I'm sorry, we don't have Coke; is Pepsi okay?

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>implying anyone would ever, anywhere, order coke over pepsi

nice 1 cletus

>I'm sorry we don't have any decent ideas, are stale reposts okay?

>>8541220
Fuck you

>>8541216
I would order coke definitely over pepsi

i didnt fucking order coke you stupid ugly cunt i ordered a fucking milk get my milk or i will put your head to the grill you ugly sloot

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>>8541293
WAITRESS BTFO

>>8541491
b-b-b-but she is working for less than minimum wage and if you don't tip her she will be evicted from her apartment and starve to death

>>8541213

I would order water or beer. If I did order a cola, I would order coke. If they offered Pepsi instead, I wouldn't care very much. It's all the same once it's in my stomach. As long as they don't bring my medium rare steak out overcooked, there will be no complaints from me...

>>8541515
OK dad

>>8541509
i will put my tip into her vagina

>>8541515

I've always wondered, when reading paragraphs in your head, how are you supposed to imagine the "..." being vocalized when they're used to end a sentence with nothing then following?

Also, do you have Pepsi Max? I like Pepsi Max. Pepsi Max tastes like artificial cold and I like things that taste cold. Pepsi Max is famous and famous drinks are good for me

IS MONOPOLY MONEY OK? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>8541213
Yeah sure let me take off my pants and bend over the table so you can fuck me in the ass too. Do you have lube or am I going to have to go dry too?

>>8541213
Pepsi is what i ordered in the first place