This is what authentic Hungarian goulash looks like.

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Looks nice :)

I'd definitely eat it if the meat was halal :D

>>8542758
looks good, why the fuck aren't the carrots cut smaller though

>>8542760
Most nonlurking /ck/ users don't deserve it

Op gib recipe

So it's beef stew?

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This is what authentic American goulash looks like.

>>8542847
Well, he's not wrong about it being authentic as American goulash. It's not normal goulash though.

Also, I've never had American goulash that greasy - what the fuck

>>8542758
Where are the peppers? And what is wrong with your potatoes?
>>8542760
Buttmad third-worlder detected
>>8542779
I was thinking the same thing. My oral cavity just isn't spacious enough to fit carrot sticks of that size without having to nibble on them.
>>8542847
Jesus that looks like it's 50% oil

>>8542859
>>8542779

Have you guys ever used carrots before in stews? They are insanely soft and will fold over in your mouth as you eat it. The rigidity is closer to a noodle

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>>8542758
>literally beef stew

Wow slav """"culture""""

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>>8543032
>hungarians
>slavs

>>8543037
You're right, they're actually gypsies, which is worse

>>8542758

11/10, Would marry.

>>8543041
I know one hungarian and he's basically a short aryan. That's representative of all of them, I'm sure.

>>8543041
Gypsies are Indo-Europeans. Hungarians are Uralics.
>>8543101
Hungarians look nothing like any Indo-Aryan group, m8

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>>8542758
No, it's not, not even close.

This is what a Hungarian Gulyas looks like.

>>8542758
nobody cuts their fuckin carrots like that.

>>8543184
It's authentic Hungarian julienne

>>8543184
Someone obviously does judging by the photo.
Retard.

>>8543199
The word you are looking for is artisanal. Barely cut your carrots, call it artisanal and sell it to hipsters for twice the regular price.

>>8543216
Take a deep breath and calm down, son.
What you're attempting to correct is something which was very much done intentionally, building upon the wording of the OP in a humorous jab.

>>8543231
I know sarcasm isn't easily detectable in written form my friend, especially on 4chan. But in this case I thought it was very obvious.

>>8542760
Why can't you get off the dialup, oldtimer?

>>8543199
You can't just put the word hungarian in front of a word and make it change the meaning of the word.

>>8543164
this

>>8543145

Gypsies = Indo-Europeans? HAH. Gypsies are Indo-Aryans totally different group people. The last group of people to move to Europe.

>>8543349
This, they are related to subcontinental Asians and Persians.

>>8543273
The problem isn't my connection. The problem is Hiroshimoot's shitty third world image servers that take forever to load images.

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>>8543164
breh

>>8542758
Is this...
Is this not just beef stew? Am I retarded?

>>8542758

hungarian here... that's what water thin goulash looks like with big ass carrots. but also idgaf I'm not a texan telling you how to do your chili.

>>8542758

not red enough.

needs like, a half cup of paprika in it.

>>8543349
They actually are Indo-Europeans, strange as it may seem, they are more Aryan to the meaning of the word than Hungarians or Finns

t. anthropology student

>>8543164
this, minus that green crap on it

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>>8543041
>>8543101
This is how we look like, gypsies are like niggers in murica

>>8545411
No one cares about you guys like that.
Appalachian italians are the real white niggers.
You guys just hide in trailer parks and fuck off mostly.

>>8545420
Im not a gypsy shit just sayin
I was talking about Hungarians

>>8545411
Hungarians aren't gypsies. They are WE WUZ MONGOLS AND HUNS AND SHIIIIIET.

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This is what authentic Czech goulash looks like.

>>8542758
>too oily
>not enough paprika
>not a thickened sauce, just broth
>everything isn't cut uniformly


Fuck off, m8.

>>8542847
Wrong again, fucktard.
That shit is an abomination. It's not goulash, it's more akin to chili mac. Gross. That's some weird trailer trash thing.

>>8545595
>bread dumplings
Hell yeah.

>>8545595
Looks really good! The first gulash pic I've seen that I'd like to try. Do you have a recipe?

>>8542834
>is goulash a beef stew?
What do you think, Genius?

>>8542758
Pls gib recipe

>>8542758
I have a hungarian friend who offered to cook goulash for our social circle

Seeing that image, I'm kind of inclined to take him up on the offer.

>>8545682
sorry mate my mom made it, i dont have a recipe

>>8545688

Have you considered the possibility of asking your mom for the recipe?

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>>8542758
>>>8545682
>sorry mate my mom made it, i dont have a recipe

Pls ask mum

>>8543164
This, went to Hungary asked for goulash this is what I got.

>>8542758
>>8543164
I'd eat both of them (provided that's not fucking cilantro in the 2nd pic). Looks hearty and something good to eat in winter.

>>8543164
mate, that is not goulash. even though the constituents seem similar, a hall mark of goulash is its stew-like nature. you are posting a soup. i have lived in every corner of Hungary and never once seen it prepared like that except at non-Hungarian owned restaurants/diners that just make their own variation of Goulash.

>>8542758

Go be Italian somewhere else.

>>8542758
lacks fresh crushed black pepper and some green herb topping

>>8545890
Hi, Drumpff!

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>>8545643

>>8545952
My family/hurritage is Hungarian, so thankfully I've never seen this garbage in my life.

I've had good luck using short ribs for goulash, it just takes a while. Going to try my hand at a pot tonight. Apparently banana peppers here in the States are a substitute for the green frying peppers?

>>8545793
Cilantro is not that much used in Europe, I suppose it's parsley.
And yes, goulash and winter is a perfect match.

>>8545836
Dude, you must have been in alternative facts Hungary.
Gulyás is more of a soup, if it's stew-like it's a Pörkölt or a Paprikás.

>>8545663
Lots of people have their own recipes, but basically it's as follows:

Get about equal parts onion and beef stew meat, brown the meat and cook the onions until soft. Add salt and pepper, garlic, and a decent amount of Hungarian paprika. Add a small amount of water (you could also use beef stock), maybe half a cup or so, and let it simmer. Keep adding small amounts of water as it evaporates, until the meat is tender. Add in some crushed marjoram and maybe caraway seed if desired about 10-15 minutes before you're ready. Some people thicken it with flour or breadcrumbs, but the best way is to add water in small amount as it cooks until the meat is tender and the desired consistency is achieved. Garnish with sliced onion and peppers, and serve with dumplings, or potatoes, or pasta.

Recipes do vary. Some people use thickeners. Some people use tomatoes or tomato paste. Some people add hot sauce or hot peppers (sometimes I sneak in a little hot paprika along with the regular). Some people use less onions. There is one version where sauerkraut is added. You can even make a soup version.

>>8542847
Actually, thats a chicago style deep dish pizza

>>8546546
Actually, you're a retard and a newfag.
Lurk moar.

>>8545952
Why call it goulash when it has nothing in common with goulash? It's basically macaroni with bolognese sauce. There isn't even paprika.

>>8546574
Why call it grilled cheese when it's pan-fried?
Why call it mincemeat when there's no meat in it, minced or otherwise?
Why call it alt-right when it's neo-nazism?
Why call it sweetbread when it's neither sweet nor bread?

Just life's little mysteries~

>>8546566
we meet again

>>8542760
dont know, how do

>>8546574
You use hundreds of words in your ordinary life that mean something other than their original meaning. Why bitch about this one? No one cares.

>>8546492
Thanks. I like hot, so I'll probably use some hot paprika as well as the hungarian.

>>8543145
As an actual Hungarian. You people don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>>8546574
Blame the midwesterners.

yeah good thing those whole carrot sticks are there, wouldn't want to have them thoroughly cooked or anything

also
>too poor to have actual beef in goulash
>use the shittiest cuts of pork we can find
>$1/lb, might as well be hot dog meat
JUST

>>8542847
MMMM yeah buddy. The stuff of my ancestors. Love me some goulash. I make it at least once a month, even in the spring time. Some good stuff.

>>8545643
Chili mac has chili powder in it and no cheese. Goulash has cheese added normally and paprika instead of chili powder. Maybe if you weren't such a babby you could try things you think are gross and find you like them instead. Learn to real food before you try acting like you know something and throw a fit on the internet and embarrass yourself yet again.

>>8543032
Magyars, ya dummy.

>>8545952
Seriously? I would call that mac and beef or chilimac. Or uhh, beefaroni if it's shit tier.

>>8547435
kurva kicsi fasz anyad

>>8543199
Thanks for the best laugh I've had in weeks.

>>8543349
>Gypsies = Indo-Europeans? HAH. Gypsies are Indo-Aryans totally different group people.
>>8543377
>This, they are related to subcontinental Asians and Persians.
Indo-Aryans are a subgroup of Indo-Europeans, you Mongolian.