Running to McDonalds, what do you guys want?

>>8540372
>bacon
>not sausage
Fag

>>8540372
mcgangbang. or a big mac with mcchickens instead of beef patties.

>>8540372
20 nuggets
hand full of each sauce
2 mc doubles
mc chicken
no drink

My wife back...

i'm still looking for m-my son, i left him at the buffet... could you go look?

>>8540398
*smack*

>>8540372
#1 no cheese with a diet coke

>>8540398
looking for my wifes son, his name is Saul.
come back saul, i did not mean to upset you

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I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>8540372
For me?
It's the McChicken.

>>8540372
20 piece hashbrowns all fresh please

I'll have some french fried, sweer potato and chicken nugger please.

>>8540372
Mango smoothie

>>8540379

You should try putting a mcchicken inside a double quarter pounder. I call it the mcfattygangbang. It's a lot better if you get Big Mac sauce on the mcchicken instead of mcchicken sauce.

>>8540491
why not just go the extra step and shove a ton of fries in the middle instead of the big macs middle bread

>>8540491
You should try putting a mcchicken inside your wifes son

>>8540505

I don't actually eat McDonald's, I just want someone to eat a mcfattygangbang and post results...

>>8540518

My wife's son beat me up pretty badly last time I tried to put something in his ass, I'm not making that mistake again!

>>8540531
My wife's son is a top and very adamant about it too. FeelsGayMan

>>8540543

Is your wife's boyfriend also a top? Mine is...

>>8540531
>I just want someone to eat a mcfattygangbang
guy you responded to here. we're talking about putting an entire mcchicken between the two patties of a double quarter pounder, right? i've been drinking...

>>8540553
Samesies

>>8540553
>>8540543
>>8540531
my wifes bull DeShaun makes me bring him to popeyes,

>>8540565

Yup, instead of the junior chicken between the patties of a Mcdouble

2 big macs
Medium fries
Medium Hi-C
Medium chocolate shake

>>8540578
Junior chicken? what country are you from? never heard of that in america.

>>8540578
>>8540584
Isn't a jr chicken at freckle bitches?

>>8540565
>we're talking about putting an entire mcchicken between the two patties of a double quarter pounder,
no we are talking about putting mcchicken in my wifes son

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>>8540372
#2, 25 McChickens, and a McDouble ... that's for more than one ... and I'll take my self-respect if you see it.

>>8540595
oh, I was thinking of putting one inside a double quarter pounder, then putting that inside me.

>>8540599
thats sick. wtf is your problem?

>>8540603
you cant read? it says right there.

>>8540584

Canada. We have the mcchicken and the junior chicken. Junior chicken costs the same as a mcdouble

>>8540607
Alright you hoser, I found some dr. oetker pizza in burger land. Am I in for some disappointment?

>>8540606
omg thats so crude, stop. omg weirdo
get a load of this creepo

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>>8540625

They make my favorite frozen pizzas

13 cookies
pineapple mango smoothie

>>8540632
Maybe I should of got more then.. they were only 2 dollary doos each!

Nothing, I don't eat processed poison.

>>8540640

They do make a solid frozen pizza. I like the rising crust kind. If I have thin crust pizza, I want it to be fresh.

just had a big mac but i seent they got the grand mac there now 860 calories

>>8540372
#3
Substitute drink for a cup of coffee w/ one cream and no sugar.

>>8540739
grand mac is a mess. it's better to just get two big macs.

>>8540372
Just get me a mcdouble a bacon mcdouble a jr chicken a jr bacon ranch chicken and a large diet coke.

>>8540387
Right in the feels anon.

DQP4ME

Quarter Pounder
Medium fries
Large Hi-C
Apple pie

Make sure there are no pickles in the burger

2 Double Cheeseburgrs, a McChicken, and a large fry.

I'll take one McChicken, please. And don't forget to ball it up!

The reformed pulp of a trillion chickens. I mean a 10 piece McTendies.

>>8540372
>>8540372
I just want you to come back, dad. We all miss you.

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Get me a McRide!

>>8540372
43 chicken nuggets

>>8540372
A double whooper please.

>>8540491
Sounds more like "raping a feminist burger"

>>8540372
McGriddle meal, no cheese. Coffee. Thanks, m8

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These babies

for me, its the mc chicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8541831
so mcdonalds is that countries jack in the box?

>>8541910
I dunno, I have no idea what Jack-in-the-box is. That picture is only a seasonal menu though. Winter = high-calorie burgers.

chicken biscuit, sausage egg and cheese mcgriddle, and a hashbrown

>>8540372
3 sausage burrito's with mild sauce, 2 hash browns and a medium ice coffee with cream & 2 sugars. $8 ought to cover it.

>>8541831
Can confirm Polish McDodo's is pretty high-tier.

What do you think of Sphinx senpai?

>>8541831
no idea what language that is but that burger on the very left looks pretty delish.
I wish american mcdonalds would do shit like that.

>>8540372
spicy chicken sammy with cheese, a mcdouble and fries

>>8540372
S H A M R O C K

>>8540372
Maestro burger with old amsterdammer cheese, and boeren friet, a McKroket and a raspberry Frappé pls

4me it is DQPWC, HFF & a ICCC

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>>8540372

Two freshly made filet-o-fish sandwiches, with a full slice of cheese on each. I'm coming with you, so we can pull over immediately and I can enjoy them at their best.

what was the name of the orange and purple halloween shake they used to have

>>8544208

They aren't half bad when they are made fresh.

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>>8544208
>Full slice of cheese on each

Congratulations on not being a filthy cuckold.

>half slice of cheese

Anyone who orders that sandwich the way it comes is a degenerate cuck. Either demand the full slice you deserve or have them omit the cheese entirely.

>>8544208
They actually are surprisingly decent fish filets, if convenience or necessity sends me to McDicks, I usually get one of them.

>>8540372
A plain quarter pounder i guess. fries and rootbeer please.

>>8540433
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese,two number 9's, a number 9 large, and a large soda

>>8544651
tell your story to ghost

>>8544651
God dammit smoke why the fuck do I hang out with you

>>8540372
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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>>8540372
no pickles

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>>8540372
chicken selects

>>8540372
Kys

a #1 with orange juice and two breakfast burritos

and hopefully a place to go shit after about 20 minutes

>>8540435
this to be quite honest family

2 hash browns and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit. Everytime.

>>8540372
NUGGS

>>8540372
I don't know, are there any food places between here and there?

Same thing I always get, double big mac meal no pickles, large fries and a drink with a junior chicken and bacon mcdouble (also no pickles) on the side

bring me back a new life

a hot little tranny or trap to suck me off and i maybe have a cheeky suck on her too

>>8546495
are you uncle lenny?

>>8540543
Come on anon, you gotta show her boy who's boss or you'll never be the McMan of The House. No bottom is a McMan of The House.

Also, get me a saimin, op. I realize you have to go all the way to Hawaii for it but I also realize that I hate you.

>>8545220
My nigga

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IF YOU WANT WACKARNOLDS YOU GOTS TO GO THROUGH ME

YA CUT OFF

>>8540372
my dignity

>>8546561
Kek

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Serious question guys, im about to get some mcdonalds, what should i get? Will post results.

>>8547416
Ketchup sandwich

>>8547439
Fucking hell. Anyone else? leaving in 10

Quarter pounder, medium fry and a Shamrock Shake (if they don't have it yet, a chocolate shake will do). Thanks OP

>>8547444
Filet-O-Fish.

Do it. If you haven't had one before, you'll be in heaven. Also get extra mayonnaise packets for your fries.

>>8547416
>>8547444
get 20 mcchickens and eat them all in one sitting.

>>8541831

It's really fucking annoying how every country outside of USA and Canada has amazing fast food.

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Two please.

>>8540422
Is Saul even a black name?

>>8544208
Should I try going into McDick's on a Sunday and order one of these?

I imagine it'll be fresh due to all the Catholics ordering them.

>>8540372
2 breakfast burritos
1 sausage mcgriddle
1 blt bagel (im using canadian menu)
1 large orange juice
1 hash brown

a penisburger with penis fries, plenty of mayo

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>>8548780
I'd highly recommend it.
Try the Double if you really like sea tendies.

2 McDoubles, a medium size fries and a medium sized Dr. Pepper.

>>8544651
You're a big guy

For me?
It's gotta be the McChicken

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I'll have this.

>>8540372
>10 piece nugs, bbq and sweet & sour
>filet-o-fish extra tartar
>large fries
>double cheeseburger
>large water

Ate that yesterday. Hit the spot after a long day at work with no lunch

>>8548900
i genuinely feel sick after watching this

>>8548924
>tfw trying to count calories to lose some weight
>went to mcdonalds because I went to bed hungry, didn't have breakfast, just wanted some fucking food
>Half my days calories in two fucking mcchickens
I hate life

>>8548900
God damn you.

>>8548900
I'll have your fucking head, lad.

Two McChickens add bacon and tomato please.

Can you just get me two large fries, extra salt please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcUOTrlpSuI

One of the few normie things I listen to unironically.

>>8540372
For you to change your mind and go literally anywhere else.

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>>8548826
for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUT_r2bGyUs

>>8540379
that's not how you do it
it's a mcdouble with a mcchicken placed inbetween the patties
what I get everytime