Hey /ck/.. birthday today Dont know if i should get a tall cup

>>>/r9k/

Get pizza

end yourself at once, frogposter

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>>8543089
Hey OP.

Happy Birthday.

It might be your only one, but I'm going to drink a toast of E&J Brandy to your special day right now.

Many Happy Returns! :-)

post a pic of the cat

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>>8543117
>>8543120

Drink another one lol

Heres cat

>>8543089
Happy Birthday anon.
Splurge man. Coffee and donuts then wash it down with a nice pizza and two liter. Smoke a joint. Get YouTube on auto play and watch retards saying and doing the dumbest shit. Sounds like a blast

>>8543158
what did you do to piss him off?

>>8543158
Why does your cat have the cheekbones of an attractive man? Your cat is literally more chad than you.

>>8543167
Lol youtube.
Are you a time traveller from 2016?
That site is dead now and such a money pull for google that they killed it in November 2017.
You just can't pay 25,000 people $250,000 a month when your entire user base clicks .02% of the videos you show them and visit your site for a mere 10 minutes a day.
There was no ad revenue. They changed the algorithm to hide 99% of published content and they died.
Poor guys, was fun while it lasted.

>>8543158
Cute cat OP. Give it some pets for me. And happy birthday.

Happy bday anon. Why don't you get delivery? Something special you know?

Maybe some booze after? Maybe from your local Asian mr lee liquor or Indian liquor mr singhs?

Enjoy Anon!

>>8543089
Take a shot of bleach and fire up that noose anon
You might as well seriously kill yourself

Cook something, loser.

>>8543089

Happy Birthday anon

>>8543222
>they killed it in November 2017.
Are you a time traveler?

>>8543089
Happy birthday anon. You know it's the super bowl right? You can probably go to a sports bar and get free drinks from the bar and drunk people

>>8543158
With cats you're never alone :)

>>8543306

Gross and depressing.

>>8543287


...pumo?

>>8543202
I've noticed that neutered (and sometimes female) american shorthairs tend to have very sharp cheekbones.

>>8543303
I can't wait for the future!