Going to Outback Steakhouse for the first time this weekend,

No idea, there's only 7 outback steakhouse restaurants in Australia and all of them are over 2,500km away from me

>>8544842
Boong booze, only the finest chilled methylated spirits served in a martini glass by one of our aboriginal bartenders

File: bloomin_onion_nutrition.png (30KB, 1084x468px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 1084x468px

Be sure to the onion thing.

>>8544842
Go to the bathroom and look for a hole in one of the stalls. When you see the pink star, insert your tongue into it and dig around with it.

appetizer: buffalo wings or chicken quesadillas
entree: philly cheesesteak
dessert: new york cheesecake

>>8544896
it's meant to serve like 6 people retard

>>8544842
outback is really awful nowadays. it was never that great but now it's just laughably bad. good luck. get something that can't fuck up. I don't even reccommend getting the burger. they fucked mine up.

>>8545032
It's for a qt's birthday so I'll be happy no matter what I get :^) what's the least bad thing?

>>8544898
>the voice of experience

>>8545136
I hope you score with the qt!
And then the outback onions and meat fester in her stomach and she shits during coitus - a yellow vinegary diarrhea staining the sheets and your thighs.

>>8545150
Never change, /ck/

>>8545150
The qt said it was her favorite restaurant too... hmm, I'm reconsidering my attraction if it's really as bad as you say.

>>8545175
If anything, the diarrhea would make me more attracted to her.
If you clean her up, shower her and sneak the occassional taste of the butt mud, she's yours forever.

>>8545014
>1 onion
>feeds 6 people

File: IMG_0038.jpg (45KB, 555x444px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 555x444px

>>8545181
>tfw she is too beautiful to get diarrhea

>>8545240
Shit happens, anon.