry about what shape our pasta was.

>>8551456
Do you know Limmy?

>>8552119

Like when you guys defeated Hitler? Oh wait, that was the yanks...

>>8552194
Nice try.

>>8552203

Are you referring to all the genocide the English comitted while colonizing the globe? Or maybe you're referring to the time when you caused an opium epidemic in China? Could it be how many lives were slaughtered in the last thousand years keeping Ireland and Scotland under English rule? Those Scots and Irish can get pretty wiley, but I certainly don't think they were a danger to the entire globe. Please enlighten us about the time you are referring to?

>>8551456
well i'm from glasgow and BRITISH

so fuck off lefty fenian queer

Any cuisine that uses olive oil is top cuisine, Italian and Spanish are the top cuisines

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>>8552281
Can you name a more benign (successful) empire? One can't drag the world into the modern era without being in charge, and one can't be in charge without slapping down the odd rebellion, by force or subterfuge if necessary.

We ended slavery, thwarted Napoleon, gave the world a lingua franca, invented and built the machinery of the industrial revolution, and stood alone against Hitler when it counted.

Without the British empire you would likely be cold and hungry right now, either working in a field or crying in the dark, the slave of some foreign-speaking barbarian, himself the subject of a fascist dictator.

>genocide
If Britain decided to commit genocide you'd fucking know about it because it would be as successful as our other endeavours.

>>8552359

What a joke. You guys were conquered by Rome. Your most common religion came from the Middle East and it's centered on worshipping a Jew. You didn't end slavery, the world grew out of it. You used advanced technology against inferior opponents, or if you would prefer, you always brought a gun to a knife fight. I'm surprised the English empire lasted as long as it did considering how many boy fuckers there were. Also, you didn't do the world any favors standing up to Hitler. You fought for the wrong side. I'm not saying killing Jews was a good thing, but I'm not saying it was a bad thing either. I am saying if you guys fought for the right side, Europe wouldn't be the new Middle East it has become. Guess we know what happens when the English go to war with an equal opponent huh?

>>8552441
And which country are you from that hasn't been conquered in 2,000 years? Based on your whining about the British winning their wars unfairly, I'll bet it's somewhere that got a pounding.

Wherever you're from, the educational and mental health facilities seem to be failing quite tragically.

>>8552497

Is this your damage control? I never made any great claims about my own country, I merely disproved yours.

Christ this thread is awful. Why do Americans foam at the mouth when they see the word British?

>>8552506

I'm not American. Also, it was more about britbongs flipping out anytime someone says their meat pies and deep fried fish and potatoes aren't the greatest food on the planet.

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>>8552441
>English Empire
>English
Retard.

>>8552510
I can see this is pointless. You obviously have an axe to grind. I don't think British food is the best in the world (Spanish for my money) but I also don't think reducing everything to outdated tired stereotypes is a good way to look at the world either.

>>8552513

I dont believe in Great Britain.

>>8552514

Sounds like something a Jew would say...

>>8552515
England is a constituent country of Great Britain, anon.

>>8552518

I will always view England, Ireland, and Scotland completely separate from each other. The English are the British, but I will not refer to all three as Great Britain. Not until every man, woman, and child in Ireland and Scotland desire it, and we all know that will never happen.

>>8552500
You disproved nothing. You made some vague, meaningless, and quite bizarre claims about Britain, and then you started crying about not getting the chance to be genocided by Hitler.

I wonder why you refuse to reveal which country you're from. Is it because that would reveal your hypocrisy, or because your country is a pathetic failure compared to Britain?

>>8552525
Everyone always forgets the Welsh.....

>>8552530

Since I made no claims about my country's greatness or its cuisine, I don't see how it is at all relevant to this conversation. I also didn't make bizarre claims. Had Germany won, Europe would still be a white continent. The killing of the Jews I could take it or leave it, and it's not like I want all middle easterners to die, I just feel they have their place and we have ours. They have turned Europe into a disgusting shithole, and are working their way through North America. We as whites are not welcome in the Middle East, I see no reason to welcome them into our own countries. Also, England is shit. Fuck England right in its eel pie loving asshole. You guys played a huge part in turning Europe into the new Middle East, and then you bail like you can just wipe your hands clean of it. We know what you did, and we won't forget it...

>>8552531

We are talking about people here!

>>8552534
The UK and USA are going to destroy the EU.
This is not necessarily a bad thing.

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>>8552525
Your country is relevant to this conversation because you are necessarily comparing Britain to something when you disparage that country. What are you comparing it to? Some perfect Utopian fantasy?

I'm gonna guess Scottish, based on a guess that this: >>8552525 is you, and your comment about having been conquered by the Romans. Well, we gave you a chance to vote for your independence, can't say fairer than that. Do you think Nazi Germany would've offered you independence? And whatever guilt you can lay at the feet of Jews, you can't deny that many Jews (and other groups) targeted by the Nazis were completely innocent. You'd be singing a different song if it was your family being massacred by German soldiers.

As for the issue of mass immigration, that's more the fault of the EU than England, the EU that England voted to leave (and Scotland voted to stay part of). Had Germany won WW2, England would be under the control of a European dictatorship. Even knowing what we know now, that's unacceptable to a free society like ours. Europe was liberated by Britain, we can't be held responsible for whatever suicidal policies they adopt after that.

>>8552563

I'm not a Scot. I'm also not comparing you to anyone. I'm holding England accountable for the things it has done in the past. I also find it troubling you believe Europe living under a white dictatorship would be worse than what it is now. Nazi Germany was one of, if not the most economically prosperous period in history for any country ever, and certainly the most prosperous period for any European country in the 1900s. I really don't understand your argument here. Are you saying you like the way Europe is today? To be completely honest, it kind of sounds like you don't think the Jews did anything wrong either. Once again, I'm not saying they did anything that made them deserve what happened to them, but can anyone be surprised when they come into a country that is not their own and take advantage of everyone they can at every possible opportunity? The Jews are not responsible for the economic hardships Germany suffered at the end of WW1, but they are the reason it was nearly impossible for Germany to recover from those hardships. They let Germans starve while they got fat and wealthy charging absurd interest rates on loans, or outrageous prices for necessary goods. They never tried to be a part of society, they just tried to take advantage of it at every single opportunity that was presented to them. They treated the Germans as less than human, it should be no surprise the Germans returned that favor.

>>8547178
>greasy shite that you Italicucks call food
>greasy
what? fucking burgers know only lard on p'zza

Italian is the best cuisine Europe hast to offer and I say that as a German, that knows all the cuisines but has the shittiest (after Brits with their beans on toast and Scandis with milk'n'shit)

>/ck/: Food & Cooking

>>8552628

Americans have lots of delicious food. Don't be fooled by all the obesity. No country is perfect, but at least Americans are the French or English...

>>8549804
of course they put meat on bread, they used to use bread as the plate. the concept of the sandwich is between two slices of bread

>>8552441
wow

Good to see that the mods are fine with the hourly Britain obsession threads.

10/10 work.

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Looks good to me

>>8552510
>>8552514

meat pies are dry as fuck. They are called pot pies in the US which is known for being trailer trash tier food. Fish and chips are fucking fish sticks and potatos, and literally baby food for any developed country. It doesn't help that it is often served with mushy peas to further the stereotype.

>>8553123
Seriously like, invest your time into something useful. It doesn't matter what you post, it's borne out of ignorance and some weird kind of anger.

>>8553322

Jew

>>8547031
>What is the best cuisine

I'd have to go with Thai food.

I like the way their stir fry always incorporates a lot of vegetables with the protein. I'm also a fan of the garlic/chili/ginger seasoning trifecta.

>>8553621

Ginger is rare in Thai food. Are you sure you're not thinking of galagal? I also found it curious that you left out palm sugar and fish sauce, which are every bit as common (if not moreso) than the seasonings you did mention.

Or are you eating fake Thai?

>>8553621

Nobody is saying Thailand doesn't have great food, it's just kind of repetitive. There isn't a whole lot of variety.

>>8553624

Lemme guess. You've never actually been to Thailand, you're just used to the same generic menu that most western Thai restaurants have. Rainbow curries, right?

And let me guess: Chinese food is limited to Kung Pao, General Tso's and sweet-and-sour, right?

All Italians look like Super Mario and subside solely on linguine, all Danish people are white and blonde and only eat herring. I'm really jealous of the U.S having so many cultures, for thousands of years we haven't been able to cross our own borders and immigration only happened last year with all them islams

>>8553628

You're right, I have never been to Thailand. I have been to a few Asian countries, Thailand is not one of them. I do have an uncle who is married to a woman from Thailand tho, and every Thai dish she cooks is nearly the same flavour profile and very few changes in ingredients. I'm also guessing you're some pretentious faggot who acts like he knows more about Asian culture because you watched a lot of anime. I bet you even eat Thai food with chopsticks instead of using a fork to place the food on your spoon...

>>8553701
>the same flavour profile
Let me guess: salty, sweet and sour?

>>8553714

More like salty, fishy, and spicy. Well, spicy to normal people. She couldn't handle two bites of what I call spicy...

>>8547044
Curry is pretty dope.

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>>8553123
>pies filled with delicious gravy are dry

Neck yourself faggot

real chinese food

or mexican

>>8553945
>real Chinese food

Poor puppers

>>8553945
Chinese food from Mexico especially in Mexicali

>>8547031
>they even sliced the tomatoes the wrong way before plating them

>>8553945
>real chinese food

this is kind of a bizarre thing to say because china is a massive country with like a billion distinct cuisines

>>8554173

But absolutely none of them resemble westernized Chinese food.

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Yummy

>>8552441
the truest statement ever made on this subreddit

>>8547031
i bet that beer tastes like shit.
wanna trade bait?
let's bait together...
let's jack each other off on a shitty image board filled with sjw fuckwits.

I quite like blood sausage

>>8552525
>Ireland is a British country
Retard.

>>8554944
So it's just beans on toast with cheese?
This is probably quite palatable and nutritionally sensible

>>8556540
Northern Ireland fuckstick.

>>8549298
>% of tooth decay
how do you compute that?

>>8556552
Is not Ireland.
Ireland is a sovereign nation in its own right.

>>8556552
>>8556561
You're both stupid. Neither Northern Ireland nor the Republic of Ireland are British countries.

>>8556540
>>8556552
>>8556561
>>8556727
You're all fucking retarded, Ireland is part of the British Isles and is therefore a British country
The fact that RoI is independent from the UK is irrelevant

>>8556547
They stopped making them because people are basically retarded and won't try new cuisines

>>8556750
Americunt "education"

>>8553721
Damn, you complaint about her a lot. You really want to fuck her, right?

How is this thread still going? Mods are almost as horribly xenophobic and America-centric as the ones on /r/sports.

Mexican and Arab/Turk food is better than European (with the exception of Italian)

>>8557272

naw dude. She looks like her face got hit by a truck, and has one of the worst personalities of anyone I have ever met in my life. I stopped talking to my uncle over 3 years ago just because I never wanted to see his wife again. Also, bringing her up twice isn't a lot...

>>8556750

Believing Ireland is a part of Great Britain is the same as thinking Tibet and Taiwan are part of China. Fuck you, shit eating boy fucker...