What's for dinner lads?
>>8528827
Elite and muscular choice lad
Envious 2bh.
toast and coffee for me
Vegan eel sashimi
Just left a saxon in the loo lads
katsu chicken sushi and 375 ml pepsi max
baked beans with milo garnish lads
>>8528837
>this forced """""meme"""""
fuck off
I had two sandwiches on kaiser rolls.
One roast beef, kosher salt, freshly ground pepper, red and white onions, and lettuce. With zig zags of spicy brown mustard on both sides.
The other sandwich was Turkey, bacon, and thousand island dressing.
Both were delicious and I washed it down with pineapple juice!
>>8528843
sounds a bit poncy mate
Lewis Road Choccy
absolutely seething my local KFC is shut for renovations
gonna make chicken curry later. now im eating breakfast. rye bread, cutlings, cheese and pickle slices and green tea with honey
life in the /bool/
>>8528844
What's poncy about it? Its simple as fuck.
I also added chips to the turkey sandwich cuz I like the crunch and texture. If thats pretentious then idk what you consider simple.
>>8528859
you sound like a poof lad
>>8528859
shut the fuck up faggot
Quinoa chilli with chipotle mayo and pinapple guac
>>8528859
LITERALLY end your """life""" you pathetic waste of space
>I like the crunch and texture
KEK, the ABSOLUTE state off YOU
Reminder that New Zealand runs /ck/
i could heem anyone in this thread
>>8528844
>anything that isn't fast food is 'poncy'
Fuck I hate modern /ck/
He literally put some basic ingredients and some sauce on fucking bread. Why the fuck are you on a cooking board if you don't like to cook.
>>8528872
KEK I can LITERALLY feel the absolute rage you were in when you made this post
>>8528872
uuuuuuuuh mate
you okay mate?
does this LOOK like a cooking thread?
did you see anyone posting about cooking in this thread apart from a poncy faggot?
/ck/ on life support watch
/nz/ on thriving nation watch
I know everything about cooking, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the recipies, the ingredients, the flavours, techniques and textures. I can't even begin to tell you how many different meals I have made but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cooking facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow /ck/ friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push modern cooking techniques on here for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the economics and seen my sharp wit and clever use of mattposting at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT my cooking skill is. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my cooking experience, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 100% of cooking posts on here, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to have a katsu chicken sushi and 375ml pepsi max.
there is nothing worse than people who try to force their cooking on you
I cringe every time
>>8528827
>cat
Post more pictures of kot, motherfucker.
>>8528888
musclar quads
>>8528894
Thanks. I squat twice daily.
>>8528892
Wrong board, fuckwit.
>>8528917
There's never a wrong place for pictures of cats, anon.
>>8528929
literally rddt: the animal
>>8528861
>>8528863
>>8528865
Stfu new zealand faggots go bend some bananas
Nothing poncy bout this.
>>8528872
They're just lazy faggots who think pizza hut is good.
>>8528868
Kek
You're so fucking mad m8
>>8528947
>dole
>>8528966
What would you suggest instead?
>>8528972
i suggest getting a job lol
>>8528974
I do have a job. Try again
walkcunt on pooicide watch
>>8528827
your pizza hut still has sauce drizzle?
>>8528847
>NOT PIZZA FLAVOUR
you fucked up cunt
>>8528973
Alright, fuck mate, so it tasted bad, doesn't mean you have to take a pic after you've hurled it up
>>8528872
alright chef autiste
>>8528973
McCain parma.
>>8528827
Dominoes and Pizza Hut is the worst take away you can possibly get your hands on. i dont fucking understand it. get the cinnamon thingy everyone says! fuck the cinnamon thingy it tastes like unfinished stale dough
>>8528827
That's not much for $36 ausbro.
Didn't you have a coupon?
>>8528843
>!
get out
so......ive got some rice and beans that i can cook
im pretty depressed so i dont have an issue with bland food
ill cry myself to sleep after that
last night I had eye round roast sliced thin with mustard, a green salad and roasted potatoes and carrots.
the gravy came out shitty, unfortunately, I think I put too much of the marinade in the roasting pan.
later on I went and got McDonalds
>>8528827
Chickpea salad with tomatoes, feta, avocado, olives, cumin and lime. Pretty tasty
>>8528854
My brother has that exact carpet.
>>8529442
You can use your tears to add some saltiness to your food.
>>8530834
nah m8 i had some salt with it still
i found some frozen vegetables to add to it too
and someone gave me a bottle of hot sauce.
getting drunk instead of crying
i can cry later
Arby's food, Loaded Curly Fries, Fish Sandwich with Tartar, my din din
>>8530975
Why'd you leave your tomato pie out overnight so a sewer rat could shit on it?
>>8529570
update- I flash fried strips of left over round and made a pot of jasmine rice, made some better gravy and some green beans and another green salad.
not gonna lie, shit was pretty cash
alfredo
>>8528827
>Weirdly flavored pizza
>Wings(?)
>PS4
>Cat
I would slaughter my entire family for one night of this.
>>8528947
HAHAHAA WE ALL THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS WHIPPING UP A MILLIONAIRE'S LUNCH AND THIS RETARD HAS A SESAME BUN WITH MEAT AND LETTUCE ON IT
>DOLE PINEAPPLE JUICE
This is great
>>8528974
haha goood one there!
>>8528929
There actually is. That's why there are different boards.
/ck/WORMS on dead board watch
>>8528827
Chopped chicken salad with ranch.
>>8528827
Well, are you going to tell us what's on it?
>>8531441
>basically blue rare
Hows your fedora fitting?
A burnt cheese sandwich.
Someone kill me
>>8528827
>cat in the picture
KYS manlet.
>>8531903
Hmm...
>>8532203
>what is suvee
Pesto pasta.
>>8528827
Having the 'rents over and making fish n chips. Practiced last week and it was great, just needed beer batter instead imo. Stocked up and ready to roll
I had a fresh bakery bun with bologna, cheese and mustard.
i-it was actually pretty cash desu
>>8534052
Jesus wept I hope you all went for a fucking jog after that greasy mess
Why do half the threads on this board consist of fast food?
Fucking Christ, you fucking plebeians.
>>8531441
what's on your potato? looks better than just butter and sour cream
>>8530893
This is me except tortilla chips and spirits instead of saltines and camels
>>8528827
chicken fried rice loaded with bacon and onions. shit was cash
>>8528827
Finished an exam today so decided to treat myself. Got a baguette, some olives, sun dried tomatoes, a package of herb boursin cream cheese and bottle of red wine. Herb cream cheese and fresh bread is honestly hard to beat for me. Anyone here got any suggestions on how to use it? I normally just eat it with bread and sometimes smoked salmon but I am curious what recipes could go well with it.
>>8534243
Ragu and frozen meatballs? I can deal with that
>>8532203
>>8534234
how new are you faggots?
made some korean food. doenjang jjigae (된장찌개) which is basically a fermented soybean stew with tofu, veg, and meat. smells like feet but tastes like heaven
Chicken Club sandwiches.
What does /ck/ eat for lunch though? I was just making like a platter of cheese, triscuits, salami, and some veggies but half the time I just dont bot her and get something local. I need a good, healthy, staple lunch.
>>8534473
Whats up with the doll?. I feel like I have seen her before
>>8534473
if anyone has ever been to your house before, did you put the doll away?
>>8534598
Is there a story behind her?
>>8534627
She is an EQG Pinkie I got her with a 2015 Happy Meal from McDonalds
who /poor/ here?
Eating crock-pot ziti for the 3rd night in a row. had it for lunch 3 straight days as well
>>8534864
pasta pasta and pasta here in the simplest way possible
Had to clear out the fridge and freezer, so finishing off some crumbed fish, mixed veggies and salad.
Gotta say, not a good mix, but had to be done.
Homemas pizza here, with fresh cream base, regular ham slices, raclette cheese, sliced potatoes, pancetta, bacon and mozzarella, in that order.
Shit is so cash trust me, I tried adding camembert last time but It didn't turn out well since pancetta and bacon are already salted as fuck, so the camembert just added more salt and it didn't turn out well at all.
>>8531441
GOD DAMN SON. You are welcome to feed me any time.
>>8528827
A cheese sandwich on stale white bread with mustard.
And some water.
>>8534864
I once had shit-tier chili from a can for six days in a row. Every fucking meal.
Shitting was something else.
>>8528973
I can't stop laughing, this is one of the saddest meals i've ever seen
>>8528827
shit why aren't they making thoses in my country
>>8535126
what type of oven are you using ? wood ?
>>8535193
Sadly no, I wish I had one but the student life does not offer this kind of luxury.
I have to made my own paste and slightly cook it, let it rest for a few hours, put the ingredients and cook it again in a regular over to have that sweet paste inflation, it really does imitate the regular stuff you'd get from a traditional wood oven but obviously it does lack a few subtilities
>>8535208
>student life does not offer this kind of luxury
tfw I don't even have an oven or a microwave
>>8528973
Ah McCain, you've done it again.
>>8535254
I'm in a special setup, basically, this campus is for our school only, and it's traditional to put most of your belongings (furniture, oven, microwave, chair, desk, mixer, literally anything) on sale at bargain prices before you leave the campus, it's been like this for years, and you sell what you bought when you leave as well, so for me it's :
Oven, 10 bucks, microwave 10 bucks, 2 desk 10 bucks.
>>8535266
nice for it's not the probleùm is not really money but space i live in 12m2
>>8535280
How much do you pay a month? Where in the world?
>>8528847
It's called 'Shapes'?
Everything has a goddamn shape.
TeXTuReS next?
>>8533995
>When people from the Carolinas bastardize cooking terms so it looks like something you would go muddin' on
>>8535283
Paris, France and it's free, old stuff from my family so it's very ok
>>8535303
lol j'en étais quasiment sûr en plus, en voyant la typo sur "probleùm"
Quelle école ?
>>8535311
42, c'est de l'info je peux y aller à pied donc c'est super
>>8535314
Ah, ce truc mega cher sa mère
>>8535322
kek l'école est entièrement gratuite
>>8535324
Excuse, j'avais confondu avec une autre dsl, ou bien mes infos étaient vieilles.
C'est chaud d'y rentrer ou ça passe si tu sais bosser ? Je sors de spe, je suis en école A+ mais je me vla trop chier et l'ingénierie ça me casse les burnes, ça se tente tu penses ?
>>8535331
si t'aime programmer et que tu es capable de bosser, tu rentrera
t'as des mecs qui n'ont pas le bac et non jamais vu un code de leur vie qui rentrent
pendant le concourt d'entré, t'as un tiers qui abandonne dont la moitié la première semaine un tiers qui rate et un tiers qui passe donc si tu tiens jusqu'à la fin ça te fait une chance sur deux et vu que t'aura bien bossé ça passera sûrement
j'étais en fac avant je me faisais chier pareil
juste ne compte pas trop sur tes anciennes connaissances au début et savoir utiliser un système unix aide
sinon c'est basé sur l'entraide donc cause aux gens aide les et ils t'aiderons
>>8531142
No, you kept calling him names because you thought he was whipping up a lavish meal somehow on kaiser rolls with deli meat. Wtf for real. Roast beef on bread with lettuce. Turkey on bread. Woo. So lavish you fucking pleb. Seriously you made it out to be something else completely yet it's poor mans food. Blame yourself. He literally described it the same as you do here.
>>8534246
So something entirely different.
>>8535511
That fucking """""plate"""""
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>8535511
Good god anon what are you doing
>>8535539
>>8535562
>>8535331
>école A+
ahahaha
>>8535606
Reste jaloux cerveaunain :)
>>8535590
>I was only pretending to be retarded
Based matt
Made some fucking dope nuggies and rice.
Come at me.
>>8535621
looks like good 'za bra
Had some spicy ass wings. Pluckers in Austin TX
>>8534825
you sick sonuvabitch
>>8537136
>nuggies
>not nug nugs or tendies
kys my man
>>8533952
nice triple decker man
might try this tomorrow but would possibly add some banana
>>8534473
is that some homemade 'za?
>>8528854
Liam/10
>>8531903
wew lad I was thinking about killing myself but your pic gave me a good chuckle and all is well
>>8531441
Wait wtf is that cow still alive?
>>8528864
sounds like shit.
for me, it's the mcchicken. the best fast food sandwich
>>8529009
I suggest you stop namefagging you piece of shit
>>8530893
for me, it's the mcbullet
It's gonna be Panko-crusted chicken breast and microwaved broccoli
>>8528827
>Beef noodle and veg stir fry topped with marinaded chicken and a peanut satay sauce.
Beef is Sirloin steak, tenderised and coated in a paste of dark soy sauce, ground pepper and salt, and ginger and garlic paste.
Chicken is marinaded in a mix of coconut milk, brown sugar, garlic paste, chilli and turmeric powders.
Stir fry veg is, well, stir fry veg.
The best bit, the peanut sauce is comprised of:
>3 generous tablespoons of peanut butter (I use smooth)
>Half a can of coconut milk
>Two or three table spoons of dark brown sugar
>A bit of turmeric and chilli powder. (Chilli for spice, turmeric for more color)
>A bit of chicken stock. I use one cube and no more than like 300ml water. As little as you can get the cube to dissolve in honestly.
> Some soy sauce, usually a couple of dabs
>A little sprinkle of lemon juice
Bung it all in together and cook somewhat aggressively while stirring continuously (else it will stick or burn) until it starts make a fzzz sound when stirring from the corner then reduce the heat a bit and cook it down a bit more to thicken it up (it will hang on the spoon a bit but since its hot it will still be pretty fluid). Be careful not to burn it.
When this sauce is cool, provided you didn't add to much stock to it (it makes it runny), it goes lovely and thick. It can take a microwave reheating well and can be refrigerated for a day easily.
Also with the beef I pan fry the steaks to seal, then I slice it up into strips and then re-fry mildly adding the fresh egg noodles.
Usually add a little of some generic chinese sauce to it but it's not exactly necessary. Maybe some pre-fried mushrooms thinly sliced go nice in the beef noodles.
It doesn't matter because usually the peanut sauce is so good you will mix it into everything anyway.
Seriously guys. Master the peanut sauce. It can be whipped up pretty quick once you know how.
Okay! Fresh Italian food mama Mia
>>8541365
Boing application :3. Your posts never let me down, but I don't know your name :^(..
>>8534937
I'd drown that with pic related.
>>8541365
post wall plox
>>8541492
http://imgur.com/kFCrUx9
Based Goosey
>>8532247
How do you even burn a cheese sandwich
I just got some buns and swiss cheese to make burgers with, but I forgot to thaw the patties I had in my freezer. Can a George Foreman cook a frozen brick of a patty, or will the inside still be cold when the outside is getting cooked?
My tears (house favorite)
>>8537395
love pluckers
>>8539826
7.62x54R yugo surplus, You have a nugget or something else?
>>8541885
correction..bulgarian?
>>8530975
No cheese? Why even bother to order a pizza? Just have something you like.
>>8528827
I would love to ha e a load of your cum lad.
makin this desu
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bakedspanishrisotto_70241
>>8541952
It has cheese, the guy clearly ordered double pepperoni though and double (sausage?) though
This, was tasty af.
>>8538142
Seems like you over-stirred the mapo tofu a bit. The tofu's all broken up.
>>8541968
>baked spanish risotto
So paella?
>>8530918
>>8528973
>>8528967
>>8528947
>>8533952
>>8530975
>>8531903
what the fuck.......i actually keked
everything looks so sad and disturbing
>>8528833
what do you have on your toast?
>>8530893
classy
>>8534433
actually looks goods and sounds delicious
would eat
>>8534473
why do you eat so shitty food man
>>8535511
even your keyboard is fucking greasy
>>8537136
>>8537395
actually NICE
>>8538142
glad to see that some people hear eats healthy
>>8538913
d i a b e t e s
>>8542199
Looks delicious. Would eat without hesitation
>>8535511
Ignore the jealous plebs senpai. Enjoy your dinner :^)
Tuna and noodles and vegetables.
>>8528947
i dont eat fast food or really much packaged food but if im lazy ill eat something like this. its 10/10
>>8543200
Looks like shit but probably tastes pretty good
>>8535511
Yum. Looks good
sunflower seeds.