tfw when you wake up and amazon

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40 dollars rip off!!

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I can't decide; I will eat and review a bar suggested in a minute or literally two.

Are you really so fat you can't even scratch yourself?

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>>8540443
Very few candy bars do I buy and eat. This was a purchase of internet shopping compulsion.

did you actually pay $40 for that?

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>>8540465
Yea senpai. My estimations suggest I overpaid perhaps by 13%. It was a late night decision.

brah candy bars don't even taste that good especially after 2 bites

You were best off getting the snack version of all of them

>>8540563
Op here, You are pretty gosh darn correct. It has nothing on the refreshing quaff of clean water.

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>>8540563
Holy shit dawg, the PB snickers squares were dull, but the 100 GRAND bars are not 4 littles bars, but two wide squares. These are like 1000 grand and the taste is honey and wine springing forth from the gooey (chewy^tm)caramel. The chocolate is on double duty rendering a first cold then yielding mouthfeel while giving dark brown tones to support the floral caramel unctuousnous that leaves a spent taste in the mouth, sour traces for saliva to salt. 8/10

pb snickers squares 6.5/10 ok if you're hungry or find it

>>8540652
holy fuck that 100 grand bar is glorious

>>8540652
100 grand bars will always be the ubercandy

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I can feel the sugar in my brain. tfw no qt goth chubby gf to share chocolate with

>>8540652
Excellent description. Couldn't put the experience of eating a 100 Grand into better wording if I tried.

>>8540692
I didn't even mention the crispy bits. They were like pop pop pop in the mouth, percussion like I guess. Grainy enough to remind you of your humanity, but elegant enough to be enjoyed without feeding on filler items like some farm animal or working poor.

I hope a corporate marketing intern doesn't steal my wording, oh boy. I'd forget it by then anyways, so don't bother.